Circuit - February 2010
Feb 12, 2010 4:02:03 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Feb 12, 2010 4:02:03 GMT -5
Universal Circuit - February 2010
*We open up to the Circuit show to see John Randolph sitting with a smile.*
[John:] "Happy New Year UBL fans as we bring to you the first main Reserve roster event of 2010 with a Circuit show. We have a very important card for you tonight as you can see:
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Kid Tanabe vs. Daddy PrimeTime
Johnny Brooke vs. Karl Wunderlin vs. Shady
Juan Leche vs. Jin Onusurai
WholenothaLevel vs. Jeff Monroe
RELOAD: Sonny X/Redd vs. Charles Langford/Jasper Woodruff
Kyle Walker vs. Jeremiah Jones
[John:] "The triple threat match is actually for the #1 Contendership to the NEXUS Title, but due to Orochi Geese's request, will not be the main event for tonight. That is because he has special...personal interests...in the four matches that follow it. However, whomever wins that triple threat will be in the main event of the next Open show against two time and current NEXUS Champion, Gene Starr."
[John:] "In addition to those six exciting matches, I will also be conducting an uh...sit-down and let's hope calm interview with Bastille of Blood member Jean Du Breil. I hope that he sheds some light on the vicious attack at the November Open show perpretrated by himself, Marquis De Douleur, Vulcan Vesuvius and Athrin Cross on Athrin's mentor, Silent Sword. But that is later on in the evening so let's discuss our first match."
[John:] "The battle between NiSan-Dan and Daddy PrimeTime got even more heated at the November Open show with the arrival of Sonic Death to UBL...and DPT's side. These two, known collectively as "Daddy Death", have been World Tag Champions in different promotions and are extremely dangerous together. After they wounded Jae Viral's knee at the Open, they made it clear that DPT was gonna do what he had to do to get his rematch at Dambman. One challenge remains - in the form of Kid Tanabe. Someone who was supposed to face Damb at the start of the challenge series but was cheated out of the chance by Sergea..uh, bad luck. Let's see what Kid can do now to stop DPT from getting a shot at Damb.
*John turns to the TV monitor and the match starts*
Match #1: Kid Tanabe vs. Daddy PrimeTime
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*We go back to the studio where John is nodding his head.*
[John:] "Apparently not enough. DPT was especially motivated here and was able to counter act the high flying offense of Kid by keeping him grounded and controlled. While Kid showed a lot of resilience in fighting out of the sharpshooter, DPT used his own speed to roll Kid up. While DPT may have wanted a more decisive victory here, I think the thing that mattered most to him was any type of victory so that he can finally get his year-long awaited rematch with Dambman.
Kid Tanabe (X) [Kido Clutch - 13:10] (O) Daddy PrimeTime
[John:] "And we now turn to the #1 Contender match for the NEXUS Title. Karl Wunderlin was the first to be entered into this on account of him being the former NEXUS Champion though a short-lived one at that. After shocking the world and beating Gene Starr for the title at Battle Formation, he then lost it back to him at the November Open. He appeared more frustrated that he lost it so quickly then satisfied that he won it. Karl is the physically strongest in this match and known for his brutal strikes and double arm "Wunderplexes". Next up is Johnny Brooke who also holds a victory over Gene Starr but it was from before Gene was Champion. It was also on a freak kick to the leg that caused the referee to call the match over. Gene had already defeated Johnny twice. Johnny is the most likely to win this match suddenly or by submission. The third participant is Shady who defeated Juan Leche at the November Open and is himself a former PW-W Hardcore and Junior Champion. He is also the most unpredictable out of the three."
[John:] "I believe this match will be contested under traditional "Triple Threat" rules rather then elimination rules. As soon as someone pins, submits, or knocks out either of the other two wrestlers, we'll have a winner. This means that it is in everyone's best interest to break up the attempts of the other two wrestlers to win the match. This will be a hectic affair, no doubt. Let's get to ringside."
*Johnny Brooke is out first with a "Brooke Broke Starr" shirt, to the amusement of some fans. Next we have Shady who is wielding his Canadian Chair of Justice. As many fans are booing him as cheering him enthusiastically. And finally we have Karl Wunderlin who is getting teased by some fans about his uh..."Champion endurance" and being called the "1 month man". He does not appear happy about this and is even developing a bit of a nervous tick in response. Shady is egging the crowd on in their taunting.*
Match #2: Johnny Brooke vs. Karl Wunderlin vs. Shady
Karl rolls into the ring and immediately goes for Shady who bails out just as quickly. This gives Johnny the opening to attack Karl from behind, and Shady wastes no time in joining in on the attack as well. The two on one continues for a while as Karl is being isolated, as Johnny puts a leg lock on him while Shady stomps. However, as Johnny continues tweaking the leg, trying to tease out a submission, Shady gets wise to him and kicks him in the face. And just like that - our little heel alliance ends! As the two go at it, Karl finally gets back to his feet, runs the ropes, and attacks both with a flying knee. This sends Shady out of the ring while Karl battles with Johnny. No one, least of all ref Coach McGuirk, sees Shady going for his chair. He lies down as if he's still hurt and hides the chair under him.
Meanwhile Karl is really laying into Johnny with elbows and breaking into his dangerous suplex arsenal. After a rear release Wunderplex sends Johnny sliding under the bottom rope, Johnny's temper kicks in and he grabs a chair. However, it's in plain sight of the referee who wrestles it out of his hands. While this is happening, Shady slides under the bottom rope behind Karl, and smacks the chair on the ground with a loud bang. This causes Karl to turn around who then catches the thrown chair by Shady, who himself falls to the ground. The ref turns around as well to see Karl holding the chair and Shady knocked out unconscious. The bell is rung and Shady has just won by Disqualification!!
Shady (O) ["Canadian Chair of Acting" - 15:30] (X) Karl Wunderlin (X) Johnny Brooke
Karl Wunderlin is LIVID and trying desperately to explain to the ref what happened but he isn't buying it. Johnny is just as angry and grabs his chair back to hit Shady who rolls out of the ring and runs backstage while the ref still argues with Karl. Johnny throws his chair down and leaves the ring in a huff. Karl is just standing in the ring, speechless, until he finally begins walking backstage and knocks over the time keepers table on the way to the locker room.
