November 2007
Dec 18, 2007 8:29:43 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Dec 18, 2007 8:29:43 GMT -5
UBL Open show - November 2007.
Welcome folks to the final Open show of 2007! This is also the final stop on the track leading to the "OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV!" Yes, we're like a train...a train on the wonderous internets! And tonight we have six huge matches for you so let's get to the ring before I waste time stretching the train analogy!
*Trans-Transylvanian Orchestra* hits and Jakob Furis comes out to ringside. He's sporting a bit of a black and blue mark on his forehead that he suffered courtesy of a certain NDP referee at the Tribulation Supercard. But aside from that, he appears to be in generally good spirits. The crowd was too until he went and grabbed a microphone.
[Furis:] "I have spent 2007 learning much in that very ving. And in 2008, I vill take control of the entire professional vestling vorld. Tonight vill be a mere preview of the vicious veign I vill have! Elvis Archibal - your debut will be vemembered as the night the mighty Jakob Furis began his vise to the top! No vone will stop me! "
*With that, Furis tripped as he was getting into the ring. Sigh, maybe he needs ANOTHER year or so in the oven before he's ready...*
Generic Country Rock comes onto the speakers marking the UBL debut of one Elvis Archibal. He seems to be getting a lot of attention from the ladies, but the expression on his face shows he's come here primarily as a fighter and not a lover. Poor fans, there's always vibrating Mr. Figaro to keep them warm this holiday season! As for us, we're ready for our first match! Let's get to it!"
Match #1: Elvis Archibal vs. Jakob Furis [GoogleVid]
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After the match, Elvis leaves the ring to a smattering of cheers and Furis finally gets up...only to be face to face with Indiana James. Furis begins visibly shaking as James reaches for something in his trenchcoat (let's hope he's not a flasher!). Furis then begins to attempt to "fly away" like a bat, but Indiana James has pulled out his whip (really...JUST a whip), and cracks it in Furis' direction! The whip coils around Furis and with a yank, Indy brings him back to the middle of the ring!! But before he can do anything further, security finally swarms the area and breaks the two up! What does Indiana James want with Jakob Furis!? Why is the so-called mighty vampire scared sh*tless!? Why did security care enough to get involved!? We'll have to stay tuned!
Elvis Archibal (O) ["Graceland Drop" - 10:30] (X) Jakob Furis
The situation in the ring clears out and the combatants for the next match begin making their way through the curtains. Of note is that Indy James already left by the time Naja Mask entered the arena. No doubt THAT would be a peculiar confrontation. But Naja is not alone in drawing curiosity from the crowd as Mr. Clyde is greeted with more of a mixed reaction then usual: some more cheers smattered in then he's accustomed to. But nothing compared to the huge ovation that Juan Leche gets as he comes out to ringside! And he's gonna need all the support he can get against two men known for being merciless in that ring. He's up against a snake AND a ninja. Meanwhile, Naja Mask and Mr. Clyde will be out to prove which one of them is the most ruthless junior heavyweight in the entire UBL! Everyone here has a lot to prove and the audience should be the beneficiary of what is sure to be a competitive and exciting match!
Match #2: Juan Leche vs. Naja Mask vs. Mr. Clyde [GoogleVid]
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Juan Leche wisely bails out of the ring before either Clyde or Naja can get their vengeful hands on him. A very strong match by Leche and he is on quite a roll ever since debuting here a few months ago, much to the chagrin of his two opponents who are now staring at each other ready to continue the fight! Both of these men will be in the Battalion Tag league for 2008 and might want to give their respective teams an advantage by taking out an opponent. But before either one of them can attempt to eliminate each other, their respective partners come down to stop the action. Marauder comes down to take Naja away right as Mr. Figaro comes down to get Mr. Clyde's back. Clyde waits for Marauder and Naja to go to the back area, checks under the ring for their third partner Nightmare, and goes backstage when he sees the situation is safe. This leaves Mr. Figaro in the ring as he stares intently at the entrance way.
Juan Leche (O) [Leche Stretch - 28:58] (X) Mr. Clyde (-) Naja Mask
And Mr. Figaro is ready to fight!! Two Open shows ago, Mr. Figaro issued an open challenge to any opponent to face him. None other then the GIANT of the Dods, Caleb, came out to meet that challenge and bested Figaro in a very physical contest. Figaro wanted a rematch and is now finally getting a chance for some pay back. These two have actually been brawling with each other every chance they get during some of the recent Champions League shows and we'll see which of them can get the upper hand tonight!
