Grand de-opening
May 28, 2011 2:33:13 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on May 28, 2011 2:33:13 GMT -5
*It's the afternoon of Saturday, May 28th, the first vacation day for most people during the Memorial Day weekend. A car is rolling down a highway in upstate New York with both windows down. Kyle Walker is driving with a look of determination while James Ward is in the passenger seat with his hand alternating between taking a drag from his cigarette and then holding it out the window.*
[James:] "Can we stop up here? I want to get more smokes."
*Kyle ignores him and drives past a road side stop as James sighs.*
[James:] "Really man, you gotta relax a bit. You said it yourself that there's only so much we can accomplish during these down times between shows. It's stupid to waste your energy being this intense all the time."
[Kyle:] "I'll always have enough energy as long as I have an infinite supply of hate."
[James:] "Yeah but I don't see why that hate couldn't use some more cigarettes as company."
*Kyle sighs and reaches over to the glove compartment where he pulls out a box of cigarettes for James.*
[James:] "There we go...all this fresh air is poisoning me."
[Kyle:] "Air conditioning is for silver spoon assholes and I'm not sitting in a smoked up car with you."
*James laughs incredulously.*
[James:] "Suddenly second hand smoke is your Achilles heel? What the f*ck man? Can I at least turn the radio on?"
*Kyle shakes his head no. James rolls his eyes and the two stay silent for another ten minutes until they hit a lot of traffic.*
[James:] "Is this it?"
[Kyle:] "Probably. Check out the other cars, they look like tourists?"
*James reaches his head out the window and leers at different cars, seeing families with kids.*
[James:] "Yeah, tards with tots. So how much longer?"
[Kyle:] "No clue. But it's just a few miles up."
*After 10 minutes in traffic, the car passes a parking lot.*
[James:] "Ain't we going in or we gonna do this drive-by style?"
[Kyle:] "I've got better clearance."
*Kyle pulls the car into a smaller parking lot with more security. He flashes his ID and is allowed in. Kyle and James get out of the car, complete with a big exaggerated stretching fit from James. Kyle leers at him til he's done. Then the two walk up to a large line of people a few meters removed from a big gaudy entrance sign that says: "Welcome to Orochi-O's Land."*
[James:] "So we gonna wait on line? Why go through all this trouble if-"
*Kyle looks over at James who shuts up when he sees Kyle's frenzied expression. The two wait on a long line which Kyle seems to savor and then start to hear some chatter from the kids in back of them, despite their parents keeping them a pretty good distance away.*
[Kid 1:] "So what are you gonna ride first?"
[Kid 2:] "Probably the "Parachute Drop."
[Kid 1:] "We just drove 5 hours to get here and you want to go on a ride based on that loser?"
[Kid 2:] "Well what about you? Gonna lose your virginity on Jo Ryder's Tunnel of Love?" Like Holly di-"
*Kyle's face turns red with rage and he roars at the kids who run away crying. The parents think better then to confront the men and follow their kids back to the parking lot. James notices the other people in line staring at Kyle.*
[James:] "Got something to say?"
*James blows some smoke out of his mouth in their direction causing them to back up further. After a few more minutes, Kyle and James get to the front of the line where there is a little ticket and information center kiosk. A slightly overweight middle aged man greets them.*
[Employee:] "Hello friends, welcome to Orochi-O's Land, where the -"
[Kyle:] "The shame, humiliation, and degradation ends TODAY."
[Employee:] "Uh....I'm not sure that's part of our slogan-"
[Kyle:] "You got a loud speaker system here, right?"
[Employee:] "Yeah, we use it for announcing exciting deals."
[James:] "Let me guess, $50 for a handy in the parking lot?"
*The employee looks embarrassed.*
[Employee:] "So do you two gentlemen want tickets?"
[Kyle:] "Tickets to the end of this perverted paradise. Do you know who I am?"
[Employee:] "Someone who isn't interested in the 5 day fun pass?"
[Kyle:] "Kyle Walker. Proud brother of Robin Walker, the Orochi-O's Officer in charge of this park."
[Employee:] "Oh."
[Kyle:] "Yeah...oh. You better get whoever is in charge over here right now. Because I'm shutting this park down today."
*The employee gulps and quickly whispers to someone else who dashes away from the kiosk. Meanwhile an announcement comes over the PA system saying: "Thank you for your patience, everyone, ticket sales will resume very soon!"*
[Kyle:] "No they won't."
*After a minute, a man wearing a suit comes into the kiosk and looks at Kyle Walker, nodding.*
[Suit:] "Hello, Mr. Walker. I recognize you."