*We go back to the studio where John is staring.*
[John:] "Folks - Shady has just stolen a match!! I don't know what Sarge is going to say about what just occurred. I mean it's pretty clear what just happened. This was not a clean victory by any extent and only Shady was satisfied by what went down. For him to get a title shot would be a real shame given the shenanigans he just perpetrated. But we can't dwell any longer on this,"
[John:] "We go next to an interesting, non-traditional encounter. Juan Leche is still recovering from the mind games played by Shady as well as losing the chance to be NEXUS Champion to Gene Starr. He now faces a very hungry newcomer to the UBL, who came to us from Kirin Dojo, named Jin Onusurai. While Jin is on the Front Lines, he won a match during an Orochi-O's TV episode that allowed him to appear on a Circuit Show. That match was a Battle Royale and Jin looked extremely impressive. It's possible that if Jin wins here tonight, or even impresses Drake enough, that he could find himself on the Main Reserve Roster. But he has a tall order in front of him as Juan Leche is a former PW-W Junior Champion and a man who is looking to reclimb the ladder to the top at his usual fast pace. Jin may actually be the hungrier of the two here. However, it isn't just youth that is on the side of Jin Onusurai"
*The monitor takes us to the arena where we see Jin coming down to the ring. He looks extremely stoic and the fans do not exactly respond to him so well. Juan Leche comes out to a thunderous ovation but it is cut short when he is attacked from behind by Julian Caesaro!! He gets in a few shots to the face before security intervenes. The ref gives Juan the opportunity to postpone the match but after taking a few seconds to recover, he refuses and steps into the ring.*
Match #3: Juan Leche vs. Jin Onusurai
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[John:] "I don't know what prompted Julian Caesaro of Perfect Royalty to attack Juan Leche nor do I know the extent that it affected his performance, but you gotta give him credit for being as competitive as he did here. I don't think anything should be taken away from Jin's performance as beating a legend like Leche, even in this situation is very impressive. But I do want to know if Julian was in cahoots with Jin or if this was just aimed at attacking Juan rather then helping Onusurai. On another note, we just saw a situation with three men named Jin, Juan, and Julian. So if anyone is confused who did who, you aren't the only one!"
Juan Leche (X) ["Last Resort" - 19:21] (O) Jin Onusurai
*Jean DuBreil walks into the studio wearing a silk black shirt and white dress pants with red circle designs on the knee. He also has a wide grin as he sits down.
[John:] "Now I don't want any trouble here. Drake promised me that we'd just be talking."
[DuBreil:] "That is all you can do anyway, I'd take no pleasure from your weak blood."
[John:] "Thanks...I think."
[DuBreil:] "You want to interview me, no?"
[John:] "We all saw what occurred at the November Open show during the match with you, Marquis and Vulcan vs. Athrin, Sword, and Owen Churchill."
[DuBreil:] "It was, how you say, long overdo?"
[John:] "Why!? What was long overdo!? What warranted that attack!? Silent Sword took Athrin Cross under his wing when he came to the United States to wrestle. He helped get him employment in FPCPP and UBL in addition to a number of other promotions. And THIS is how Athrin pays him back?"
[DuBreil:] "Did he expect a flower basket or your American fruit cake?"
*Jean laughs as John shakes his head, disgusted*
[John:] "Sword, and the audience, expected respect."
[DuBreil:] "We showed you respect. The respect that Marquis, Vulcan, and myself have for Athrin. The Raging Demon, the leader of our group."
[John:] "And what do the letters F, T, and S have to do with it? Are you sponsored by the number 4 too?"
[DuBreil:] "There are four of us, yes."
*John smirks a bit*
[DuBreil:] "Oh I see - American joke. You make any more jokes, I'll show you the punchline."
[John:] "Sorry."
[DuBreil:] "F.T.S stands for Fuzen Tara Seitan. It is THE new dominating force in professional wrestling. As we grow in power, we will become the blood that flows through the UBL's veins."
[John:] "With all due respect, I'd prefer not to dwell on blood. There's been...problems."
[DuBreil:] "Oh you still scared of that joke Furis? What does he know of blood or the occult? He walked out of UBL because he smelled real danger. That is us. That is the power and threat of FTS."
[John:] "And how did you become allies with Athrin?"
[DuBreil:] "His wife, Minerva, the Lady Demon, is French. We have met before through common friends. When she told me about her husband and his plans, I was impressed. He is a man of purpose, of strength, of passion. A man like myself, of my heritage, can appreciate that. And so the Bastille of Blood is at Athrin's bidding and Vulcan Vesuvius...he is our wall. You must pass through fire to get to us."
[John:] "My final question is this - when will we hear from Athrin again?"
[DuBreil:] "When HE is ready to speak to you. Do not be so needy! Athrin is a busy man, he runs Kirin Dojo, he is an international businessman. He is not just out for blood, but for worldwide dominance and success."
[John:] "Sounds a lot like our owner, Orochi Geese."
[DuBreil:] "Why do you think the two joined forces for Battle Formation?"
[John:] "For the same reason I think there have been no efforts made to punish you all for the attack on Sword....AND Omega - who is still healthy enough to get in the ring-"
*Jean looks indignant and spits on John before exiting the set. John cleans himself off.*
[John:] "That went about as well as I could have hoped for. Sad thing is, it's not the grossest situation I've found myself in these last few months."
*Mutters "Must wash hands" to himself*
*As John tries to divert a nervous breakdown, we quickly go to commercial for the latest OG-Joshi Voltage!
[John:] "And we're back with a huge match to discuss. Jeff Monroe has been one of the biggest mysteries of our roster. Was he the man in black who attacked Orochi Geese after his Battalion match with the Dod Squod? Or is it just a total coincidence that Ruby Moreno was the impetus for that attack and she is Jeff's manager in the AMBITION promotion? How could someone of the exact size and movement of Jeff, and someone who uses his same moves, NOT be Jeff? If it walks like a Goose...ok I better stop there."
[John:] "The important thng is that whether or not Jeff is the accused, Geese is the one doing the accusing. So Jeff has been a marked man ever since he debuted as a member of the Front Lines. And while he has been very impressive in the matches we have seen him in, he now has a very tall order - facing Wholenothalevel. Level is the last CWA World Champion and a man who almost defeated Geese in FPCPP To get a Title shot. He is a man who laid out UBL star Julian Caesaro and has been one of the strongest forces in FPCPP over the last year. He is a business man and taking out Jeff for good is a business opportunity. While Jeff has not backed down from this challenge, it is certainly a tall order for someone of his low experience to face. After all, we saw how Level knocked out Thunder Strike at the last Battalion show in Japan. Jeff had better be very careful or else it would not surprise me to see him in the same shape."