Match #3: Mr. Figaro vs. Caleb Dod [GoogleVid]
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A WAR was just fought here, folks! The audience is stunned at the sheer brutality of that contest! Neither men held anything back! But this time, it was Mr. Figaro who was able to get the win after finally making Caleb submit to the Tiger Break!! So physical was this match that Figaro is actually too tired to celebrate and merely walks to the back, getting some help from Clyde who came out to meet him. Meanwhile, an array of Dods come to the ring to help up Caleb and take him backstage as well. I'm not sure if these two men can even handle a tiebreaker match considering the punishment they have already put each other through! Every time they are in the ring it is truly a battle of the Titans between the Dod giant and the Orochi Army behemoth!
Mr. Figaro (O) ["Tiger Break" - 22:29] (X) Caleb Dod
It's now time for intermission! Let's all go to the lob-by to get ourselves some shirts! That's right, we have new merchandise ready for tonight! For sale is a new collector's item...a "12/13/07 OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV" shirt! Why is it a collector's item? Cause the PPV is no longer set for that date!! Do you know how much these shirts will go for on ebay!? Some more relevant shirts for fans to actually WEAR are also being offered. Such as the "Rising Dragon: Jason Hyde" long sleeve shirt, referencing his Dragon Isle Pro Wrestling origin and meteoric rise throughout the ranks of the Universal Battle League! Thunder Strike headbands are a HOT item this week too along with Jang Bae shiny gi's! Meanwhile, Bak Fu "combat gloves" are likely the top selling item of the show! Also we have a special Centurion toy helmet for kids, the proceeds of which will go towards paying off his medical costs due to the terrible injuries he sustained at the hands of OrochiGeese. On a lighter note, a "Fock Furis" shirt (with the Austin skull replaced by a bat) is on sale...just $2 folks, SOMEONE's gonna want to help the guy out!? Right?!
Well, we'll see. In the meantime, the Orochi-Tron is taking us backstage to the locker room given tonight to the visiting wrestlers from Slam Masters National. We see Crimson Tide and Mike Poe warming up and discussing strategy. There is a knock on the door but before either of them has a chance to respond, the door opens and in walks the Owner of the UBL, OrochiGeese!*
[Geese:]: "Gentleman, I trust you are happy with your accomodations. You have a very big match tonight against a top UBL team and I want to make sure everything is to your liking..."
*Geese cuts off Crimson Tide who was about to respond*
[Geese:]: "Very good then. Now, I come here to bring news of epic proportions. As you well know, your match with the Canada Brothers was set to be the main event of tonight. But, due to events at the end of the previous OG-Joshi Voltage, there has been a change of plans. Now, an even MORE important main event candidate has sprung up. But here is your good news. It is such an epic match that it will raise the caliber of this entire show! Yes, that is right, I am here to tell you that your presence on tonight's card has been made HISTORIC by the fact that it shares the card with MY match...the NEW main event. I will team with OG-Joshi World Champion Holly to crush Thunder Strike and Alicia Gordon. .It is, perhaps, the most important match in the history of the UBL! And I envy your positions of getting to watch it from the back. Truly... a historic occasion for you both. Well done!"
*Geese begins clapping as MIke Poe's face turns red. Poe gets up to protest but Geese casually turns to the door and begins walking out*
[Geese:]: "Oh and also, since we've had to "bump" your match from the main event, we do need a NEW place to put it. How about...next? Yes, that will do just fine. Good luck against the Canada Brothers..."
*Geese's voice turns into a cackle as he walks out of the room and closes their door. Both Mike and Crimson Tide look furious as the Orochi-Tron turns off*
And we're ready for our next match....but are the competitors!? OrochiGeese just put the SMN wrestlers in a very unenviable situation! Not only did he strip them of their promised main event status, but he also gave them little time to prepare to wrestle in the next match! How much notice did he give to their opponents?
*The Canada Brothers come out with big smiles on their faces.*
Well, it looks like THEY might have been told earlier about all this as they are fully prepared for this next match!! Not only did Geese's ego make him grab the main event for himself, but he obviously wanted to give his UBL tag team a leg-up in preparation for this match! Crimson Tide and Mike Poe had to work hard to get chosen to represent SMN for this historic inter-fed encounter, and they might have just gotten the rug pulled out from under them!
*Crimson Tide and Mike Poe come out, none too happy about the situation. They don't waste any time as they get right into the ring and begin swinging at the Canada Brothers! This match is on right now!*
Match #4: Canada Brothers vs. Crimson Tide/Mike Poe [Google]
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Mike Poe took out all his anger on the Canada Brothers and it resulted in a big win for the SMN team!! The Canada Brothers fall short yet again after a competitive match. Meanwhile, Crimson still looks angry that he was bumped from the main event spot. Will we ever see these two again in the UBL or are they too fed up with how they have been just treated? And will the Canada Brothers EVER win a match? Did their efforts tonight impress Drake Yoshida enough to guarantee them a spot in the Universal Battalion Tag League?