[Kyle:] "Then you recognize this."
*Kyle takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and hands it over to the man.*
[Kyle:] "This is a legal notice stating that this park must shut down on my command. Orochi Geese put my sister in absolute control of this park, totally independent of other Orochi-O's operations. And it just so happens that while my sister... sleeps, my parents and I have been allowed to make decisions on her behalf. Here's one of them: close this place right f*cking now."
[Suit:] "But sir...it's opening day! And the kind of money this place makes could help your sister's recovery-"
*Kyle slaps him across the face*
[Kyle:] "Keep her name out of your money whore mouth. I said this place is closed. The law is on my side and I can get the cops over here any time I want. Now you kick everyone out of this place and give me that damn microphone. I want to 'apologize' to your patrons."
*The man, dejected, nods to Kyle and gets on his own cell phone, issuing orders to clear the park out. Kyle grabs the microphone from inside the kiosk and begins talking, his voice emanating from the speakers to everyone on line and in the park.*
[Kyle:] "This is Kyle Walker speaking. Orochi-O's Land has been terminated, courtesy of Jinchuu. It will not reopen, it will not reimburse you. If you try to get your money back, you'll receive your own blood as compensation. And if you stay one second longer in this festering pit of immoral shit, I will personally drag your ass off whatever disgusting ride you are on and kick you in the throat till I pass out."
*The line quickly begins to disperse with many frightened families going back to their car and many people running out of the park. A few people in the park, mostly drunken teenagers and tough guys, decide they aren't so happy with this arrangement. But a few seconds later, limos pull up to the front entrance and a large group of Genji Security men walk out, including Agent 0.*
[Kyle:] "Good timing."
[Agent 0:] "We're still neutral but I owe you for you letting me break Thunder Strike's neck in March."
[Kyle:] "You won't stay neutral once you see how this war continues. But for now, just make sure that everyone here who resists expulsion is beaten and maimed to unconsciousness. I'd stay and help but this place is making me sick."
*Kyle spits on the Orochi-O's Land sign and walks away with James following behind him, knocking out anyone in his path that complains. Total chaos goes in in the background as Genji Security assault anyone who refuses to leave the park.
Kyle turns around once more and takes in the sight before yelling to Agent 0.*
[Kyle:] "And when you're done...burn it to the ground."
*Kyle takes out a match, lights it, and throws it behind him at the Orochi-O's Land sign as he walks away.*
[James:] "Can we stop up here? I want to get more smokes."
*Kyle ignores him and drives past a road side stop as James sighs.*
[James:] "Really man, you gotta relax a bit. You said it yourself that there's only so much we can accomplish during these down times between shows. It's stupid to waste your energy being this intense all the time."
[Kyle:] "I'll always have enough energy as long as I have an infinite supply of hate."
[James:] "Yeah but I don't see why that hate couldn't use some more cigarettes as company."
*Kyle sighs and reaches over to the glove compartment where he pulls out a box of cigarettes for James.*
[James:] "There we go...all this fresh air is poisoning me."
[Kyle:] "Air conditioning is for silver spoon assholes and I'm not sitting in a smoked up car with you."
*James laughs incredulously.*
[James:] "Suddenly second hand smoke is your Achilles heel? What the f*ck man? Can I at least turn the radio on?"
*Kyle shakes his head no. James rolls his eyes and the two stay silent for another ten minutes until they hit a lot of traffic.*
[James:] "Is this it?"
[Kyle:] "Probably. Check out the other cars, they look like tourists?"
*James reaches his head out the window and leers at different cars, seeing families with kids.*
[James:] "Yeah, tards with tots. So how much longer?"
[Kyle:] "No clue. But it's just a few miles up."
*After 10 minutes in traffic, the car passes a parking lot.*
[James:] "Ain't we going in or we gonna do this drive-by style?"
[Kyle:] "I've got better clearance."
*Kyle pulls the car into a smaller parking lot with more security. He flashes his ID and is allowed in. Kyle and James get out of the car, complete with a big exaggerated stretching fit from James. Kyle leers at him til he's done. Then the two walk up to a large line of people a few meters removed from a big gaudy entrance sign that says: "Welcome to Orochi-O's Land."*
[James:] "So we gonna wait on line? Why go through all this trouble if-"
*Kyle looks over at James who shuts up when he sees Kyle's frenzied expression. The two wait on a long line which Kyle seems to savor and then start to hear some chatter from the kids in back of them, despite their parents keeping them a pretty good distance away.*
[Kid 1:] "So what are you gonna ride first?"