Match #4: Wholenothalevel vs. Jeff Monroe
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[John:] "You have to be impressed by Jeff Monroe. He lasted longer then Thunder Strike, didn't end up destroyed, and actually was able to get himself out of the ring to safety after the match was over before any further damage was done. And you could tell he pushed Level cause no post match attack was even capable of occurring there. Level won, decisively, but Jeff just shocked the audience in what was only his fourth official singles match since becoming a professional wrestler. Jeff showed that he isn't just potential but when his potential does mature, he's gonna be a true force to be reckoned with. And Geese's plan of eliminating him before that happens has fallen short on this occasion. With Level's UBL contract now up and Geese so concentrated on finishing the Battalion, Jeff may have just earned himself some breathing room to advance in the UBL outside of Geese's immediate radar."
Wholenothalevel (O) ["WholenothaLariat"- 17:06] (X) Jeff Monroe
[John:] "Our next match is a bit of a mystery, at least to it's origin. After the main event of the October 15th edition of Orochi-O's TV, D-Mask II was brutally attacked by the "Golden Pair" duo of Charles Langford and Jasper Woodruff. We do not exactly know why this occurred but rumors involving Geese abound. D-Mask II is the brother of Sonny X, the man who beat Geese to become the first FPCPP Champion (before Geese beat the man who would beat Sonny) and also the man who handed Geese's team a loss at the FPCPP PPV which preceded the Orochi-O's show. Whether this was some kind of hired gun revenge by Geese is unclear but certainly possible given the previous match's origins. In either case, Team RELOAD responded by issuing a challenge to the Golden Pair for a match. And now we are about to see Sonny X and Redd in action. An angry RELOAD vs. a still relatively new UBL team on the Front Lines. However, Charles Langford has proven himself to be quite a force in Dragon Pro and his experience and ability causes Jasper to raise his efforts in the ring. But will that be enough against the livid RELOAD?
Match #5: RELOAD vs.. Golden Pair
Sonny X/Redd vs. Charles Langford/Jasper Woodruff
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[John:] "Close but no royal flush. RELOAD took the fight to the Golden Pair in what was a very exciting contest. I think Charles showed why he has had the success he has and even Jasper demonstrated how effective he can be with the right leadership. But Redd is a behemoth and Sonny X is truly one of the best wrestlers in the world. They out-classed, out-fought, and out-hussled the Golden Pair.
RELOAD (O) [Sky High Chokeslam - 22:33] (X) Golden Pair
[John:] "And now we come to the main event - a match that many people have been anticipating and fearing in the same breath. Suffice it to say, the background for this match dates back years, even to OG-Joshi where Holly and Diane Cavuto had their rivalry. In fact, one can even say this even pre-dated that rivalry to the relationship that Holly and Jo Ryder had. As Jo was the leader of Team Ryder which had Diane and Jeremiah Jones as members. But without going over every detail, the gist of this situation is simple. After taking a hiatus from pro wrestling to help his girlfriend Diane recover from the brutal attack on her from Holly and Juli Krieger, an attack that paralyzed her, Jones came back to the ring last year and wanted to face Kyle Walker, the brother of Holly."
[John:] " What we all were expecting to be an excellent junior heavyweight match turned into an outright shocking attack on Kyle, a man who really had nothing to do with his sister's actions of the past. A man who, if we didn't know he was related to Holly, we would figure would distance himself from attacks like that. Kyle has shown himself to be an upstanding man in the ring, never taking the easy way out and always showing respect to his opponents. Whatever his sister did, it shouldn't reflect on him. But to Jones - the way to get some revenge against Holly was to make her watch her loved one get attacked, just like how Jones had to watch Diane get hurt. While Kyle had plenty of backup to save him from serious injury, the point was made. Jones marked Kyle for revenge. However, in doing so, he may have made one mistake - he attacked Holly. Anyone who knows Kyle knows that if you put your hands on Holly, Kyle will get deadly serious. And even after Jones had beaten the tar out of Kyle, one elbow against Holly...breaking her nose... gave Kyle the adrenaline he needed to get back into the fight to the utter shock of Jones. And as angry as Jones is at Holly, Kyle is perhaps just as angry against Jones. We have two very heated young men here, and I can guarantee you we are not going to see a competitive junior heavyweight match. But a war. Both of them swore to it. Geese knew it, Holly begrudgingly accepted it in order for Kyle to move on. But if Jones has his way, Kyle will never wrestle again. And if Kyle has his, Jones may just be in the same situation. Although personally, I don't think Kyle will go that far."
[John:] "However, you never do know. I had the opportunity to see Kyle during the holidays at an Orochi-O's sponsored party and I have never witnessed him in the serious mood that he was all evening. There is no doubt he had tonight on his mind and perhaps he was considering how far he was willing to go to punish Jones and make it clear to every other wrestler that if you put your hands on his sister, they are going to pay dearly. As for Jones, he hasn't said much over the last few months and one can only imagine the seconds ticking by in his head as he awaits his chance to avenge his girlfriend's paralysis and make Holly feel the pain that he did in watching her hurt Diane. Folks, this match can't get any more personal then this. And the looming threat of Orochi Geese and his security remains as well. Geese said he wouldn't get in Kyle's way, but you better believe if Holly runs down there to help her brother, and puts herself in danger, he is gonna do what he has to to protect her...and potentially punish Jones. So I'll say one final thing - This match is not intended for younger viewers. Put your kids to bed early, folks."
*We go to ringside to find Kyle Walker in the ring, pacing around with a serious look on his face. Jeremiah comes down to the ring with a chair and Kyle smiles when he sees it and then calls for a mic.*
[Kyle:] "Hold on. We're about to tear each other up but there's one thing we agree on. You want to make that chair legal? You want to make that chair necessary? No DQ match, anything goes. Falls anywhere, whatever. Geese said we can do this. You in?"
*Jones nods*
[Kyle:] "Then get your ass in here so I can show you what happens when a punk like you attacks Robin-"
*Jones doesn't waste time and immediately runs into the ring with the chair at the mention of Robin "Holly" Walker. He takes a swing at Kyle who rolls under it and comes up with a punch to Jones' jaw, causing him to drop the chair.. Anji the ref is unsure of what to do until Drake Yoshida runs down to the ring and whispers in his ear. The ring announcer confirms Kyle's stipulations for the match.*
Match #6: Kyle Walker vs. Jeremiah Jones
Jones may have gotten the jump on Kyle but the advantage is quickly lost as the two just lay into each other equally with strikes: Kyle with punches and Jones with elbows. Jones' elbows win out here and he eventually knocks Kyle down before grabbing the chair again. He swings the chair at the ground but Kyle keeps rolling out of the way until he rolls out of the ring. There he grabs his own chair but Jones isn't too keen on letting him back in, at first. Kyle just shrugs his shoulders and yells out: "You're wasting time!" Jones smirks making it seem that he controls this situation but finally goes to let Kyle in. The two stare each other down and then immediately run towards each other with their chairs held high...
