Injury Reports - July 2022
Feb 28, 2011 3:57:21 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 28, 2011 3:57:21 GMT -5
This is a mostly kayfabe list of those who are currently injured and when they are expected back.
"Cleared" applies to wrestlers recently taken off the injured list before the most current thread update.
Currently Injured:
- Jakob of Furis
Injury: Concussion.
Occurring on: Second Dimension - May 13, 2022.
Perpetrator: THRASH Ogawa
Return date: Unknown.
Long term effects: Yikes. If it's anything like in the past, we're in for some trouble.
- Jarec
Injury: Neck trauma and shattered anonymity.
Occurring on: Second Dimension - May 13, 2022.
Perpetrator: Lariated by RYOMA and unmasked by THRASH Ogawa
Return date: Possibly never.
Long term effects: We won't really know since he's been apprehended by J.U.S.T.I
- Russ Masters
Injury: Third degree burns.
Occurring on: Second Dimension - May 13, 2022.
Perpetrator: THRASH Ogawa
Return date: Possibly never.
Long term effects: We won't really know since he's been apprehended by J.U.S.T.I.C.E.
- Jack Flint
Injury: Damage and possible herniation to the Lumbar spine.
Occurring on: Second Dimension - May 13, 2022.
Perpetrator: Armo Halla & Hjalmar Susi
Return date: At least 6 months of shore leave.
Long term effects: Added saltiness.
- Henry Bailey
Injury: Damage and possible herniation to the Cervical spine.
Occurring on: Second Dimension - May 13, 2022.
Perpetrator: Armo Halla & Hjalmar Susi
Return date: At least 6 months of shore leave.
Long term effects: Added saltiness.
Recently Cleared:
- Mr. Clyde
Injury: Third degree burns and possible damage to lumbar spine.
Occurring on: Continuum III - December 13, 2020.
Perpetrator: Russ Masters
Return date: Unknown.
Long term effects: Unknown.
- Charles Langford
Injury: Concussion and possible damage to spine.
Occurring on: Continuum III - December 13, 2020.
Perpetrator: THRASH Ogawa and William King
Return date: Unknown.
Long term effects: Maybe call his bluff since he may have forgotten the hierarchy of hands.
Permanently Injured:
- Barton Miller
Injury: Concussion, internal bleeding, and permanent spinal cord injury.
Occurring on: Debasement Tour - July 26, 2019
Perpetrator: Yoshirozuna
Return date: None.
Long term effects: Retirement.
- Agent 1
Injury: Physically and psychologically broken. Comatose
Occurring on: "ALL YOUR BASE" - December 13, 2019
Perpetrator: Corey O'Brian
Return Date: Nope.
Long Term Effects: Human putty.
- Franklin A Terrence-Edwards (aka "Destiny Spy")
Injury: Myriad of injuries on both arms and legs, torn rotator cuff, separated shoulder, broken ribs, fractured cervical vertebrae, comatose.
Occurring on: DRAGONSUPLEX Dojo Training Session.
Perpetrator: Corey O'Brian
Return Date: No
Long Term Effects: Permanent quadriplegia expected.
- Orochi Gus
Injury: Bad back/Concussion.
Occurring on: 6/9/2013 (Live Show)
Perpetrator: A life time of lifting heavy boxes and poor training regimen/Bones' PK.
Return date: Not likely anytime soon. Retirement would be hopeful for everyone's sake.
Long term effects: Disappointment after a re-evaluation of his meager prospects.
"Cleared" applies to wrestlers recently taken off the injured list before the most current thread update.
Currently Injured:
- Jakob of Furis
Injury: Concussion.
Occurring on: Second Dimension - May 13, 2022.
Perpetrator: THRASH Ogawa
Return date: Unknown.
Long term effects: Yikes. If it's anything like in the past, we're in for some trouble.
- Jarec
Injury: Neck trauma and shattered anonymity.
Occurring on: Second Dimension - May 13, 2022.
Perpetrator: Lariated by RYOMA and unmasked by THRASH Ogawa
Return date: Possibly never.
Long term effects: We won't really know since he's been apprehended by J.U.S.T.I
- Russ Masters
Injury: Third degree burns.
Occurring on: Second Dimension - May 13, 2022.
Perpetrator: THRASH Ogawa
Return date: Possibly never.
Long term effects: We won't really know since he's been apprehended by J.U.S.T.I.C.E.
- Jack Flint
Injury: Damage and possible herniation to the Lumbar spine.
Occurring on: Second Dimension - May 13, 2022.
Perpetrator: Armo Halla & Hjalmar Susi
Return date: At least 6 months of shore leave.
Long term effects: Added saltiness.
- Henry Bailey
Injury: Damage and possible herniation to the Cervical spine.
Occurring on: Second Dimension - May 13, 2022.
Perpetrator: Armo Halla & Hjalmar Susi
Return date: At least 6 months of shore leave.
Long term effects: Added saltiness.
Recently Cleared:
- Mr. Clyde
Injury: Third degree burns and possible damage to lumbar spine.
Occurring on: Continuum III - December 13, 2020.
Perpetrator: Russ Masters
Return date: Unknown.
Long term effects: Unknown.
- Charles Langford
Injury: Concussion and possible damage to spine.
Occurring on: Continuum III - December 13, 2020.
Perpetrator: THRASH Ogawa and William King
Return date: Unknown.
Long term effects: Maybe call his bluff since he may have forgotten the hierarchy of hands.
Permanently Injured:
- Barton Miller
Injury: Concussion, internal bleeding, and permanent spinal cord injury.
Occurring on: Debasement Tour - July 26, 2019
Perpetrator: Yoshirozuna
Return date: None.
Long term effects: Retirement.
- Agent 1
Injury: Physically and psychologically broken. Comatose
Occurring on: "ALL YOUR BASE" - December 13, 2019
Perpetrator: Corey O'Brian
Return Date: Nope.
Long Term Effects: Human putty.
- Franklin A Terrence-Edwards (aka "Destiny Spy")
Injury: Myriad of injuries on both arms and legs, torn rotator cuff, separated shoulder, broken ribs, fractured cervical vertebrae, comatose.
Occurring on: DRAGONSUPLEX Dojo Training Session.
Perpetrator: Corey O'Brian
Return Date: No
Long Term Effects: Permanent quadriplegia expected.
- Orochi Gus
Injury: Bad back/Concussion.
Occurring on: 6/9/2013 (Live Show)
Perpetrator: A life time of lifting heavy boxes and poor training regimen/Bones' PK.
Return date: Not likely anytime soon. Retirement would be hopeful for everyone's sake.
Long term effects: Disappointment after a re-evaluation of his meager prospects.