February 2009
Feb 20, 2009 3:35:03 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 20, 2009 3:35:03 GMT -5
UBL Open show - February 2009.
Dark Match: Hank Panky Trial Series: Canada Brothers vs. Hank/Furis
Before the show was televised, this match was to be put on for the fans. The Canada Brothers came out to mild boos, which they promptly ignored. Then Hank Panky came out to a mixed reaction. Some of the crowd loved him but those wearing merchandise of more serious wrestlers tended to shout their criticisms of him. However, he was not to be discouraged as he was...just completely drunk off his ass.
When "Trans-Transylvanian Orchestra" played, signaling the entrance of Jakob Furis, a long lull was had until finally Jakob Furis came out: adorned in full hospital regalia, as was seen at the recent FLEX show (though today his "gown" is a bit more dirty). Furis got up on the apron, which at first seemed like a natural thing to do, except for the fact that he was on the apron in the corner of the Canada Brothers, his opponents for the night! When they protested that having Furis on their side would hurt their chances, and that he smelled like he hadn't showered for a week, Furis became agitated and and headbutted Canada Bob in a surprisingly vicious manner. However, this proved to be a mistake for aman vampire who had suffered TWO CONCUSSIONS in the last month! After the headbutt, he fell off the apron onto the hard arena floor. After a few seconds of regaining his balance and muttering things under his breath, it was clear that he had NOT regained his sense of where he was (judging by the confused look on his face). And so he ran up the ramp through the curtain to the back area, leaving Hank Panky high and dry well, still fairly drunk.
However, the match started and Hank was in a 1 on 2 situation. Luckily for him. Canada Bob was recovering from the headbutt and wiping the blood out of his eyes. But even with Canada Bob hurt, Canada Doug had no problem outwrestling Hank Panky. The crowd, who had been silent for the last few minutes due to the confusing violence that had just taken place, finally started to rally behind Hank Panky. This, in turn, allowed Hank to up his intensity and actually got Doug in trouble, getting a few nearfalls with his variety of "I'm gonna land on you and maybe vomit" offensive manuevers. After one such manuever, Doug had enough and used a low blow to neutralize Hank. While Hank began to dry-heave, Doug quickly made the tag to Bob. They went to make sure Hank wasn't going to vomit and, when the coast appeared clear, they hit him with a double DDT they call the "Double DDT-EH". Canada Bob covered Hank Panky for the win.
Canada Doug/Bob (O) ["Double DDT-EH" - 9:30] (X) Hank/Furis
*The Battle Chamber now goes live with pyro and the Open show host, John Randolph comes out with a microphone, looking vaguely unsettled and peering around the area suspiciously. However, he quickly regains his composure and addresses the audience.
[John:] "Welcome fans to the first Open show of 2009! The Battalion league beat the Reserve Roster to having the first UBL shows of the year, but we hope to one-up them by having the BEST show in February. Although I'm not sure I could do as good a commentary job as the lovely Jean Carter, but I will certainly try! We have quite a card for you as tonight we feature the third round of action in the Nexus Title Tournament: the semi-finals. Let's take a look at the BattleTron for the other matches planned as well."
*The BattleTron displays six matches*
1 -(T) Jang Bae vs. Gene Starr
2 - Athrin Cross/Silent Sword vs. SwashBuckLAWLers
3 - Dambman vs. Daddy Prime Time
4 - Vert Triangle vs. PerfectShawn Stevens
5 - Omega Churchill vs. Marquis de Douleur
6 - (T) Juan Leche vs. Johnny Brooke
*John goes to sit at a desk not far away from the ramp. He picks up a commentator head-set.*
[John:] " We have a huge show for you tonight and it is now time to officially begin by getting to the first Nexus Title tournament semi-final match. Jang Bae of the J.U.S.T.I.C.E. stable faces the M-DWF champion, and self-proclaimed UBL Champion, Gene Starr. Both men have had a difficult road up to this point but handled it with aplomb. Jang had to defeat the unorthodox and dangerous Elader before moving on to face his rival, Elvis Archibal: a man who held the psychological advantage due to a previous knockout of Jang. But Jang dug deep down and won that match, advancing through the tournament. Gene Starr had to defeat a very determined Park Hyun Soo before moving onto Kyle Walker who appeared almost supernatural in his efforts and drive in the face of a brutal attack he suffered earlier that night. Gene was able to defeat Kyle but not without quite a fight in one of the best matches of 2008."
[John:] "That brings us to tonight where it is time to see who will advance to the FINALS of the Nexus Title Tournament. Both men have an extensive martial arts background but the thing that sets them apart is experience in a pro wrestling ring. Gene Starr is one of the veterans of this roster and has captured many championships in his storied career. While Jang has only been wrestling for a year and a half, he has proven to be a quick learner and a very motivated fighter. Jang was last seen involved in an altercation at the Buffalo Battalion and sources say he is still angry at Orochi Geese for what happened to Jason Hyde. Whether Jang will use that anger to motivate him or allow it to distract him is a big question here. Gene Starr appears very focused and has not been side-tracked by other UBL events or the continued taunting of rival Johnny Brooke, who we will see later tonight in action as well. Both men have come out to the ring and so we are ready for the first match of tonight."
Match #1: Jang Bae vs. Gene Starr
Nexus Championship Tournament Round 3: Semi-Finals
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[John:] "Gene Starr was just too much for Jang to handle here. Whether it was due to distraction or just being out-matched, Jang came up short despite having a few opportunities to put the match away. Gene was not to be denied this victory and has now earned himself a direct shot at the Nexus Title by being in the tournament finals. On the plus side for Jang, this now allows him to focus fulltime on the Battalion which is heating up for J.U.S.T.I.C.E. after what happened at the previous show. This loss will no doubt haunt Jang but it could end up helping his Battalion in the long run. Jang will also be well served to reflect on this match and see how Gene adapted his martial arts skills to the wrestling ring, a challenge Jang is still facing."
Jang Bae (X) [STO - 12:06] (O) Gene Starr
[John:] "I'm getting word from the back that there is a bit of a "manpire hunt" going on. Those joining us on TV weren't privy to some odd behavior by Jakob Furis earlier tonight. Not that that classifies as news...but apparently he is on the loose backstage. However, it appears that Furis isn't the only one here of questionable sanity as the SwashBuckLAWLers are scheduled to come out next. They think they're part of a genuine pirate crew, but they don't seem to have a ship. Then again, under the tutelage of "Captain," or, as some call her, "Mad" Lucy Cutlass, they probably just swim on dry land. Of course, that doesn't mean they should be taken lightly in the ring as they have been very impressive in previous outings. And Lucy Cutlass IS a LAWL champion so perhaps they are all doing something right, after all? Wait...what am I saying? LAWL, right? See, THIS is what happens when my vacation gets cut short. Thanks again, Furis!"
*John sighs but regains his composure...a second later as he's about to continue, "Seized by Fury" hits*
[John:] "Uh...I think we're being, quite unexpectedly, joined by the Owner and CEO of UBL...Oro-
"SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE!"
*The OG-Joshi World Champion Holly quickly emerged from the curtains holding her own microphone.*
[Holly:] "Ladies and gentleman of the Universal Battle League, a subsidiary of Orochi-O's Incorporated, all rights reserved. It is my great honor and pleasure to introduce your UBL Owner and the NEWWWWW FPCPP World Champion - the Kaiser of Chaos, the Cereal Killer, the Holly-Humper, Orochi Geese!"
*Orochi Geese steps through the curtain wearing a royal style gold robe with black trim. His face is contorted in an almost insane look of wide-eyed urgency, eerily complimented by a satisfied smirk. He is breathing heavily as he looks around his arena and soaks in the fearful and disgusted looks of the crowd. As the music continues, and they both walk to the ring, he holds the FPCPP World Championship up high over his head. Holly gives him the microphone and signals to the production guys to cut the music.*
[Geese:] "On this night while I stand in the very promotion that played host to my career debut, I hold my head higher then ever before as I have returned triumphant. For you see, it was this past weekend that I took my final step towards immortality by winning a Championship belt coveted by the entire world of professional wrestling. And, as such, I formally declare this the start of the Orochi Empire."