Kyle rolls through under the swing (which would have taken his head off) and throws his chair at the now turned-around Jones. Jones catches it only to get smacked in the face with a dropkick! Van Walkerinator...or something. Jones doesn't drop his chair this time and instead throws it at Kyle who catches it (with a short memory apparently) and gets hammered by a HUGE elbow right into the chair! There's even a dent!! Both men stumble back after the initial adrenaline wears off and it appears they each are bleeding from the nose.
But this doesn't stop them as they go right into a collar and elbow tie-up, and then Jones trips Kyle and the two start rolling on the ground trying to gain control to punch and elbow each other. Jones even gets in a few headbutts, further opening the wound on Kyle's head. Kyle goes to grab the ropes but as this is anything goes, the ref doesn't do anything. Instead, Kyle has to escape by using a thumb to the eyes of Jones who rolls off only after BOTH his eyes are given a thorough thumbening. Kyle rolls out onto the apron to compose himself while Jones is bending down attempting to regain his sight. Kyle goes for a springboard body press but doesn't realize the TRUE reason that Jones had bent down...to grab a chair!!
THWACK!!!!!
The arena is shocked at the sound of of Jones's chair hitting a virtual homerun on Kyle's face as he jumped from the ropes. This match could probably be over now but Jones doesn't look even partially done. Now he has Kyle right where he wants him and goes to town on his downed body with the chair just like in their first match. He even rolls Kyle onto his back and places the chair onto his chest and face. Jones climbs the ropes...FROG SPLASH on the chair!! Kyle rolls in pain and without Holly's around to motivate him, he seems to be lost here. And then Jones gets distracted, he spots someone at ringside holding a poster of Holly...ironically, one that denigrates her and calls into question her sexual chastity (even more ironic since she'd be the first person to answer that question in the negative). He brings it into ringside and starts rubbing it on the ground in front of Kyle's face, spitting on it and punching it.
This...was a mistake.
Kyle jumps right back into action but it appears that Jones is smiling as a result, he WANTS this energy from Kyle! The two continue to brawl, Kyle with rejunvenated energy but his face an absolute bloody, horrific mess. Kyle can barely see but Jones whips him to the outside. He then begins looking under the ring for new weapons, but doesn't see Kyle recovering to hit him with a metal bar right to the knee!! Jones cries out in pain, a sound only muffled by the actual metal on bone sound. He falls to one knee. Kyle backs up a bit and hits a shining wizard to him, sending the top half of Jones body under the ring. Kyle then grabs his legs and uses a wheel barrow motion to slam Jones' face into the bottom of the ring. He then uses the metal bar and continues to smash the knees of Jones...crying out: "Now you can share Dizzy's chair!"
This...also...was a mistake ... and rather obnoxious.
Jones uses what strength he has left in his legs to trip Kyle up...and then all we see is an elbow sticking out of the bottom of the ring that strikes Kyle...but Kyle's head only moves back a little. As if he's stuck...oh no. Jones crawls out from the ring and around his entire elbow is a piece of barbed wire.
He pulls Kyle's gushing head away from it and then lays into it again and again with his barbed wire laced elbow. Kyle can't even see anymore, his blood is rushing down into his eyes and mouth and we have a level 10 on the Muta scale. Jones is rubbing his elbow into Kyle's skin, as Kyle coughs and hacks up his own blood. A dangerous amount is being drained here and the ref is out on the arena floor asking Kyle if he wants to submit but he refuses too. Jones then continues hitting him again and again with both his free and barbed wire elbow until Kyle's body passes out from the loss of blood and the pain. This match is OVER.
Kyle Walker (X) [Barbed wire mounted elbows - 20:56] (O) Jeremiah Jones
But Jones isn't done. He can't even stand up do to his kneecaps perhaps being broken but he keeps hammering Kyle. He even maneuvers Kyle's body so that Jones has a rear body waistlock in a sitting position with his legs in front of him and around Kyle's and hits some strange variant of a seated german suplex, sending Kyle backwards into the metal pole of the ring post.
Finally, Genji Security and Orochi Geese storm the area and this is not good for Jones who can't even walk. Genji Security and the medics attend to Kyle while Geese drags Jones into the ring and kicks him in the nuts, making his movement even more impossible. Geese keeps looking over at Kyle to see if he has regained consciousness. When he does, Geese gets a microphone."
[Geese:] "Jones, I could KILL you right now if I wanted. Not a soul could stop me. But you see...that's the easy way out. What you just did to Kyle-"
*We look over at Kyle who has a twisted look in his eyes as the blood continues to flow down.*
[Geese:] "You didn't kill his spirit, you awakened it. This was the biggest mistake you could make. And if I were to finish the job on you, he would never forgive me. In fact, I would never forgive myself if I ruined the entertainment I will get from watching him face you again. So Jones...I'm going to give you one condition for leaving this ring alive on a stretcher. You agree to anything Kyle asks for right now."
*Geese goes over to Kyle and gives him the microphone. He points at Jones.*
[Kyle:] "You...me...STAPLEGUN DEATHMATCH!"
*The crowd is absolutely silent...even Geese seems taken back.*
[Geese:] "We...we did not discuss such a 'match.''
[Kyle:] "Make it, Geese! MAKE IT!"
[Geese:] "We must speak with your sister. I thought we agreed that if Jones survived, a cage encounter would be the next logical-"
[Kyle:] "FUCK YOUR PRO WRESTLING CAGES! I'M GONNA STAPLE HIS FUCKING EYES SHUT!!"
*Geese doesn't react. Jones, for his part, just makes the 'bring it on motion'.
[Geese:] "I can't grant you-"
[Kyle:] "If you don't make this match, he and I will do it in a fucking warehouse!"
[Geese:] "Well then, it appears we have the first UBL 'staple gun death match' signed for the next Open show. Genji, please get that Frogscum out of my ring but make sure he'll get the medical care he needs to compete again. Pay specific attention to his barbed wire wrist as he will need that area healthy if he is to ... use a stapler in a non-intended way."
*Genji Security pick Jones up and drag him out of the ring and to the back. A few seconds later, once Jones is gone, Holly comes out and slowly walks to the ring. Kyle hides his face from her and Geese tries to keep her away from her broken down brother. She pushes Geese aside and then forces Kyle to show her his face and starts crying, running backstage again. Geese goes to help Kyle backstage but he refuses help and walks on his own, constantly wiping the blood out of his eyes and onto his chest, spelling "Jones".*
*We go back to the studio with a pale looking John.*
[John:] "...see you at the Open Show, I guess? Lots of uh...fun...coming up!"