[Kid 2:] "Probably the "Parachute Drop."
[Kid 1:] "We just drove 5 hours to get here and you want to go on a ride based on that loser?"
[Kid 2:] "Well what about you? Gonna lose your virginity on Jo Ryder's Tunnel of Love?" Like Holly di-"
*Kyle's face turns red with rage and he roars at the kids who run away crying. The parents think better then to confront the men and follow their kids back to the parking lot. James notices the other people in line staring at Kyle.*
[James:] "Got something to say?"
*James blows some smoke out of his mouth in their direction causing them to back up further. After a few more minutes, Kyle and James get to the front of the line where there is a little ticket and information center kiosk. A slightly overweight middle aged man greets them.*
[Employee:] "Hello friends, welcome to Orochi-O's Land, where the -"
[Kyle:] "The shame, humiliation, and degradation ends TODAY."
[Employee:] "Uh....I'm not sure that's part of our slogan-"
[Kyle:] "You got a loud speaker system here, right?"
[Employee:] "Yeah, we use it for announcing exciting deals."
[James:] "Let me guess, $50 for a handy in the parking lot?"
*The employee looks embarrassed.*
[Employee:] "So do you two gentlemen want tickets?"
[Kyle:] "Tickets to the end of this perverted paradise. Do you know who I am?"
[Employee:] "Someone who isn't interested in the 5 day fun pass?"
[Kyle:] "Kyle Walker. Proud brother of Robin Walker, the Orochi-O's Officer in charge of this park."
[Employee:] "Oh."
[Kyle:] "Yeah...oh. You better get whoever is in charge over here right now. Because I'm shutting this park down today."
*The employee gulps and quickly whispers to someone else who dashes away from the kiosk. Meanwhile an announcement comes over the PA system saying: "Thank you for your patience, everyone, ticket sales will resume very soon!"*
[Kyle:] "No they won't."
*After a minute, a man wearing a suit comes into the kiosk and looks at Kyle Walker, nodding.*
[Suit:] "Hello, Mr. Walker. I recognize you."
[Kyle:] "Then you recognize this."
*Kyle takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and hands it over to the man.*
[Kyle:] "This is a legal notice stating that this park must shut down on my command. Orochi Geese put my sister in absolute control of this park, totally independent of other Orochi-O's operations. And it just so happens that while my sister... sleeps, my parents and I have been allowed to make decisions on her behalf. Here's one of them: close this place right f*cking now."
[Suit:] "But sir...it's opening day! And the kind of money this place makes could help your sister's recovery-"
*Kyle slaps him across the face*
[Kyle:] "Keep her name out of your money whore mouth. I said this place is closed. The law is on my side and I can get the cops over here any time I want. Now you kick everyone out of this place and give me that damn microphone. I want to 'apologize' to your patrons."
*The man, dejected, nods to Kyle and gets on his own cell phone, issuing orders to clear the park out. Kyle grabs the microphone from inside the kiosk and begins talking, his voice emanating from the speakers to everyone on line and in the park.*
[Kyle:] "This is Kyle Walker speaking. Orochi-O's Land has been terminated, courtesy of Jinchuu. It will not reopen, it will not reimburse you. If you try to get your money back, you'll receive your own blood as compensation. And if you stay one second longer in this festering pit of immoral shit, I will personally drag your ass off whatever disgusting ride you are on and kick you in the throat till I pass out."
*The line quickly begins to disperse with many frightened families going back to their car and many people running out of the park. A few people in the park, mostly drunken teenagers and tough guys, decide they aren't so happy with this arrangement. But a few seconds later, limos pull up to the front entrance and a large group of Genji Security men walk out, including Agent 0.*
[Kyle:] "Good timing."
[Agent 0:] "We're still neutral but I owe you for you letting me break Thunder Strike's neck in March."
[Kyle:] "You won't stay neutral once you see how this war continues. But for now, just make sure that everyone here who resists expulsion is beaten and maimed to unconsciousness. I'd stay and help but this place is making me sick."
*Kyle spits on the Orochi-O's Land sign and walks away with James following behind him, knocking out anyone in his path that complains. Total chaos goes in in the background as Genji Security assault anyone who refuses to leave the park.
Kyle turns around once more and takes in the sight before yelling to Agent 0.*
[Kyle:] "And when you're done...burn it to the ground."
*Kyle takes out a match, lights it, and throws it behind him at the Orochi-O's Land sign as he walks away.*