*From the ceiling falls numerous banners displaying the Orochi symbol under a crown.*
[Geese:] "The very act of standing in my home as the new FPCPP Champion honors every one of you - from allies to enemies - that have set foot into this ring to do battle. As such, I accept your gratitude. ."
*Geese grins and points to Holly who does a curtsy and then holds the ropes open for Geese as he steps into the ring. He, in turn, does the same for her (minus the curtsy part).*
[Geese:] "However, certain allies have been rather truant in their praise for my epic accomplishment. Worse yet, in the past month they have actually attempted, intentionally or not, to undermine my efforts to win this title.. Now...while I am not a man of unlimited patience, I have proven in the past that forgiveness is not entirely foreign to me when the proper overtures of respect and devotion are made."
*Holly smiles then kisses him.*
[Geese:] "And since it was in a UBL ring where my Army stood in my way, it is only fitting for them to emerge here and now to beg my forgiveness and reclaim their roles of bolstering my glory. General Celes, servants Figaro and Clyde, your King beckons your call."
*We are met with silence for about a minute. Then the BattleTron turns on and shows the three named who are backstage watching the monitor, having heard the message. Clyde is standing still with no emotion (shocker), Figaro's face is a mix of disbelief and anger, while Celes is shaking her head disappointingly. Finally, a slightly frazzled Holly takes the microphone as she sees Geese becoming impatient.*
[Holly:] "Why, I do think your subjects are too humble to come out on such a night, given their recent disgraces. After all, how could they bestow honor onto you when their own is in question!? So let us not compromise this gala celebration with their trifles as we can deal with the servants later. Instead, let me present my gift to you in honor of the occasion. Geese, for your kingdom, I have made you a throne."
*Holly takes him eagerly by the hand and leads him to a section of the audience surrounded by armed GENJI Security members where there is an ornate thrown waiting in the middle of them, facing the ring. On the back of the throne is a coat of arms with the new Orochi Empire symbol in the middle. Geese sits down on the plush seat and Holly jumps onto his lap, her face flushing as a result of re-adjusting to get comfortable (i.e. grinding on his crotch). She begins making out with him but before she gets TOO into it (seconds before she spreads her legs), she holds her finger up as if she just remember something.*
[Holly:] "Show monkey...Jim Randwhatever, get back to business. We want some entertainment!!"
*We find John back at the table, wide-eyed after all this.*
[John:] "That was our owner and CEO, OrochI Geese. My personal congratulations, as John Randolph to -
[Holly:] "AN EMPEROR NEEDS NO PRAISE FROM A NAMELESS PEASANT! IT IS AN INSULT!"
*John sighs*
[John:] "Let's get on with the show. Coming to the ring next for our next match and making their Universal Battle League debuts are Athrin Cross and Silent Sword. Sword is both the mentor and trainer of Athrin. Both of these men have had a very large amount of independent success in other promotions but have come to UBL together as a unit. They have a tall order ahead of them in their first UBL match in facing their opponents, who I mentioned before ...whatever THAT was....as the SwashBuckLAWLers.. We'll see what Sword and Athrin can do and if the pirates steal their loose change or something. Sorry, I got nothing...being called a peasant takes some getting used to. Let's just get to the match."
Match #2: Athrin Cross/Silent Sword vs. SwashBuckLAWLers
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[John:] "Silent Sword surely spectacularly shined...sorry, Sword was extremely impressive there at the end as he earned the victory for his team. While both he and Athrin struggled with the immense size of "The Barge" Henry Bailey, Sword used his superior grappling prowess to take the surprised Henry down and make him submit with nowhere to go. That "Dagger Deathlock" was so powerful that Henry couldn't even wait for Jack to break up the hold! Meanwhile, Athrin also made a good impression but definitely appeared to be following the lead of Sword. However, a no-nonsense man like Athrin may just have not wanted to deal with the LAWL pirates and its hard to argue with that. In either case, both Sword and Athrin looked good and I believe we will see them in further competition next month."
Athrin/Sword (O) ["Dagger Deathlock" - 22:04] (X) Henry Bailey/Jack Flint
[John:] "On that note, before we go any further tonight, I am told that we have an important announcement from Sergeant Drake Yoshida regarding UBL shows."
*Drake appears on the BattleTron*
[Drake:] "It is my pleasure to welcome you all to 2009. A new year means a new way of doing business. A new agenda of success and glory inspired by our fearless Emperor, Orochi Geese! And so, with our Reserve roster growing and getting stronger every day, we have decided to start running more events for them in addition to the Open shows. These new "UBL Circuit" shows, as we will be calling them, will run every other month from this arena and give the roster members extra opportunities to shine. They will be televised and hosted by the increasingly competent John Randolph from a studio."
*The crowd modestly applauses the news*
[Drake:] "I would like to now announce the main event for the first "Circuit" show. The very talented Kyle Walker has recovered from the unprovoked attack he suffered at the previous show and will be in the main event at the February Circuit show to face the returning Jeremiah "Frog" Jones!' That's right, Kyle Walker vs. the junior heavyweight firebrand that is Jeremiah Jones"
*The crowd gives a mixed but very strong reaction to the mention of Frog and the match itself. All booing at the "Walker" name subside as Orochi Geese makes eye contact with those showing disrespect. The BattleTron picture shuts off as we see Drake smiling genuinely as he bows to Geese.*
[John:] "Quite an announcement there. And wow, it's not every day a guy gets to hear his boss call him "increasingly competent" on national TV. Looks like I graduated quickly from "peasantry". There will be champagne tonight, folks!! But before I get sloshed, it's time to get to our next match. It has been building for quite some time, really. Dambman and Daddy Prime Time have been involved in a war of words and have both launched some unsavory comments at each other. This all came to a head at the previous Open show where they went face to face and a fight almost broke out, leading Drake to make this next match. Will DPT's comments take Damb off his game by distracting him with anger, or will it further motivate him to gain victory? And will DPT's desire to prove himself superior to everyone on the roster lead him to showboat or can he keep focused and pave his way to glory here in UBL? Let's find out."
Match #3: Dambman vs. Daddy Prime Time
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[John:] "I think both men proved their spot on the roster in this match. After they each alleged that the other one was overrated, i think its safe to say they had to have gained SOME mutual respect after this encounter. And even if they haven't, the fans definitely took to both men and the passion they showed in this match. Both of them hung on past adversity and made comebacks well past it would have been expected of any man. And even though Damb won out in the end, you have to hand it to DPT for staying on him and fighting out of a number of quick pin attempts. But it was Damb's powerful saito suplex that put the match away after he clinched it with a beautiful shining wizard. Where both men go from here and if there are still lingering issues is uncertain, but one thing for sure is that the rest of the roster needs to be prepared for both Dambman and DPT."
Dambman (-) [Snap Saito Suplex - 21:11] (-) Daddy Prime Time
[John:] "And NOW it's time for intermission. I'll see you when we're ready to get back to the show!"
*John goes to grab some snacks at Park's Chippy's stand!!*
Fans, feeling penny-pinched by overpriced hydrogen-oxygen compounds at sporting events? A thing of the past if you don't mind Park's GOAT-soaked water! It's only fifty cents and comes in biodegradable bottles! The grill is also firing up as the aforementioned goat needs a place to "lie down and rest" after the flavoring of that water! Don't miss the value meal of grilled goat served with eel pie plus the bottled water for only $3.00! It's no wonder the traditional american fast food places don't even try to set up shop around the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena thanks tothe overbearing stench and Geese forcing them out of business anyway Park's Chippy's stand being the clear winner in consumer choice!!
And over at the merchandise table, we get some new items. A "BINGO-1 Army: The Search for Johnny" shirt is a hot seller among fans. SNUH shirts are doing extremely well with "How do you spell Kwyjibo? W-I-N" shirts as hot sellers. OrochiGeese "FPCPP Champion" shirts are doing well along with just in "Orochi Empire" shirts flying off the shelves! Holly "Ace of Joshi Wrestling" player card packs and OG-Joshi banners also seem to be selling quite well despite them being untouched by Holly but the fan's don't know that! However, the clear top seller tonight is actually merchandise featurng our own "Mean" Jean Carter and its a Jean Carter bobblehead!! She has said that she plans to donate the profits to the Johnny BINGO and Jakob Furis support funds, but we hope she keeps a little and buys something nice for herself.