*The show fades as John wipes his head with a handkerchief*
*We open up to the Circuit show to see John Randolph sitting with a smile.*
[John:] "Happy New Year UBL fans as we bring to you the first main Reserve roster event of 2010 with a Circuit show. We have a very important card for you tonight as you can see:
*A graphic comes onto the screen*
Kid Tanabe vs. Daddy PrimeTime
Johnny Brooke vs. Karl Wunderlin vs. Shady
Juan Leche vs. Jin Onusurai
WholenothaLevel vs. Jeff Monroe
RELOAD: Sonny X/Redd vs. Charles Langford/Jasper Woodruff
Kyle Walker vs. Jeremiah Jones
[John:] "The triple threat match is actually for the #1 Contendership to the NEXUS Title, but due to Orochi Geese's request, will not be the main event for tonight. That is because he has special...personal interests...in the four matches that follow it. However, whomever wins that triple threat will be in the main event of the next Open show against two time and current NEXUS Champion, Gene Starr."
[John:] "In addition to those six exciting matches, I will also be conducting an uh...sit-down and let's hope calm interview with Bastille of Blood member Jean Du Breil. I hope that he sheds some light on the vicious attack at the November Open show perpretrated by himself, Marquis De Douleur, Vulcan Vesuvius and Athrin Cross on Athrin's mentor, Silent Sword. But that is later on in the evening so let's discuss our first match."
[John:] "The battle between NiSan-Dan and Daddy PrimeTime got even more heated at the November Open show with the arrival of Sonic Death to UBL...and DPT's side. These two, known collectively as "Daddy Death", have been World Tag Champions in different promotions and are extremely dangerous together. After they wounded Jae Viral's knee at the Open, they made it clear that DPT was gonna do what he had to do to get his rematch at Dambman. One challenge remains - in the form of Kid Tanabe. Someone who was supposed to face Damb at the start of the challenge series but was cheated out of the chance by Sergea..uh, bad luck. Let's see what Kid can do now to stop DPT from getting a shot at Damb.
*John turns to the TV monitor and the match starts*
Match #1: Kid Tanabe vs. Daddy PrimeTime
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*We go back to the studio where John is nodding his head.*
[John:] "Apparently not enough. DPT was especially motivated here and was able to counter act the high flying offense of Kid by keeping him grounded and controlled. While Kid showed a lot of resilience in fighting out of the sharpshooter, DPT used his own speed to roll Kid up. While DPT may have wanted a more decisive victory here, I think the thing that mattered most to him was any type of victory so that he can finally get his year-long awaited rematch with Dambman.
Kid Tanabe (X) [Kido Clutch - 13:10] (O) Daddy PrimeTime
[John:] "And we now turn to the #1 Contender match for the NEXUS Title. Karl Wunderlin was the first to be entered into this on account of him being the former NEXUS Champion though a short-lived one at that. After shocking the world and beating Gene Starr for the title at Battle Formation, he then lost it back to him at the November Open. He appeared more frustrated that he lost it so quickly then satisfied that he won it. Karl is the physically strongest in this match and known for his brutal strikes and double arm "Wunderplexes". Next up is Johnny Brooke who also holds a victory over Gene Starr but it was from before Gene was Champion. It was also on a freak kick to the leg that caused the referee to call the match over. Gene had already defeated Johnny twice. Johnny is the most likely to win this match suddenly or by submission. The third participant is Shady who defeated Juan Leche at the November Open and is himself a former PW-W Hardcore and Junior Champion. He is also the most unpredictable out of the three."
[John:] "I believe this match will be contested under traditional "Triple Threat" rules rather then elimination rules. As soon as someone pins, submits, or knocks out either of the other two wrestlers, we'll have a winner. This means that it is in everyone's best interest to break up the attempts of the other two wrestlers to win the match. This will be a hectic affair, no doubt. Let's get to ringside."
*Johnny Brooke is out first with a "Brooke Broke Starr" shirt, to the amusement of some fans. Next we have Shady who is wielding his Canadian Chair of Justice. As many fans are booing him as cheering him enthusiastically. And finally we have Karl Wunderlin who is getting teased by some fans about his uh..."Champion endurance" and being called the "1 month man". He does not appear happy about this and is even developing a bit of a nervous tick in response. Shady is egging the crowd on in their taunting.*
Match #2: Johnny Brooke vs. Karl Wunderlin vs. Shady
Karl rolls into the ring and immediately goes for Shady who bails out just as quickly. This gives Johnny the opening to attack Karl from behind, and Shady wastes no time in joining in on the attack as well. The two on one continues for a while as Karl is being isolated, as Johnny puts a leg lock on him while Shady stomps. However, as Johnny continues tweaking the leg, trying to tease out a submission, Shady gets wise to him and kicks him in the face. And just like that - our little heel alliance ends! As the two go at it, Karl finally gets back to his feet, runs the ropes, and attacks both with a flying knee. This sends Shady out of the ring while Karl battles with Johnny. No one, least of all ref Coach McGuirk, sees Shady going for his chair. He lies down as if he's still hurt and hides the chair under him.
Meanwhile Karl is really laying into Johnny with elbows and breaking into his dangerous suplex arsenal. After a rear release Wunderplex sends Johnny sliding under the bottom rope, Johnny's temper kicks in and he grabs a chair. However, it's in plain sight of the referee who wrestles it out of his hands. While this is happening, Shady slides under the bottom rope behind Karl, and smacks the chair on the ground with a loud bang. This causes Karl to turn around who then catches the thrown chair by Shady, who himself falls to the ground. The ref turns around as well to see Karl holding the chair and Shady knocked out unconscious. The bell is rung and Shady has just won by Disqualification!!
Shady (O) ["Canadian Chair of Acting" - 15:30] (X) Karl Wunderlin (X) Johnny Brooke
Karl Wunderlin is LIVID and trying desperately to explain to the ref what happened but he isn't buying it. Johnny is just as angry and grabs his chair back to hit Shady who rolls out of the ring and runs backstage while the ref still argues with Karl. Johnny throws his chair down and leaves the ring in a huff. Karl is just standing in the ring, speechless, until he finally begins walking backstage and knocks over the time keepers table on the way to the locker room.