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Crimson Tide/Mike Poe (O) [Poe Choke- 20:54] (X) Canada Bob/Canada Doug
Welcome folks to the final Open show of 2007! This is also the final stop on the track leading to the "OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV!" Yes, we're like a train...a train on the wonderous internets! And tonight we have six huge matches for you so let's get to the ring before I waste time stretching the train analogy!
*Trans-Transylvanian Orchestra* hits and Jakob Furis comes out to ringside. He's sporting a bit of a black and blue mark on his forehead that he suffered courtesy of a certain NDP referee at the Tribulation Supercard. But aside from that, he appears to be in generally good spirits. The crowd was too until he went and grabbed a microphone.
[Furis:] "I have spent 2007 learning much in that very ving. And in 2008, I vill take control of the entire professional vestling vorld. Tonight vill be a mere preview of the vicious veign I vill have! Elvis Archibal - your debut will be vemembered as the night the mighty Jakob Furis began his vise to the top! No vone will stop me! "
*With that, Furis tripped as he was getting into the ring. Sigh, maybe he needs ANOTHER year or so in the oven before he's ready...*
Generic Country Rock comes onto the speakers marking the UBL debut of one Elvis Archibal. He seems to be getting a lot of attention from the ladies, but the expression on his face shows he's come here primarily as a fighter and not a lover. Poor fans, there's always vibrating Mr. Figaro to keep them warm this holiday season! As for us, we're ready for our first match! Let's get to it!"
Match #1: Elvis Archibal vs. Jakob Furis [GoogleVid]
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After the match, Elvis leaves the ring to a smattering of cheers and Furis finally gets up...only to be face to face with Indiana James. Furis begins visibly shaking as James reaches for something in his trenchcoat (let's hope he's not a flasher!). Furis then begins to attempt to "fly away" like a bat, but Indiana James has pulled out his whip (really...JUST a whip), and cracks it in Furis' direction! The whip coils around Furis and with a yank, Indy brings him back to the middle of the ring!! But before he can do anything further, security finally swarms the area and breaks the two up! What does Indiana James want with Jakob Furis!? Why is the so-called mighty vampire scared sh*tless!? Why did security care enough to get involved!? We'll have to stay tuned!
Elvis Archibal (O) ["Graceland Drop" - 10:30] (X) Jakob Furis
The situation in the ring clears out and the combatants for the next match begin making their way through the curtains. Of note is that Indy James already left by the time Naja Mask entered the arena. No doubt THAT would be a peculiar confrontation. But Naja is not alone in drawing curiosity from the crowd as Mr. Clyde is greeted with more of a mixed reaction then usual: some more cheers smattered in then he's accustomed to. But nothing compared to the huge ovation that Juan Leche gets as he comes out to ringside! And he's gonna need all the support he can get against two men known for being merciless in that ring. He's up against a snake AND a ninja. Meanwhile, Naja Mask and Mr. Clyde will be out to prove which one of them is the most ruthless junior heavyweight in the entire UBL! Everyone here has a lot to prove and the audience should be the beneficiary of what is sure to be a competitive and exciting match!
Match #2: Juan Leche vs. Naja Mask vs. Mr. Clyde [GoogleVid]
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Juan Leche wisely bails out of the ring before either Clyde or Naja can get their vengeful hands on him. A very strong match by Leche and he is on quite a roll ever since debuting here a few months ago, much to the chagrin of his two opponents who are now staring at each other ready to continue the fight! Both of these men will be in the Battalion Tag league for 2008 and might want to give their respective teams an advantage by taking out an opponent. But before either one of them can attempt to eliminate each other, their respective partners come down to stop the action. Marauder comes down to take Naja away right as Mr. Figaro comes down to get Mr. Clyde's back. Clyde waits for Marauder and Naja to go to the back area, checks under the ring for their third partner Nightmare, and goes backstage when he sees the situation is safe. This leaves Mr. Figaro in the ring as he stares intently at the entrance way.
Juan Leche (O) [Leche Stretch - 28:58] (X) Mr. Clyde (-) Naja Mask
And Mr. Figaro is ready to fight!! Two Open shows ago, Mr. Figaro issued an open challenge to any opponent to face him. None other then the GIANT of the Dods, Caleb, came out to meet that challenge and bested Figaro in a very physical contest. Figaro wanted a rematch and is now finally getting a chance for some pay back. These two have actually been brawling with each other every chance they get during some of the recent Champions League shows and we'll see which of them can get the upper hand tonight!
Match #3: Mr. Figaro vs. Caleb Dod [GoogleVid]
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A WAR was just fought here, folks! The audience is stunned at the sheer brutality of that contest! Neither men held anything back! But this time, it was Mr. Figaro who was able to get the win after finally making Caleb submit to the Tiger Break!! So physical was this match that Figaro is actually too tired to celebrate and merely walks to the back, getting some help from Clyde who came out to meet him. Meanwhile, an array of Dods come to the ring to help up Caleb and take him backstage as well. I'm not sure if these two men can even handle a tiebreaker match considering the punishment they have already put each other through! Every time they are in the ring it is truly a battle of the Titans between the Dod giant and the Orochi Army behemoth!