*The BattleTron turns on to find "Mean" Jean Carter roaming the halls. She turns a corner and finds Jakob Furis on the floor picking at an old half-eaten pretzel. She carefully approaches and uses her indoor voice.*
[MJC:] "Jakob... are you ok?"
*Furis looks up at her but shows no sign of recognition*
[MJC:] "Oh my. Listen, I'm Jean Carter, we work together...kinda."
[Furis:] "Are you alive?"
[MJC:] "Uh...yep. You too! We're just a couple of live cats."
[Furis:] "I don't like cats, they taste bad."
*Jean turns green for a moment but soldiers on*
[MJC:] "If you are hungry, I can find food for you. Cause I'm worried, you look like you haven't eaten in weeks *Jean sniffs and grimaces*...or changed your clothing."
[Furis:] "Yes, I vant...to feed."
*Jean looks a bit upset now*
[MJC:] "Ok, let's just drop the act for a minute, cause you look REALLY sick."
[Furis:] "I VANT...to feed."
*A serious look comes over Furis as he goes to get up... but then falls back down, apparently having another dizzy spell. A calmer look appears on his face, but one of resignation.*
[MJC:] "I'll get help, hold on!"
*Furis' voice becomes strikingly deeper*
[Furis:] "Don't insult me."
[MJC:] "What!? You're crawling on the floor!! I'd say help is necessary!"
[Furis:] "Then help yourself."
[MJC:] "What?!"
*Furis starts laughing.*
[MJC:] "Ok, you NEED to cut this out..."
[Furis:] "Did you say cut? Let's cut things out veal good."
*Furis takes out a plastic knife that says "Keiser University" and stares intently at it, until a hand comes over his body and suddenly grabs it. A be-spectacled man in his mid-50's takes the knife out of Furis' hand and some EMT's to run over. They pick Furis up off the floor with their hands underneath his arms.*
[MJC:] "What's happening?"
Man: "My name is Dr. Schässburg, I am Jakob Furis' doctor. I apologize for his misbehavior."
[MJC:] "I see. So...where are you taking him?"
[Dr. Schässburg:] "To vherever the closest hospital is. I am afraid...he is not vell. Not vell at all. I vealize you are just trying to help, but vight now the best thing you can do is allow him to come vith us. You or other UBL employees can visit him if...VHEN he is veady and stable again. Here is my card."
*He hands Jean his business card while the EMT's take Furis, with some resistance, into a UBL-marked ambulance parked outside the building and drives away. Jean runs away distraught towards the OG-Joshi wing of the building as we cut back to the Battle Chamber where we see a shot of Holly laughing and mouthing to Geese: "Remember when you broke him?" Geese nods slowly and dismissively as if she was referring to a good movie the two had seen. We turn back to John.*
[John:] "We are going to have to get some answers soon about Furis' condition. But we can't dwell on this any longer as its, quite frankly, upsetting and there's nothing more we can do right now. I can assure you fans that Drake Yoshida has told me that Dr. Schässburg is Furis' legitimate doctor and that Furis is best off in his care for now. Where and what that entails, we hope to have more information for you in the coming weeks. But let's get the show rolling again in the meantime."
[John:] "Our next match is based on the second "Trial by Fire" match that took place last year. In that match, PerfectShawn Stevens eliminated Vert Triangle in addition to three other men to be the winner of that match and earn himself the right to have any match he wanted. Now, Vert actually requested this match, so Steven's right is untouched. Many of us assume he is saving it to challenge whoever wins the Nexus Championship, but that's blatant speculation. One thing for sure is that Vert wants to win this match, as doing so could position him in a good spot if Stevens were to challenge and become the Nexus Champion in the future. While Vert didn't win that Trial match, he sufficiently impressed Drake enough to be offered a spot on the roster and get this re-match. Let us see how it goes."
Match #4: Vert Triangle vs. PerfectShawn Stevens
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[John:] "Perhaps the match of the night so far. Vert manages to stay in the match, resisting Shawn's offense and making a big comeback later on. Shawn may have been too arrogant in the end by not putting him away a few times he had the chance to, and Vert picked up a big victory with his suplex arsenal."
Vert Triangle (O) [Vert German Suplex - 17:27] (X) PerfectShawn Stevens
*Vert celebrates in the ring but is chased out by Stevens.*
[John:] "And PerfectShawn is definitely angry at this. Vert is walking back up the ramp shaking hands with the fans and pointing back at Shawn as if to say "I have your number". Shawn is NOT a happy customer here but you have to hand it to both men for that match."
*Kanye West's "Flashing Lights" begins to play on the loud speaker as PerfectShawn finally makes his own way up the ramp.*
[John:] "We have an unscheduled visitor! I think that's Julian Caesaro's music and yes, he's out on the ramp now. He is getting a mixed but strong reaction from the fans. Those who approve of him really seem to love him but the haters are also out in full force, especially after what he did at the previous show."
*Ceese blocks Perfectshawn's way and starts grinning at him.*
[John:] "It sounds to me that Ceese is joking with PerfectShawn losing his match. I'm not sure if that's something he wants to joke about. Shawn doesn't seem too happy either but aftter a twenty minute battle, isn't about to do something stupid to the fresh Ceese."
*Ceese mouths out: "Let's talk about it at the Palace.' as Shawn shoulders his way past him to the back. Ceese smiles and joins John at the commentary booth, placing his sunglasses on the table and putting on a headset*
[John:] "Um, hello Mr. Caesaro, welcome to the-"
[Ceese:] "Welcome to my show? Why thank you! Its nice to have an announcer like your self to greet me on MY show. Ya see, if ya keep doin that, my friend, I will give you a shiny nickle! *Laughs* Well, John boy, lets get this second match on the road shall we? It has my "favorite wrestler" in it...*Ceese rolls eyes*"
*Owen "Omega" Churchill comes out first and the fans shower him with what was perhaps the largest round of applause of the night. First he passes Ceese who grins widely at him, prompting a head shake of disappointment in response. Then as Owen heads to the ring, he locks eyes with Orochi Geese who begins glaring at Omega. Sensing issues, Holly massages Geese's shoulders refocusing his attention on her.*
[John:] "Well, he may not have executive support but the fans sure have taken a liking to Owen early in his UBL career. What do you make of that, Ceese?"
[Ceese:] What do I make of it? What I make of it is that the 8 to 12 yrs old are cheering for a man that thinks he is the savior of the UBL. The only thing he will be saving is his teeth after I knock em out whenever he gets the balls to get in the ring with me again."
*Marquis de Douleur comes out next to a smattering of boos. He mimes his sadness at the reaction, convincingly getting a collective "awe" from the crowd before he then switches to mime laughter (which is anything but "L-O-L"). As Marquis is about to walk up the ramp, Drake Yoshida appears and begins talking to him. After a few seconds, Marquis nods and then goes to the ring.*
[John:] "That had to be completely unrelated to the match, I'm sure. And that's just further proven by the fact that Drake hasn't gone backstage but is standing there STARING at the ring. Omega sure won himself some attention from the higher ups. In any case, it's time for the match."
Match #5: Owen Churchill vs. Marquis de Douleur
[John:] "Owen takes control early with a variety of takedowns but Marquis is a slippery fellow and manages to keep getting away. Marquis prefers to brawl and, with his speed advantage and martial arts prowess, appears to be having some success, until Owen grabs an attempted wheel kick and transitions it into a huge reverse waterwheel takedown. He takes control with a variety of suplexes, you know he's gotta be setting up for that Omega-Plex that my broadcast partner knows oh SO well."
[Ceese:] What did you just say? You better be lucky im in a good mood or I would've knocked that raccoon's ass you call a toupee off ya head. Besides...It didn't keep me down!"
[John:] "The next one might have, but I digress as Owen is controlling this match here, only stopping occasionally to send an angry glance at Drake and Ceese. But that last glance may have cost him as Marquis took control with a low blow and...what's this? Marquis looks to Drake and Drake nods. Marquis takes his sickle out and begins carving Owen's head! This is sick!! Owen is bleeding and Marquis is just miming that he isn't doing anything wrong!! And it appears that Drake is behind all this! Ceese, do you know anything about this too!?"
