"Happy Lunarversary"

[OrochiGeese]

*The camera opens to a blank shot in front of a wall. Some excited giggling is heard off screen*

[Woman:] "Luke! Stop tickling me, we're supposed to shoot a video film!"


*Sure enough, the voice belongs to "Mean" Jean Carter. Before long we are joined by her and Luke Kisiera.  Luke is wearing a "Wrestle Quest" shirt and Jean is wearing one of her casual coaching sweater vests.*







[Jean:] "HTF IS UBBLE!?"

[Luke:] "What?!"

[Jean:] "HOW THE FUN IS UBBLE!?"

*Luke scratches the back of his head and grins awkwardly*

[Luke:] "Uh...I don't think that's what the 'f' in 'wtf is ubble' stands for."

[Jean:] "F always stands for FUN, Luke. You should know that - you make video games."

*Luke blushes.*

[Luke:] "I guess the cats out of the bag-"

[Jean:] "I LOVE CATS!"

[Luke:] "Well that particular cat has been out of the bag for years now, Jean. What I meant is that now everyone knows what I've been doing since I stepped away from the ring."

[Jean:] "Luke - your Wrestle Quest game sold a trillion copies! Of course everyone knows!"

[Luke:] "I'm not sure about those sales numbers but we are doing pretty well for ourselves."

[Jean:] "Darn tootin!"

*Luke smiles and kisses Jean on the cheek who blushes and grins.*

[Luke:] "So Jean and I are here today to make two announcements."

[Jean:] "Wait, two-"

[Luke:] "Two!!"

[Jean:] "But I didn't even get to make my first one yet."

[Luke:] "Announce your little heart out!"

[Jean:] "HAPPY ANNIVIRTHARY OG-FPD!"

[Luke:] "What?"

[Jean:] "That's Birthday plus Anniversary...plus OG-FPD."

[Luke:] "What what?"

[Jean:] "Okay, how about Happy Lunarversary!?

[Luke:] "Because 'Lunar Eclipse of the Heart' is the 10 year Anniversary of the Battalion?"

[Jean:] "And like THE best name ever for a show!! Thanks Drake!!"

[Luke:] "And that brings us to our second announcement."

[Jean:] "It does?"

[Luke:] "We are gonna be there!"

*Jean's eyes go wide but her mouth goes silent.*

[Luke:] "Jean...you okay?"

[Jean:] "R...really? H-how? I mean..."

[Luke:] "I wouldn't lie to you."

[Jean:] "I know but..."

*Jean whispers to Luke but the camera can still pick it up.*

"What about Destiny? Is it safe?"
"Yeah, I talked to everyone. We're cleared."

*Jean's eyes go even wider than before and she jumps in the air and yells YIPPEE!"

[Luke:] "That's the spirit. Jean Carter, the soul of UBL, is returning for its Birthday."

[Jean:] "And Luke, the heart of a hero, is taking me out for pizza snack night afterward!"

[Luke:] "We'll see all of you at Lunar Eclipse. Matt, Barton, I can't wait to catch up!"

[Jean:] "Now we get to find out just how the fun is ubble!"

*The scene fades as Jean continues jumping up and down with joy.*