Mr. Figaro (O) ["Tiger Break" - 22:29] (X) Caleb Dod
It's now time for intermission! Let's all go to the lob-by to get ourselves some shirts! That's right, we have new merchandise ready for tonight! For sale is a new collector's item...a "12/13/07 OG-FPD 4 Year Anniversary PPV" shirt! Why is it a collector's item? Cause the PPV is no longer set for that date!! Do you know how much these shirts will go for on ebay!? Some more relevant shirts for fans to actually WEAR are also being offered. Such as the "Rising Dragon: Jason Hyde" long sleeve shirt, referencing his Dragon Isle Pro Wrestling origin and meteoric rise throughout the ranks of the Universal Battle League! Thunder Strike headbands are a HOT item this week too along with Jang Bae shiny gi's! Meanwhile, Bak Fu "combat gloves" are likely the top selling item of the show! Also we have a special Centurion toy helmet for kids, the proceeds of which will go towards paying off his medical costs due to the terrible injuries he sustained at the hands of OrochiGeese. On a lighter note, a "Fock Furis" shirt (with the Austin skull replaced by a bat) is on sale...just $2 folks, SOMEONE's gonna want to help the guy out!? Right?!
Well, we'll see. In the meantime, the Orochi-Tron is taking us backstage to the locker room given tonight to the visiting wrestlers from Slam Masters National. We see Crimson Tide and Mike Poe warming up and discussing strategy. There is a knock on the door but before either of them has a chance to respond, the door opens and in walks the Owner of the UBL, OrochiGeese!*
[Geese:]: "Gentleman, I trust you are happy with your accomodations. You have a very big match tonight against a top UBL team and I want to make sure everything is to your liking..."
*Geese cuts off Crimson Tide who was about to respond*
[Geese:]: "Very good then. Now, I come here to bring news of epic proportions. As you well know, your match with the Canada Brothers was set to be the main event of tonight. But, due to events at the end of the previous OG-Joshi Voltage, there has been a change of plans. Now, an even MORE important main event candidate has sprung up. But here is your good news. It is such an epic match that it will raise the caliber of this entire show! Yes, that is right, I am here to tell you that your presence on tonight's card has been made HISTORIC by the fact that it shares the card with MY match...the NEW main event. I will team with OG-Joshi World Champion Holly to crush Thunder Strike and Alicia Gordon. .It is, perhaps, the most important match in the history of the UBL! And I envy your positions of getting to watch it from the back. Truly... a historic occasion for you both. Well done!"
*Geese begins clapping as MIke Poe's face turns red. Poe gets up to protest but Geese casually turns to the door and begins walking out*
[Geese:]: "Oh and also, since we've had to "bump" your match from the main event, we do need a NEW place to put it. How about...next? Yes, that will do just fine. Good luck against the Canada Brothers..."
*Geese's voice turns into a cackle as he walks out of the room and closes their door. Both Mike and Crimson Tide look furious as the Orochi-Tron turns off*
And we're ready for our next match....but are the competitors!? OrochiGeese just put the SMN wrestlers in a very unenviable situation! Not only did he strip them of their promised main event status, but he also gave them little time to prepare to wrestle in the next match! How much notice did he give to their opponents?
*The Canada Brothers come out with big smiles on their faces.*
Well, it looks like THEY might have been told earlier about all this as they are fully prepared for this next match!! Not only did Geese's ego make him grab the main event for himself, but he obviously wanted to give his UBL tag team a leg-up in preparation for this match! Crimson Tide and Mike Poe had to work hard to get chosen to represent SMN for this historic inter-fed encounter, and they might have just gotten the rug pulled out from under them!
*Crimson Tide and Mike Poe come out, none too happy about the situation. They don't waste any time as they get right into the ring and begin swinging at the Canada Brothers! This match is on right now!*
Match #4: Canada Brothers vs. Crimson Tide/Mike Poe [Google]
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Mike Poe took out all his anger on the Canada Brothers and it resulted in a big win for the SMN team!! The Canada Brothers fall short yet again after a competitive match. Meanwhile, Crimson still looks angry that he was bumped from the main event spot. Will we ever see these two again in the UBL or are they too fed up with how they have been just treated? And will the Canada Brothers EVER win a match? Did their efforts tonight impress Drake Yoshida enough to guarantee them a spot in the Universal Battalion Tag League?
*The two teams clear out and the SMN Wrestlers leave through the crowd*
Crimson Tide/Mike Poe (O) [Poe Choke- 20:54] (X) Canada Bob/Canada Doug