[Ceese:] "The only thing I know if Churchill didn't waste time sending love glances at me and Drake, he wouldn't be in this predicament. Ya live and learn, Johnny Boy. Live and learn."
[John:] "Marquis then transitions into a number of leg submissions, trying to take the big man off his feet where his suplexes won't be a threat. Marquis also wants to keep him grounded to go for his own high risk moves...as he goes up top for a jumping legdrop and hits it...WAIT! The Omega actually managed to catch it on the ground blocking the impact, then stands up and transitions into an exploder!! The crowd goes nuts at this display and Drake looks furious!! And he just grabbed a microphone!"
[Drake:] "Ahem!! Since we find ourselves running late once again, I am forced to restrict this match to a total of 15 minutes. If a winner is not determined in the next *Drake checks his watch*, two minutes, a draw will be the result. I'm sure you have no problem with that Mr. Churchill, as time is of the essence for a focused 'revolutionary' such as yourself."
*Drake grins and places the microphone back down on the desk, then continues to watch the match.*
[John:] "This is ridiculous! We are doing even better on time then we were last show and have fewer matches tonight!!"
[Ceese:] "Time is money, Home-Skillet."
[John:] "That may be so. But I'm not sure why Drake couldn't have made that announcement at the START of this match rather then at the thirteen minute mark. I have a sense it was due to that exploder causing Drake concern that a match is going the Omega's way. However, Owen is still a bit slow to get up due to the leg damage Marquis inflicted on him. Marquis is also doing his best to stay out of Owen's grasp, not so much wrestling as playing defense as the clock ticks down. Owen manages to corner him in the ropes and tackle him again, but Marquis is doing whatever he can to keep his shoulder up....which proves to be a HUGE mistake as Owen is able to grab his arm and transition into one of his specialties, the Kimura lock! And we have just 10 seconds left on the clock! Marquis is trying to hold out, but Owen is really using his body weight to put more torque on that kimura! I could swear we just heard a POP and Marquis is tapping! It's five seconds before the match was to end and Marquis just tapped out thanks to a possibly broken arm!!
Owen Churchill (O) [Kimura Lock - 14:55] (X) Marquis De Douleur
*Drake impatiently gestures to the curtain leading backstage and an unidentified man runs out.*
[John:] "Who the hell is that and WHAT is he doing here!?"
[Ceese:] "I bet we about to find out! Ha-HA! Woooooooooo!"
*The man slides into the ring and begins attacking the fatigued Churchill. Marquis joins in on the attack.*
[John:] "What is going on here!? Marquis' lower arm is dangling after that break and he's still attacking Owen! Marquis and that man are working on that wound that Marquis caused with his sickle earlier in the match!! The man has taken out what appear to be small wooden sticks and are driving them into Omega's forehead! He's now collecting some of Omega's blood in a vial, this is SICK!"
*As this is happening, Ceese puts his sunglasses back on and takes the headset off. He leaves the commentary table and walks past Drake, not making eye contact but wearing a slight grin as he goes backstage. Drake takes the mic.*
[Drake:] "Let this serve as a lesson for everyone, especially you, Mr. Churchill. THIS is what happens to one-man revolutionaries. Instead of painting UBL white, the ring has been stained red with your blood."
*Geese laughs jubilantly at this comment, along with Holly. Drake walks backstage as Marquis and his assumed ally leave Churchill face down and bloody on the mat.*
[John:] "Fans, I'm sorry for what you just saw. I think we better go to a commercial."
*Advertisements for the upcoming OG-Joshi Amplitude, the final one before the "Renaissance" PPV.*
[John:] "We're back and Owen is able to walk on his own, with a bit of a limp, through the curtain backstage. However, despite the loss of blood and fatigue, he looks more determined then ever. I think Drake may have underestimated the resolve of Owen Churchill, but I'm afraid the Omega is just beginning to see the long road ahead of him to accomplish his Revolutionary goals."
[John:] "And we turn now to the main event of the evening. Juan Leche has made a great career comeback since arriving in the UBL. He has been undefeated in singles competition and has made it to this semi-final round, having beaten BINGO-1's Mr. Pants and our own Karl Wunderlin. Juan is a lucha-based wrestler that has a number of submissions, however his submission prowess is not at the level of Johnny Brooke. Johnny is a man who gutted his way to a victory over Gene Starr last year via ref stoppage. That ref stoppage came from what appeared to be a simple kick to the knee, but was made so dangerous cause of the leg work leading up to that."
[John:] Johnny is a master of weakening his opponents joints and is a natural fit to face someone like Juan Leche. That is because Johnny's offense won't just hurt Juan, it will completely incapacitate his abilities. If Johnny attacks Juan's legs, then Juan can not go for his high-flying arsenal. Juan has to keep this match on their feet and not get trapped by Johnny's grappling or caught by one of his suplexes. Johnny has to avoid getting arrogant, one of his most prominent character traits, because even if he is ahead in this match, Juan's long career has proven that his heart can will him back into things. Like our first Nexus match tonight, there is a clear experience difference in both wrestlers. Johnny is still a rookie, even if he is an impressive one that has gotten some big wins under his belt. But Luan Leche is a former Pro Wrestling WILD International Hybrid World Junior Champion and has battled some of the very best in the world of wrestling."
[John:]: "One such man is sitting in the audience now, having just come down to ringside moments ago: Shady, aka "Mr. Canada X". He made his first official UBL appearance at the previous Open show, attacking Juan Leche after his victory over Karl Wunderlin. Other then a mysterious letter he sent us last year, we don't know for sure what his motivations are. Geese has informed us Shady's only motivations are that he is "a psychopath." But we DO know Juan and Shady had been rivals in PW-W before it's closure last year. Shady has claimed Juan took everything from them, or at least, claimed SOMEONE did and then attacked Juan. Geese's allegations of Shady's frame of mind may be true, but it also may not be the whole story. Whether Juan is distracted by this during the match may play a huge role in how this match goes. But the only way to find that out is to see what happens. Let's get the main event started."
Match #6: Juan Leche vs. Johnny Brooke
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[John:] "A huge reversal by Juan Leche catches Johnny off-guard! The British Fall may have weakened Johnny just enough to slow him down. That second of hesitation allowed Juan to roll Johnny up for the victory. As I said, never underestimate Juan Leche. Even in Johnny's comfort area, Juan found a way to put the match away. And Juan now advances to the finals while Johnny curses and kicks the ropes. You gotta figure he was hoping to face Gene Starr again, having beaten him in the previous encounter. But even with this loss, you have to assume that Johnny will be a top contender to whoever wins the Nexus Title."
Juan Leche (O) [Ground Rana - 15:30] (X) Johnny Brooke
*As Juan celebrates, Shady jumps out of the audience and takes his chair with him. He sneaks out from behind Leche and goes to hit him with a chair but instead, taps his shoulder. When Juan turns around, Shady smiles, throws the chair down, points to it, and laughs. He then goes back into the crowd.*
[John:] "And having hit him with the chair before, it looks like Shady is playing mind-games with Juan here! I think he's trying to say that he COULD have hit him, but didn't. That Shady is in control here! And that's not a good mindframe for Juan, or anyone to be in leading up to the finals of the Nexus Tournament!!
*Shady is getting booed but is ignoring the fans, instead refusing to break eye contact with a concerned Leche. Finally, Leche kicks the chair out of the ring and raises his hands in victory.*
[John:] "Leche finally gets his frame of mind back and realizes that, regardless of Shady, he is indeed going to main event the March Open show and compete for the Nexus Championship! That's not the only person who realizes it, as Gene Starr has just come out and is staring down Leche. Shady is still grinning in the audience! This is a very volatile situation as the finals of the Nexus Championship await!"
[John:] "And folks, UBL Reserve Roster action will come to you next at the Circuit Show in March and then the April Open Show. And don't miss the upcoming Battalion emanating from the Lincoln Ballroom of the Rushmore Plaza Civic Center in Rapid City, South Dakota! See you later, fans!"