*We go back to the studio where John is staring.*
[John:] "Folks - Shady has just stolen a match!! I don't know what Sarge is going to say about what just occurred. I mean it's pretty clear what just happened. This was not a clean victory by any extent and only Shady was satisfied by what went down. For him to get a title shot would be a real shame given the shenanigans he just perpetrated. But we can't dwell any longer on this,"
[John:] "We go next to an interesting, non-traditional encounter. Juan Leche is still recovering from the mind games played by Shady as well as losing the chance to be NEXUS Champion to Gene Starr. He now faces a very hungry newcomer to the UBL, who came to us from Kirin Dojo, named Jin Onusurai. While Jin is on the Front Lines, he won a match during an Orochi-O's TV episode that allowed him to appear on a Circuit Show. That match was a Battle Royale and Jin looked extremely impressive. It's possible that if Jin wins here tonight, or even impresses Drake enough, that he could find himself on the Main Reserve Roster. But he has a tall order in front of him as Juan Leche is a former PW-W Junior Champion and a man who is looking to reclimb the ladder to the top at his usual fast pace. Jin may actually be the hungrier of the two here. However, it isn't just youth that is on the side of Jin Onusurai"
*The monitor takes us to the arena where we see Jin coming down to the ring. He looks extremely stoic and the fans do not exactly respond to him so well. Juan Leche comes out to a thunderous ovation but it is cut short when he is attacked from behind by Julian Caesaro!! He gets in a few shots to the face before security intervenes. The ref gives Juan the opportunity to postpone the match but after taking a few seconds to recover, he refuses and steps into the ring.*
Match #3: Juan Leche vs. Jin Onusurai
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[John:] "I don't know what prompted Julian Caesaro of Perfect Royalty to attack Juan Leche nor do I know the extent that it affected his performance, but you gotta give him credit for being as competitive as he did here. I don't think anything should be taken away from Jin's performance as beating a legend like Leche, even in this situation is very impressive. But I do want to know if Julian was in cahoots with Jin or if this was just aimed at attacking Juan rather then helping Onusurai. On another note, we just saw a situation with three men named Jin, Juan, and Julian. So if anyone is confused who did who, you aren't the only one!"
Juan Leche (X) ["Last Resort" - 19:21] (O) Jin Onusurai
*Jean DuBreil walks into the studio wearing a silk black shirt and white dress pants with red circle designs on the knee. He also has a wide grin as he sits down.
[John:] "Now I don't want any trouble here. Drake promised me that we'd just be talking."
[DuBreil:] "That is all you can do anyway, I'd take no pleasure from your weak blood."
[John:] "Thanks...I think."
[DuBreil:] "You want to interview me, no?"
[John:] "We all saw what occurred at the November Open show during the match with you, Marquis and Vulcan vs. Athrin, Sword, and Owen Churchill."
[DuBreil:] "It was, how you say, long overdo?"
[John:] "Why!? What was long overdo!? What warranted that attack!? Silent Sword took Athrin Cross under his wing when he came to the United States to wrestle. He helped get him employment in FPCPP and UBL in addition to a number of other promotions. And THIS is how Athrin pays him back?"
[DuBreil:] "Did he expect a flower basket or your American fruit cake?"
*Jean laughs as John shakes his head, disgusted*
[John:] "Sword, and the audience, expected respect."
[DuBreil:] "We showed you respect. The respect that Marquis, Vulcan, and myself have for Athrin. The Raging Demon, the leader of our group."
[John:] "And what do the letters F, T, and S have to do with it? Are you sponsored by the number 4 too?"
[DuBreil:] "There are four of us, yes."
*John smirks a bit*
[DuBreil:] "Oh I see - American joke. You make any more jokes, I'll show you the punchline."
[John:] "Sorry."
[DuBreil:] "F.T.S stands for Fuzen Tara Seitan. It is THE new dominating force in professional wrestling. As we grow in power, we will become the blood that flows through the UBL's veins."
[John:] "With all due respect, I'd prefer not to dwell on blood. There's been...problems."
[DuBreil:] "Oh you still scared of that joke Furis? What does he know of blood or the occult? He walked out of UBL because he smelled real danger. That is us. That is the power and threat of FTS."
[John:] "And how did you become allies with Athrin?"
[DuBreil:] "His wife, Minerva, the Lady Demon, is French. We have met before through common friends. When she told me about her husband and his plans, I was impressed. He is a man of purpose, of strength, of passion. A man like myself, of my heritage, can appreciate that. And so the Bastille of Blood is at Athrin's bidding and Vulcan Vesuvius...he is our wall. You must pass through fire to get to us."
[John:] "My final question is this - when will we hear from Athrin again?"
[DuBreil:] "When HE is ready to speak to you. Do not be so needy! Athrin is a busy man, he runs Kirin Dojo, he is an international businessman. He is not just out for blood, but for worldwide dominance and success."
[John:] "Sounds a lot like our owner, Orochi Geese."
[DuBreil:] "Why do you think the two joined forces for Battle Formation?"
[John:] "For the same reason I think there have been no efforts made to punish you all for the attack on Sword....AND Omega - who is still healthy enough to get in the ring-"
*Jean looks indignant and spits on John before exiting the set. John cleans himself off.*
[John:] "That went about as well as I could have hoped for. Sad thing is, it's not the grossest situation I've found myself in these last few months."
*Mutters "Must wash hands" to himself*
*As John tries to divert a nervous breakdown, we quickly go to commercial for the latest OG-Joshi Voltage!
[John:] "And we're back with a huge match to discuss. Jeff Monroe has been one of the biggest mysteries of our roster. Was he the man in black who attacked Orochi Geese after his Battalion match with the Dod Squod? Or is it just a total coincidence that Ruby Moreno was the impetus for that attack and she is Jeff's manager in the AMBITION promotion? How could someone of the exact size and movement of Jeff, and someone who uses his same moves, NOT be Jeff? If it walks like a Goose...ok I better stop there."
[John:] "The important thng is that whether or not Jeff is the accused, Geese is the one doing the accusing. So Jeff has been a marked man ever since he debuted as a member of the Front Lines. And while he has been very impressive in the matches we have seen him in, he now has a very tall order - facing Wholenothalevel. Level is the last CWA World Champion and a man who almost defeated Geese in FPCPP To get a Title shot. He is a man who laid out UBL star Julian Caesaro and has been one of the strongest forces in FPCPP over the last year. He is a business man and taking out Jeff for good is a business opportunity. While Jeff has not backed down from this challenge, it is certainly a tall order for someone of his low experience to face. After all, we saw how Level knocked out Thunder Strike at the last Battalion show in Japan. Jeff had better be very careful or else it would not surprise me to see him in the same shape."
