& Jinch u

*The Battle-Tron turns on in the Battle Chamber and we see the Jinchuu Kanji flash three times. Kyle Walker struts out with James Ward to find a large group of press members sitting in the usual audience seats. Kyle has a microphone.*

[Kyle:] "I'd like to thank you all for coming tonight to my little announcement. And I'd like to thank tech support for finally shutting the fuck up as James was drilling them in the head after they objected to me using the Tron."

*James smirks and readjusts his leather gloves*

[Kyle:] "Now I know you all got a lot of questions about what I came to do here and you don't have to worry, cause I've still got loads to say. I'm not shy and I'll answer any question people have. But first, I'd like to lighten the mood."

[James:] "People been saying that just cause we're mad, that we don't know how to have fun!"

[Kyle:] "And that's just not right. So we'd like to bring out the new Jinchuu mascot."

*They look to the ring curtains and a giant Goose comes out wearing a black shirt with the Jinchuu kanji on the front. He also has a big head of gray hair.*




[Kyle:] "Introducing...Jinchuu Goose!"

[James:] "& Jinch u."

[Kyle:] "Go ahead Goose, entertain the crowd."

*Jinchuu Goose turns to face the press and starts to dance as James appears to laugh. Meanwhile, Kyle reaches under the curtain and pulls out a barbed wire bat with a stapler on it. Batter up!*





*Jinchuu Goose is down as the audience is sickened at the sight of the blood rushing from its head. James Ward has stopped smiling and grabs the Goose by its throat.*






*Kyle's scowl has come back onto his face and he nods to James who obliges by driving Goose down to the mat with a chokeslam transitioned into a powerbomb.*





*James picks the near unconscious Goose off the ground and hands him over to Kyle who hoists him up on his shoulders.*






*Kyle yells out Jinchuu and launches his body down*





*The crowd is shocked as this seemingly innocent Goose has been obliterated in front of them. James snickers.*





*Kyle grabs a microphone as James starts hogtying the downed Goose.*

[Kyle:] "The Gooses are done."

*Kyle pauses as the crowd lets out a gasp*

[Kyle:] Why? Because it was 'Holly' who originally introduced Orochi Goose into the world. It wasn't Robin's fault, of course. She had been so brainwashed and corrupted into perversion by Jo Ryder and Geese that she somehow thought bringing an oversexualized, criminally inclined breed of Goose into the world was the right way to behave. That's Holly.

You want to know why I refuse to call my sister by that name? Because Robin is the girl who once cried herself to sleep after a junior high school party where she was the only one there that wore earrings. Clip ons, no less. She thought that made her a whore. Yet 10 years later she's watching a Goose mouth-f*ck people for fun as she's pleasuring herself on international TV."

*Kyle gets visibly agitated here, screams out, and gives the Goose a strong kick to the throat*

[Kyle:] "No more. Jinchuu has standing orders to destroy all Gooses they see in UBL, OG-Joshi, FPCPP, anywhere"

[James:] "Kill on sight."

[Kyle:] "This perversion stops now. For my sister's soul and my family's honor. I'm going to set right all that's gone wrong. And I'm not the only one who has a beef with these creatures."

*The Battle Tron plays as we see a brief montage of Furis getting attacked and embarrassed by various Gooses. After it's over. Furis comes out and kicks the downed Goose. Then he bites him to the crowd's disgust. Finally, thanks to James hogtying it, Furis is able to easily drag it behind him as he goes backstage, a blood trail left on the entrance ramp rug.*

[Kyle:] "No..more...gooseshit."

*Kyle and James flip off the reporters then go backstage*