*Holly and OrochiGeese finally "dismount" (Geese, and the Throne, respectively) and begin to walk backstage. Holly blows kisses to the fans mockingly while Geese puts his arm around her and they walk through the curtain with what appears to be a purpose. They'll sleep well tonight, folks!*
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Dark Match: Hank Panky Trial Series: Canada Brothers vs. Hank/Furis
Before the show was televised, this match was to be put on for the fans. The Canada Brothers came out to mild boos, which they promptly ignored. Then Hank Panky came out to a mixed reaction. Some of the crowd loved him but those wearing merchandise of more serious wrestlers tended to shout their criticisms of him. However, he was not to be discouraged as he was...just completely drunk off his ass.
When "Trans-Transylvanian Orchestra" played, signaling the entrance of Jakob Furis, a long lull was had until finally Jakob Furis came out: adorned in full hospital regalia, as was seen at the recent FLEX show (though today his "gown" is a bit more dirty). Furis got up on the apron, which at first seemed like a natural thing to do, except for the fact that he was on the apron in the corner of the Canada Brothers, his opponents for the night! When they protested that having Furis on their side would hurt their chances, and that he smelled like he hadn't showered for a week, Furis became agitated and and headbutted Canada Bob in a surprisingly vicious manner. However, this proved to be a mistake for a
However, the match started and Hank was in a 1 on 2 situation. Luckily for him. Canada Bob was recovering from the headbutt and wiping the blood out of his eyes. But even with Canada Bob hurt, Canada Doug had no problem outwrestling Hank Panky. The crowd, who had been silent for the last few minutes due to the confusing violence that had just taken place, finally started to rally behind Hank Panky. This, in turn, allowed Hank to up his intensity and actually got Doug in trouble, getting a few nearfalls with his variety of "I'm gonna land on you and maybe vomit" offensive manuevers. After one such manuever, Doug had enough and used a low blow to neutralize Hank. While Hank began to dry-heave, Doug quickly made the tag to Bob. They went to make sure Hank wasn't going to vomit and, when the coast appeared clear, they hit him with a double DDT they call the "Double DDT-EH". Canada Bob covered Hank Panky for the win.
Canada Doug/Bob (O) ["Double DDT-EH" - 9:30] (X) Hank/Furis
*The Battle Chamber now goes live with pyro and the Open show host, John Randolph comes out with a microphone, looking vaguely unsettled and peering around the area suspiciously. However, he quickly regains his composure and addresses the audience.
[John:] "Welcome fans to the first Open show of 2009! The Battalion league beat the Reserve Roster to having the first UBL shows of the year, but we hope to one-up them by having the BEST show in February. Although I'm not sure I could do as good a commentary job as the lovely Jean Carter, but I will certainly try! We have quite a card for you as tonight we feature the third round of action in the Nexus Title Tournament: the semi-finals. Let's take a look at the BattleTron for the other matches planned as well."
*The BattleTron displays six matches*
1 -(T) Jang Bae vs. Gene Starr
2 - Athrin Cross/Silent Sword vs. SwashBuckLAWLers
3 - Dambman vs. Daddy Prime Time
4 - Vert Triangle vs. PerfectShawn Stevens
5 - Omega Churchill vs. Marquis de Douleur
6 - (T) Juan Leche vs. Johnny Brooke
*John goes to sit at a desk not far away from the ramp. He picks up a commentator head-set.*
[John:] " We have a huge show for you tonight and it is now time to officially begin by getting to the first Nexus Title tournament semi-final match. Jang Bae of the J.U.S.T.I.C.E. stable faces the M-DWF champion, and self-proclaimed UBL Champion, Gene Starr. Both men have had a difficult road up to this point but handled it with aplomb. Jang had to defeat the unorthodox and dangerous Elader before moving on to face his rival, Elvis Archibal: a man who held the psychological advantage due to a previous knockout of Jang. But Jang dug deep down and won that match, advancing through the tournament. Gene Starr had to defeat a very determined Park Hyun Soo before moving onto Kyle Walker who appeared almost supernatural in his efforts and drive in the face of a brutal attack he suffered earlier that night. Gene was able to defeat Kyle but not without quite a fight in one of the best matches of 2008."
[John:] "That brings us to tonight where it is time to see who will advance to the FINALS of the Nexus Title Tournament. Both men have an extensive martial arts background but the thing that sets them apart is experience in a pro wrestling ring. Gene Starr is one of the veterans of this roster and has captured many championships in his storied career. While Jang has only been wrestling for a year and a half, he has proven to be a quick learner and a very motivated fighter. Jang was last seen involved in an altercation at the Buffalo Battalion and sources say he is still angry at Orochi Geese for what happened to Jason Hyde. Whether Jang will use that anger to motivate him or allow it to distract him is a big question here. Gene Starr appears very focused and has not been side-tracked by other UBL events or the continued taunting of rival Johnny Brooke, who we will see later tonight in action as well. Both men have come out to the ring and so we are ready for the first match of tonight."
Match #1: Jang Bae vs. Gene Starr
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[John:] "Gene Starr was just too much for Jang to handle here. Whether it was due to distraction or just being out-matched, Jang came up short despite having a few opportunities to put the match away. Gene was not to be denied this victory and has now earned himself a direct shot at the Nexus Title by being in the tournament finals. On the plus side for Jang, this now allows him to focus fulltime on the Battalion which is heating up for J.U.S.T.I.C.E. after what happened at the previous show. This loss will no doubt haunt Jang but it could end up helping his Battalion in the long run. Jang will also be well served to reflect on this match and see how Gene adapted his martial arts skills to the wrestling ring, a challenge Jang is still facing."
Jang Bae (X) [STO - 12:06] (O) Gene Starr
[John:] "I'm getting word from the back that there is a bit of a "manpire hunt" going on. Those joining us on TV weren't privy to some odd behavior by Jakob Furis earlier tonight. Not that that classifies as news...but apparently he is on the loose backstage. However, it appears that Furis isn't the only one here of questionable sanity as the SwashBuckLAWLers are scheduled to come out next. They think they're part of a genuine pirate crew, but they don't seem to have a ship. Then again, under the tutelage of "Captain," or, as some call her, "Mad" Lucy Cutlass, they probably just swim on dry land. Of course, that doesn't mean they should be taken lightly in the ring as they have been very impressive in previous outings. And Lucy Cutlass IS a LAWL champion so perhaps they are all doing something right, after all? Wait...what am I saying? LAWL, right? See, THIS is what happens when my vacation gets cut short. Thanks again, Furis!"
*John sighs but regains his composure...a second later as he's about to continue, "Seized by Fury" hits*
[John:] "Uh...I think we're being, quite unexpectedly, joined by the Owner and CEO of UBL...Oro-
"SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE!"
*The OG-Joshi World Champion Holly quickly emerged from the curtains holding her own microphone.*
[Holly:] "Ladies and gentleman of the Universal Battle League, a subsidiary of Orochi-O's Incorporated, all rights reserved. It is my great honor and pleasure to introduce your UBL Owner and the NEWWWWW FPCPP World Champion - the Kaiser of Chaos, the Cereal Killer, the Holly-Humper, Orochi Geese!"
*Orochi Geese steps through the curtain wearing a royal style gold robe with black trim. His face is contorted in an almost insane look of wide-eyed urgency, eerily complimented by a satisfied smirk. He is breathing heavily as he looks around his arena and soaks in the fearful and disgusted looks of the crowd. As the music continues, and they both walk to the ring, he holds the FPCPP World Championship up high over his head. Holly gives him the microphone and signals to the production guys to cut the music.*
[Geese:] "On this night while I stand in the very promotion that played host to my career debut, I hold my head higher then ever before as I have returned triumphant. For you see, it was this past weekend that I took my final step towards immortality by winning a Championship belt coveted by the entire world of professional wrestling. And, as such, I formally declare this the start of the Orochi Empire."
*From the ceiling falls numerous banners displaying the Orochi symbol under a crown.*
[Geese:] "The very act of standing in my home as the new FPCPP Champion honors every one of you - from allies to enemies - that have set foot into this ring to do battle. As such, I accept your gratitude. ."