Match #4: Wholenothalevel vs. Jeff Monroe
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[John:] "You have to be impressed by Jeff Monroe. He lasted longer then Thunder Strike, didn't end up destroyed, and actually was able to get himself out of the ring to safety after the match was over before any further damage was done. And you could tell he pushed Level cause no post match attack was even capable of occurring there. Level won, decisively, but Jeff just shocked the audience in what was only his fourth official singles match since becoming a professional wrestler. Jeff showed that he isn't just potential but when his potential does mature, he's gonna be a true force to be reckoned with. And Geese's plan of eliminating him before that happens has fallen short on this occasion. With Level's UBL contract now up and Geese so concentrated on finishing the Battalion, Jeff may have just earned himself some breathing room to advance in the UBL outside of Geese's immediate radar."
Wholenothalevel (O) ["WholenothaLariat"- 17:06] (X) Jeff Monroe
[John:] "Our next match is a bit of a mystery, at least to it's origin. After the main event of the October 15th edition of Orochi-O's TV, D-Mask II was brutally attacked by the "Golden Pair" duo of Charles Langford and Jasper Woodruff. We do not exactly know why this occurred but rumors involving Geese abound. D-Mask II is the brother of Sonny X, the man who beat Geese to become the first FPCPP Champion (before Geese beat the man who would beat Sonny) and also the man who handed Geese's team a loss at the FPCPP PPV which preceded the Orochi-O's show. Whether this was some kind of hired gun revenge by Geese is unclear but certainly possible given the previous match's origins. In either case, Team RELOAD responded by issuing a challenge to the Golden Pair for a match. And now we are about to see Sonny X and Redd in action. An angry RELOAD vs. a still relatively new UBL team on the Front Lines. However, Charles Langford has proven himself to be quite a force in Dragon Pro and his experience and ability causes Jasper to raise his efforts in the ring. But will that be enough against the livid RELOAD?
Match #5: RELOAD vs.. Golden Pair
Sonny X/Redd vs. Charles Langford/Jasper Woodruff
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[John:] "Close but no royal flush. RELOAD took the fight to the Golden Pair in what was a very exciting contest. I think Charles showed why he has had the success he has and even Jasper demonstrated how effective he can be with the right leadership. But Redd is a behemoth and Sonny X is truly one of the best wrestlers in the world. They out-classed, out-fought, and out-hussled the Golden Pair.
RELOAD (O) [Sky High Chokeslam - 22:33] (X) Golden Pair
[John:] "And now we come to the main event - a match that many people have been anticipating and fearing in the same breath. Suffice it to say, the background for this match dates back years, even to OG-Joshi where Holly and Diane Cavuto had their rivalry. In fact, one can even say this even pre-dated that rivalry to the relationship that Holly and Jo Ryder had. As Jo was the leader of Team Ryder which had Diane and Jeremiah Jones as members. But without going over every detail, the gist of this situation is simple. After taking a hiatus from pro wrestling to help his girlfriend Diane recover from the brutal attack on her from Holly and Juli Krieger, an attack that paralyzed her, Jones came back to the ring last year and wanted to face Kyle Walker, the brother of Holly."
[John:] " What we all were expecting to be an excellent junior heavyweight match turned into an outright shocking attack on Kyle, a man who really had nothing to do with his sister's actions of the past. A man who, if we didn't know he was related to Holly, we would figure would distance himself from attacks like that. Kyle has shown himself to be an upstanding man in the ring, never taking the easy way out and always showing respect to his opponents. Whatever his sister did, it shouldn't reflect on him. But to Jones - the way to get some revenge against Holly was to make her watch her loved one get attacked, just like how Jones had to watch Diane get hurt. While Kyle had plenty of backup to save him from serious injury, the point was made. Jones marked Kyle for revenge. However, in doing so, he may have made one mistake - he attacked Holly. Anyone who knows Kyle knows that if you put your hands on Holly, Kyle will get deadly serious. And even after Jones had beaten the tar out of Kyle, one elbow against Holly...breaking her nose... gave Kyle the adrenaline he needed to get back into the fight to the utter shock of Jones. And as angry as Jones is at Holly, Kyle is perhaps just as angry against Jones. We have two very heated young men here, and I can guarantee you we are not going to see a competitive junior heavyweight match. But a war. Both of them swore to it. Geese knew it, Holly begrudgingly accepted it in order for Kyle to move on. But if Jones has his way, Kyle will never wrestle again. And if Kyle has his, Jones may just be in the same situation. Although personally, I don't think Kyle will go that far."
[John:] "However, you never do know. I had the opportunity to see Kyle during the holidays at an Orochi-O's sponsored party and I have never witnessed him in the serious mood that he was all evening. There is no doubt he had tonight on his mind and perhaps he was considering how far he was willing to go to punish Jones and make it clear to every other wrestler that if you put your hands on his sister, they are going to pay dearly. As for Jones, he hasn't said much over the last few months and one can only imagine the seconds ticking by in his head as he awaits his chance to avenge his girlfriend's paralysis and make Holly feel the pain that he did in watching her hurt Diane. Folks, this match can't get any more personal then this. And the looming threat of Orochi Geese and his security remains as well. Geese said he wouldn't get in Kyle's way, but you better believe if Holly runs down there to help her brother, and puts herself in danger, he is gonna do what he has to to protect her...and potentially punish Jones. So I'll say one final thing - This match is not intended for younger viewers. Put your kids to bed early, folks."
*We go to ringside to find Kyle Walker in the ring, pacing around with a serious look on his face. Jeremiah comes down to the ring with a chair and Kyle smiles when he sees it and then calls for a mic.*
[Kyle:] "Hold on. We're about to tear each other up but there's one thing we agree on. You want to make that chair legal? You want to make that chair necessary? No DQ match, anything goes. Falls anywhere, whatever. Geese said we can do this. You in?"
*Jones nods*
[Kyle:] "Then get your ass in here so I can show you what happens when a punk like you attacks Robin-"
*Jones doesn't waste time and immediately runs into the ring with the chair at the mention of Robin "Holly" Walker. He takes a swing at Kyle who rolls under it and comes up with a punch to Jones' jaw, causing him to drop the chair.. Anji the ref is unsure of what to do until Drake Yoshida runs down to the ring and whispers in his ear. The ring announcer confirms Kyle's stipulations for the match.*
Match #6: Kyle Walker vs. Jeremiah Jones
Jones may have gotten the jump on Kyle but the advantage is quickly lost as the two just lay into each other equally with strikes: Kyle with punches and Jones with elbows. Jones' elbows win out here and he eventually knocks Kyle down before grabbing the chair again. He swings the chair at the ground but Kyle keeps rolling out of the way until he rolls out of the ring. There he grabs his own chair but Jones isn't too keen on letting him back in, at first. Kyle just shrugs his shoulders and yells out: "You're wasting time!" Jones smirks making it seem that he controls this situation but finally goes to let Kyle in. The two stare each other down and then immediately run towards each other with their chairs held high...