*Geese grins and points to Holly who does a curtsy and then holds the ropes open for Geese as he steps into the ring. He, in turn, does the same for her (minus the curtsy part).*
[Geese:] "However, certain allies have been rather truant in their praise for my epic accomplishment. Worse yet, in the past month they have actually attempted, intentionally or not, to undermine my efforts to win this title.. Now...while I am not a man of unlimited patience, I have proven in the past that forgiveness is not entirely foreign to me when the proper overtures of respect and devotion are made."
*Holly smiles then kisses him.*
[Geese:] "And since it was in a UBL ring where my Army stood in my way, it is only fitting for them to emerge here and now to beg my forgiveness and reclaim their roles of bolstering my glory. General Celes, servants Figaro and Clyde, your King beckons your call."
*We are met with silence for about a minute. Then the BattleTron turns on and shows the three named who are backstage watching the monitor, having heard the message. Clyde is standing still with no emotion (shocker), Figaro's face is a mix of disbelief and anger, while Celes is shaking her head disappointingly. Finally, a slightly frazzled Holly takes the microphone as she sees Geese becoming impatient.*
[Holly:] "Why, I do think your subjects are too humble to come out on such a night, given their recent disgraces. After all, how could they bestow honor onto you when their own is in question!? So let us not compromise this gala celebration with their trifles as we can deal with the servants later. Instead, let me present my gift to you in honor of the occasion. Geese, for your kingdom, I have made you a throne."
*Holly takes him eagerly by the hand and leads him to a section of the audience surrounded by armed GENJI Security members where there is an ornate thrown waiting in the middle of them, facing the ring. On the back of the throne is a coat of arms with the new Orochi Empire symbol in the middle. Geese sits down on the plush seat and Holly jumps onto his lap, her face flushing as a result of re-adjusting to get comfortable (i.e. grinding on his crotch). She begins making out with him but before she gets TOO into it (seconds before she spreads her legs), she holds her finger up as if she just remember something.*
[Holly:] "Show monkey...Jim Randwhatever, get back to business. We want some entertainment!!"
*We find John back at the table, wide-eyed after all this.*
[John:] "That was our owner and CEO, OrochI Geese. My personal congratulations, as John Randolph to -
[Holly:] "AN EMPEROR NEEDS NO PRAISE FROM A NAMELESS PEASANT! IT IS AN INSULT!"
*John sighs*
[John:] "Let's get on with the show. Coming to the ring next for our next match and making their Universal Battle League debuts are Athrin Cross and Silent Sword. Sword is both the mentor and trainer of Athrin. Both of these men have had a very large amount of independent success in other promotions but have come to UBL together as a unit. They have a tall order ahead of them in their first UBL match in facing their opponents, who I mentioned before ...whatever THAT was....as the SwashBuckLAWLers.. We'll see what Sword and Athrin can do and if the pirates steal their loose change or something. Sorry, I got nothing...being called a peasant takes some getting used to. Let's just get to the match."
Match #2: Athrin Cross/Silent Sword vs. SwashBuckLAWLers
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[John:] "Silent Sword surely spectacularly shined...sorry, Sword was extremely impressive there at the end as he earned the victory for his team. While both he and Athrin struggled with the immense size of "The Barge" Henry Bailey, Sword used his superior grappling prowess to take the surprised Henry down and make him submit with nowhere to go. That "Dagger Deathlock" was so powerful that Henry couldn't even wait for Jack to break up the hold! Meanwhile, Athrin also made a good impression but definitely appeared to be following the lead of Sword. However, a no-nonsense man like Athrin may just have not wanted to deal with the LAWL pirates and its hard to argue with that. In either case, both Sword and Athrin looked good and I believe we will see them in further competition next month."
Athrin/Sword (O) ["Dagger Deathlock" - 22:04] (X) Henry Bailey/Jack Flint
[John:] "On that note, before we go any further tonight, I am told that we have an important announcement from Sergeant Drake Yoshida regarding UBL shows."
*Drake appears on the BattleTron*
[Drake:] "It is my pleasure to welcome you all to 2009. A new year means a new way of doing business. A new agenda of success and glory inspired by our fearless Emperor, Orochi Geese! And so, with our Reserve roster growing and getting stronger every day, we have decided to start running more events for them in addition to the Open shows. These new "UBL Circuit" shows, as we will be calling them, will run every other month from this arena and give the roster members extra opportunities to shine. They will be televised and hosted by the increasingly competent John Randolph from a studio."
*The crowd modestly applauses the news*
[Drake:] "I would like to now announce the main event for the first "Circuit" show. The very talented Kyle Walker has recovered from the unprovoked attack he suffered at the previous show and will be in the main event at the February Circuit show to face the returning Jeremiah "Frog" Jones!' That's right, Kyle Walker vs. the junior heavyweight firebrand that is Jeremiah Jones"
*The crowd gives a mixed but very strong reaction to the mention of Frog and the match itself. All booing at the "Walker" name subside as Orochi Geese makes eye contact with those showing disrespect. The BattleTron picture shuts off as we see Drake smiling genuinely as he bows to Geese.*
[John:] "Quite an announcement there. And wow, it's not every day a guy gets to hear his boss call him "increasingly competent" on national TV. Looks like I graduated quickly from "peasantry". There will be champagne tonight, folks!! But before I get sloshed, it's time to get to our next match. It has been building for quite some time, really. Dambman and Daddy Prime Time have been involved in a war of words and have both launched some unsavory comments at each other. This all came to a head at the previous Open show where they went face to face and a fight almost broke out, leading Drake to make this next match. Will DPT's comments take Damb off his game by distracting him with anger, or will it further motivate him to gain victory? And will DPT's desire to prove himself superior to everyone on the roster lead him to showboat or can he keep focused and pave his way to glory here in UBL? Let's find out."
Match #3: Dambman vs. Daddy Prime Time
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[John:] "I think both men proved their spot on the roster in this match. After they each alleged that the other one was overrated, i think its safe to say they had to have gained SOME mutual respect after this encounter. And even if they haven't, the fans definitely took to both men and the passion they showed in this match. Both of them hung on past adversity and made comebacks well past it would have been expected of any man. And even though Damb won out in the end, you have to hand it to DPT for staying on him and fighting out of a number of quick pin attempts. But it was Damb's powerful saito suplex that put the match away after he clinched it with a beautiful shining wizard. Where both men go from here and if there are still lingering issues is uncertain, but one thing for sure is that the rest of the roster needs to be prepared for both Dambman and DPT."
Dambman (-) [Snap Saito Suplex - 21:11] (-) Daddy Prime Time
[John:] "And NOW it's time for intermission. I'll see you when we're ready to get back to the show!"
*John goes to grab some snacks at Park's Chippy's stand!!*
Fans, feeling penny-pinched by overpriced hydrogen-oxygen compounds at sporting events? A thing of the past if you don't mind Park's GOAT-soaked water! It's only fifty cents and comes in biodegradable bottles! The grill is also firing up as the aforementioned goat needs a place to "lie down and rest" after the flavoring of that water! Don't miss the value meal of grilled goat served with eel pie plus the bottled water for only $3.00! It's no wonder the traditional american fast food places don't even try to set up shop around the Peter Venkman Memorial Arena thanks to
And over at the merchandise table, we get some new items. A "BINGO-1 Army: The Search for Johnny" shirt is a hot seller among fans. SNUH shirts are doing extremely well with "How do you spell Kwyjibo? W-I-N" shirts as hot sellers. OrochiGeese "FPCPP Champion" shirts are doing well along with just in "Orochi Empire" shirts flying off the shelves! Holly "Ace of Joshi Wrestling" player card packs and OG-Joshi banners also seem to be selling quite well despite them being untouched by Holly but the fan's don't know that! However, the clear top seller tonight is actually merchandise featurng our own "Mean" Jean Carter and its a Jean Carter bobblehead!! She has said that she plans to donate the profits to the Johnny BINGO and Jakob Furis support funds, but we hope she keeps a little and buys something nice for herself.
*The BattleTron turns on to find "Mean" Jean Carter roaming the halls. She turns a corner and finds Jakob Furis on the floor picking at an old half-eaten pretzel. She carefully approaches and uses her indoor voice.*
[MJC:] "Jakob... are you ok?"
*Furis looks up at her but shows no sign of recognition*
[MJC:] "Oh my. Listen, I'm Jean Carter, we work together...kinda."
[Furis:] "Are you alive?"
[MJC:] "Uh...yep. You too! We're just a couple of live cats."
[Furis:] "I don't like cats, they taste bad."
*Jean turns green for a moment but soldiers on*
[MJC:] "If you are hungry, I can find food for you. Cause I'm worried, you look like you haven't eaten in weeks *Jean sniffs and grimaces*...or changed your clothing."
[Furis:] "Yes, I vant...to feed."
*Jean looks a bit upset now*
[MJC:] "Ok, let's just drop the act for a minute, cause you look REALLY sick."
[Furis:] "I VANT...to feed."
*A serious look comes over Furis as he goes to get up... but then falls back down, apparently having another dizzy spell. A calmer look appears on his face, but one of resignation.*
[MJC:] "I'll get help, hold on!"
*Furis' voice becomes strikingly deeper*
[Furis:] "Don't insult me."
[MJC:] "What!? You're crawling on the floor!! I'd say help is necessary!"
[Furis:] "Then help yourself."
[MJC:] "What?!"
*Furis starts laughing.*
[MJC:] "Ok, you NEED to cut this out..."
[Furis:] "Did you say cut? Let's cut things out veal good."
*Furis takes out a plastic knife that says "Keiser University" and stares intently at it, until a hand comes over his body and suddenly grabs it. A be-spectacled man in his mid-50's takes the knife out of Furis' hand and some EMT's to run over. They pick Furis up off the floor with their hands underneath his arms.*
[MJC:] "What's happening?"
Man: "My name is Dr. Schässburg, I am Jakob Furis' doctor. I apologize for his misbehavior."
[MJC:] "I see. So...where are you taking him?"
[Dr. Schässburg:] "To vherever the closest hospital is. I am afraid...he is not vell. Not vell at all. I vealize you are just trying to help, but vight now the best thing you can do is allow him to come vith us. You or other UBL employees can visit him if...VHEN he is veady and stable again. Here is my card."
*He hands Jean his business card while the EMT's take Furis, with some resistance, into a UBL-marked ambulance parked outside the building and drives away. Jean runs away distraught towards the OG-Joshi wing of the building as we cut back to the Battle Chamber where we see a shot of Holly laughing and mouthing to Geese: "Remember when you broke him?" Geese nods slowly and dismissively as if she was referring to a good movie the two had seen. We turn back to John.*
[John:] "We are going to have to get some answers soon about Furis' condition. But we can't dwell on this any longer as its, quite frankly, upsetting and there's nothing more we can do right now. I can assure you fans that Drake Yoshida has told me that Dr. Schässburg is Furis' legitimate doctor and that Furis is best off in his care for now. Where and what that entails, we hope to have more information for you in the coming weeks. But let's get the show rolling again in the meantime."
[John:] "Our next match is based on the second "Trial by Fire" match that took place last year. In that match, PerfectShawn Stevens eliminated Vert Triangle in addition to three other men to be the winner of that match and earn himself the right to have any match he wanted. Now, Vert actually requested this match, so Steven's right is untouched. Many of us assume he is saving it to challenge whoever wins the Nexus Championship, but that's blatant speculation. One thing for sure is that Vert wants to win this match, as doing so could position him in a good spot if Stevens were to challenge and become the Nexus Champion in the future. While Vert didn't win that Trial match, he sufficiently impressed Drake enough to be offered a spot on the roster and get this re-match. Let us see how it goes."
Match #4: Vert Triangle vs. PerfectShawn Stevens
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[John:] "Perhaps the match of the night so far. Vert manages to stay in the match, resisting Shawn's offense and making a big comeback later on. Shawn may have been too arrogant in the end by not putting him away a few times he had the chance to, and Vert picked up a big victory with his suplex arsenal."
Vert Triangle (O) [Vert German Suplex - 17:27] (X) PerfectShawn Stevens
*Vert celebrates in the ring but is chased out by Stevens.*
[John:] "And PerfectShawn is definitely angry at this. Vert is walking back up the ramp shaking hands with the fans and pointing back at Shawn as if to say "I have your number". Shawn is NOT a happy customer here but you have to hand it to both men for that match."
*Kanye West's "Flashing Lights" begins to play on the loud speaker as PerfectShawn finally makes his own way up the ramp.*
[John:] "We have an unscheduled visitor! I think that's Julian Caesaro's music and yes, he's out on the ramp now. He is getting a mixed but strong reaction from the fans. Those who approve of him really seem to love him but the haters are also out in full force, especially after what he did at the previous show."
*Ceese blocks Perfectshawn's way and starts grinning at him.*
[John:] "It sounds to me that Ceese is joking with PerfectShawn losing his match. I'm not sure if that's something he wants to joke about. Shawn doesn't seem too happy either but aftter a twenty minute battle, isn't about to do something stupid to the fresh Ceese."
*Ceese mouths out: "Let's talk about it at the Palace.' as Shawn shoulders his way past him to the back. Ceese smiles and joins John at the commentary booth, placing his sunglasses on the table and putting on a headset*
[John:] "Um, hello Mr. Caesaro, welcome to the-"
[Ceese:] "Welcome to my show? Why thank you! Its nice to have an announcer like your self to greet me on MY show. Ya see, if ya keep doin that, my friend, I will give you a shiny nickle! *Laughs* Well, John boy, lets get this second match on the road shall we? It has my "favorite wrestler" in it...*Ceese rolls eyes*"
*Owen "Omega" Churchill comes out first and the fans shower him with what was perhaps the largest round of applause of the night. First he passes Ceese who grins widely at him, prompting a head shake of disappointment in response. Then as Owen heads to the ring, he locks eyes with Orochi Geese who begins glaring at Omega. Sensing issues, Holly massages Geese's shoulders refocusing his attention on her.*
[John:] "Well, he may not have executive support but the fans sure have taken a liking to Owen early in his UBL career. What do you make of that, Ceese?"
[Ceese:] What do I make of it? What I make of it is that the 8 to 12 yrs old are cheering for a man that thinks he is the savior of the UBL. The only thing he will be saving is his teeth after I knock em out whenever he gets the balls to get in the ring with me again."
*Marquis de Douleur comes out next to a smattering of boos. He mimes his sadness at the reaction, convincingly getting a collective "awe" from the crowd before he then switches to mime laughter (which is anything but "L-O-L"). As Marquis is about to walk up the ramp, Drake Yoshida appears and begins talking to him. After a few seconds, Marquis nods and then goes to the ring.*
[John:] "That had to be completely unrelated to the match, I'm sure. And that's just further proven by the fact that Drake hasn't gone backstage but is standing there STARING at the ring. Omega sure won himself some attention from the higher ups. In any case, it's time for the match."
Match #5: Owen Churchill vs. Marquis de Douleur
[John:] "Owen takes control early with a variety of takedowns but Marquis is a slippery fellow and manages to keep getting away. Marquis prefers to brawl and, with his speed advantage and martial arts prowess, appears to be having some success, until Owen grabs an attempted wheel kick and transitions it into a huge reverse waterwheel takedown. He takes control with a variety of suplexes, you know he's gotta be setting up for that Omega-Plex that my broadcast partner knows oh SO well."
[Ceese:] What did you just say? You better be lucky im in a good mood or I would've knocked that raccoon's ass you call a toupee off ya head. Besides...It didn't keep me down!"
[John:] "The next one might have, but I digress as Owen is controlling this match here, only stopping occasionally to send an angry glance at Drake and Ceese. But that last glance may have cost him as Marquis took control with a low blow and...what's this? Marquis looks to Drake and Drake nods. Marquis takes his sickle out and begins carving Owen's head! This is sick!! Owen is bleeding and Marquis is just miming that he isn't doing anything wrong!! And it appears that Drake is behind all this! Ceese, do you know anything about this too!?"
[Ceese:] "The only thing I know if Churchill didn't waste time sending love glances at me and Drake, he wouldn't be in this predicament. Ya live and learn, Johnny Boy. Live and learn."
[John:] "Marquis then transitions into a number of leg submissions, trying to take the big man off his feet where his suplexes won't be a threat. Marquis also wants to keep him grounded to go for his own high risk moves...as he goes up top for a jumping legdrop and hits it...WAIT! The Omega actually managed to catch it on the ground blocking the impact, then stands up and transitions into an exploder!! The crowd goes nuts at this display and Drake looks furious!! And he just grabbed a microphone!"
[Drake:] "Ahem!! Since we find ourselves running late once again, I am forced to restrict this match to a total of 15 minutes. If a winner is not determined in the next *Drake checks his watch*, two minutes, a draw will be the result. I'm sure you have no problem with that Mr. Churchill, as time is of the essence for a focused 'revolutionary' such as yourself."
*Drake grins and places the microphone back down on the desk, then continues to watch the match.*
[John:] "This is ridiculous! We are doing even better on time then we were last show and have fewer matches tonight!!"
[Ceese:] "Time is money, Home-Skillet."
[John:] "That may be so. But I'm not sure why Drake couldn't have made that announcement at the START of this match rather then at the thirteen minute mark. I have a sense it was due to that exploder causing Drake concern that a match is going the Omega's way. However, Owen is still a bit slow to get up due to the leg damage Marquis inflicted on him. Marquis is also doing his best to stay out of Owen's grasp, not so much wrestling as playing defense as the clock ticks down. Owen manages to corner him in the ropes and tackle him again, but Marquis is doing whatever he can to keep his shoulder up....which proves to be a HUGE mistake as Owen is able to grab his arm and transition into one of his specialties, the Kimura lock! And we have just 10 seconds left on the clock! Marquis is trying to hold out, but Owen is really using his body weight to put more torque on that kimura! I could swear we just heard a POP and Marquis is tapping! It's five seconds before the match was to end and Marquis just tapped out thanks to a possibly broken arm!!
Owen Churchill (O) [Kimura Lock - 14:55] (X) Marquis De Douleur
*Drake impatiently gestures to the curtain leading backstage and an unidentified man runs out.*
[John:] "Who the hell is that and WHAT is he doing here!?"
[Ceese:] "I bet we about to find out! Ha-HA! Woooooooooo!"
*The man slides into the ring and begins attacking the fatigued Churchill. Marquis joins in on the attack.*
[John:] "What is going on here!? Marquis' lower arm is dangling after that break and he's still attacking Owen! Marquis and that man are working on that wound that Marquis caused with his sickle earlier in the match!! The man has taken out what appear to be small wooden sticks and are driving them into Omega's forehead! He's now collecting some of Omega's blood in a vial, this is SICK!"
*As this is happening, Ceese puts his sunglasses back on and takes the headset off. He leaves the commentary table and walks past Drake, not making eye contact but wearing a slight grin as he goes backstage. Drake takes the mic.*
[Drake:] "Let this serve as a lesson for everyone, especially you, Mr. Churchill. THIS is what happens to one-man revolutionaries. Instead of painting UBL white, the ring has been stained red with your blood."
*Geese laughs jubilantly at this comment, along with Holly. Drake walks backstage as Marquis and his assumed ally leave Churchill face down and bloody on the mat.*
[John:] "Fans, I'm sorry for what you just saw. I think we better go to a commercial."
*Advertisements for the upcoming OG-Joshi Amplitude, the final one before the "Renaissance" PPV.*
[John:] "We're back and Owen is able to walk on his own, with a bit of a limp, through the curtain backstage. However, despite the loss of blood and fatigue, he looks more determined then ever. I think Drake may have underestimated the resolve of Owen Churchill, but I'm afraid the Omega is just beginning to see the long road ahead of him to accomplish his Revolutionary goals."
[John:] "And we turn now to the main event of the evening. Juan Leche has made a great career comeback since arriving in the UBL. He has been undefeated in singles competition and has made it to this semi-final round, having beaten BINGO-1's Mr. Pants and our own Karl Wunderlin. Juan is a lucha-based wrestler that has a number of submissions, however his submission prowess is not at the level of Johnny Brooke. Johnny is a man who gutted his way to a victory over Gene Starr last year via ref stoppage. That ref stoppage came from what appeared to be a simple kick to the knee, but was made so dangerous cause of the leg work leading up to that."
[John:] Johnny is a master of weakening his opponents joints and is a natural fit to face someone like Juan Leche. That is because Johnny's offense won't just hurt Juan, it will completely incapacitate his abilities. If Johnny attacks Juan's legs, then Juan can not go for his high-flying arsenal. Juan has to keep this match on their feet and not get trapped by Johnny's grappling or caught by one of his suplexes. Johnny has to avoid getting arrogant, one of his most prominent character traits, because even if he is ahead in this match, Juan's long career has proven that his heart can will him back into things. Like our first Nexus match tonight, there is a clear experience difference in both wrestlers. Johnny is still a rookie, even if he is an impressive one that has gotten some big wins under his belt. But Luan Leche is a former Pro Wrestling WILD International Hybrid World Junior Champion and has battled some of the very best in the world of wrestling."
[John:]: "One such man is sitting in the audience now, having just come down to ringside moments ago: Shady, aka "Mr. Canada X". He made his first official UBL appearance at the previous Open show, attacking Juan Leche after his victory over Karl Wunderlin. Other then a mysterious letter he sent us last year, we don't know for sure what his motivations are. Geese has informed us Shady's only motivations are that he is "a psychopath." But we DO know Juan and Shady had been rivals in PW-W before it's closure last year. Shady has claimed Juan took everything from them, or at least, claimed SOMEONE did and then attacked Juan. Geese's allegations of Shady's frame of mind may be true, but it also may not be the whole story. Whether Juan is distracted by this during the match may play a huge role in how this match goes. But the only way to find that out is to see what happens. Let's get the main event started."
Match #6: Juan Leche vs. Johnny Brooke
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[John:] "A huge reversal by Juan Leche catches Johnny off-guard! The British Fall may have weakened Johnny just enough to slow him down. That second of hesitation allowed Juan to roll Johnny up for the victory. As I said, never underestimate Juan Leche. Even in Johnny's comfort area, Juan found a way to put the match away. And Juan now advances to the finals while Johnny curses and kicks the ropes. You gotta figure he was hoping to face Gene Starr again, having beaten him in the previous encounter. But even with this loss, you have to assume that Johnny will be a top contender to whoever wins the Nexus Title."
Juan Leche (O) [Ground Rana - 15:30] (X) Johnny Brooke
*As Juan celebrates, Shady jumps out of the audience and takes his chair with him. He sneaks out from behind Leche and goes to hit him with a chair but instead, taps his shoulder. When Juan turns around, Shady smiles, throws the chair down, points to it, and laughs. He then goes back into the crowd.*
[John:] "And having hit him with the chair before, it looks like Shady is playing mind-games with Juan here! I think he's trying to say that he COULD have hit him, but didn't. That Shady is in control here! And that's not a good mindframe for Juan, or anyone to be in leading up to the finals of the Nexus Tournament!!
*Shady is getting booed but is ignoring the fans, instead refusing to break eye contact with a concerned Leche. Finally, Leche kicks the chair out of the ring and raises his hands in victory.*
[John:] "Leche finally gets his frame of mind back and realizes that, regardless of Shady, he is indeed going to main event the March Open show and compete for the Nexus Championship! That's not the only person who realizes it, as Gene Starr has just come out and is staring down Leche. Shady is still grinning in the audience! This is a very volatile situation as the finals of the Nexus Championship await!"
[John:] "And folks, UBL Reserve Roster action will come to you next at the Circuit Show in March and then the April Open Show. And don't miss the upcoming Battalion emanating from the Lincoln Ballroom of the Rushmore Plaza Civic Center in Rapid City, South Dakota! See you later, fans!"
*Holly and OrochiGeese finally "dismount" (Geese, and the Throne, respectively) and begin to walk backstage. Holly blows kisses to the fans mockingly while Geese puts his arm around her and they walk through the curtain with what appears to be a purpose. They'll sleep well tonight, folks!*
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