Kyle rolls through under the swing (which would have taken his head off) and throws his chair at the now turned-around Jones. Jones catches it only to get smacked in the face with a dropkick! Van Walkerinator...or something. Jones doesn't drop his chair this time and instead throws it at Kyle who catches it (with a short memory apparently) and gets hammered by a HUGE elbow right into the chair! There's even a dent!! Both men stumble back after the initial adrenaline wears off and it appears they each are bleeding from the nose.
But this doesn't stop them as they go right into a collar and elbow tie-up, and then Jones trips Kyle and the two start rolling on the ground trying to gain control to punch and elbow each other. Jones even gets in a few headbutts, further opening the wound on Kyle's head. Kyle goes to grab the ropes but as this is anything goes, the ref doesn't do anything. Instead, Kyle has to escape by using a thumb to the eyes of Jones who rolls off only after BOTH his eyes are given a thorough thumbening. Kyle rolls out onto the apron to compose himself while Jones is bending down attempting to regain his sight. Kyle goes for a springboard body press but doesn't realize the TRUE reason that Jones had bent down...to grab a chair!!
THWACK!!!!!
The arena is shocked at the sound of of Jones's chair hitting a virtual homerun on Kyle's face as he jumped from the ropes. This match could probably be over now but Jones doesn't look even partially done. Now he has Kyle right where he wants him and goes to town on his downed body with the chair just like in their first match. He even rolls Kyle onto his back and places the chair onto his chest and face. Jones climbs the ropes...FROG SPLASH on the chair!! Kyle rolls in pain and without Holly's around to motivate him, he seems to be lost here. And then Jones gets distracted, he spots someone at ringside holding a poster of Holly...ironically, one that denigrates her and calls into question her sexual chastity (even more ironic since she'd be the first person to answer that question in the negative). He brings it into ringside and starts rubbing it on the ground in front of Kyle's face, spitting on it and punching it.
This...was a mistake.
Kyle jumps right back into action but it appears that Jones is smiling as a result, he WANTS this energy from Kyle! The two continue to brawl, Kyle with rejunvenated energy but his face an absolute bloody, horrific mess. Kyle can barely see but Jones whips him to the outside. He then begins looking under the ring for new weapons, but doesn't see Kyle recovering to hit him with a metal bar right to the knee!! Jones cries out in pain, a sound only muffled by the actual metal on bone sound. He falls to one knee. Kyle backs up a bit and hits a shining wizard to him, sending the top half of Jones body under the ring. Kyle then grabs his legs and uses a wheel barrow motion to slam Jones' face into the bottom of the ring. He then uses the metal bar and continues to smash the knees of Jones...crying out: "Now you can share Dizzy's chair!"
This...also...was a mistake ... and rather obnoxious.
Jones uses what strength he has left in his legs to trip Kyle up...and then all we see is an elbow sticking out of the bottom of the ring that strikes Kyle...but Kyle's head only moves back a little. As if he's stuck...oh no. Jones crawls out from the ring and around his entire elbow is a piece of barbed wire.
He pulls Kyle's gushing head away from it and then lays into it again and again with his barbed wire laced elbow. Kyle can't even see anymore, his blood is rushing down into his eyes and mouth and we have a level 10 on the Muta scale. Jones is rubbing his elbow into Kyle's skin, as Kyle coughs and hacks up his own blood. A dangerous amount is being drained here and the ref is out on the arena floor asking Kyle if he wants to submit but he refuses too. Jones then continues hitting him again and again with both his free and barbed wire elbow until Kyle's body passes out from the loss of blood and the pain. This match is OVER.
Kyle Walker (X) [Barbed wire mounted elbows - 20:56] (O) Jeremiah Jones
But Jones isn't done. He can't even stand up do to his kneecaps perhaps being broken but he keeps hammering Kyle. He even maneuvers Kyle's body so that Jones has a rear body waistlock in a sitting position with his legs in front of him and around Kyle's and hits some strange variant of a seated german suplex, sending Kyle backwards into the metal pole of the ring post.
Finally, Genji Security and Orochi Geese storm the area and this is not good for Jones who can't even walk. Genji Security and the medics attend to Kyle while Geese drags Jones into the ring and kicks him in the nuts, making his movement even more impossible. Geese keeps looking over at Kyle to see if he has regained consciousness. When he does, Geese gets a microphone."
[Geese:] "Jones, I could KILL you right now if I wanted. Not a soul could stop me. But you see...that's the easy way out. What you just did to Kyle-"
*We look over at Kyle who has a twisted look in his eyes as the blood continues to flow down.*
[Geese:] "You didn't kill his spirit, you awakened it. This was the biggest mistake you could make. And if I were to finish the job on you, he would never forgive me. In fact, I would never forgive myself if I ruined the entertainment I will get from watching him face you again. So Jones...I'm going to give you one condition for leaving this ring alive on a stretcher. You agree to anything Kyle asks for right now."
*Geese goes over to Kyle and gives him the microphone. He points at Jones.*
[Kyle:] "You...me...STAPLEGUN DEATHMATCH!"
*The crowd is absolutely silent...even Geese seems taken back.*
[Geese:] "We...we did not discuss such a 'match.''
[Kyle:] "Make it, Geese! MAKE IT!"
[Geese:] "We must speak with your sister. I thought we agreed that if Jones survived, a cage encounter would be the next logical-"
[Kyle:] "FUCK YOUR PRO WRESTLING CAGES! I'M GONNA STAPLE HIS FUCKING EYES SHUT!!"
*Geese doesn't react. Jones, for his part, just makes the 'bring it on motion'.
[Geese:] "I can't grant you-"
[Kyle:] "If you don't make this match, he and I will do it in a fucking warehouse!"
[Geese:] "Well then, it appears we have the first UBL 'staple gun death match' signed for the next Open show. Genji, please get that Frogscum out of my ring but make sure he'll get the medical care he needs to compete again. Pay specific attention to his barbed wire wrist as he will need that area healthy if he is to ... use a stapler in a non-intended way."
*Genji Security pick Jones up and drag him out of the ring and to the back. A few seconds later, once Jones is gone, Holly comes out and slowly walks to the ring. Kyle hides his face from her and Geese tries to keep her away from her broken down brother. She pushes Geese aside and then forces Kyle to show her his face and starts crying, running backstage again. Geese goes to help Kyle backstage but he refuses help and walks on his own, constantly wiping the blood out of his eyes and onto his chest, spelling "Jones".*
*We go back to the studio with a pale looking John.*
[John:] "...see you at the Open Show, I guess? Lots of uh...fun...coming up!"
*The show fades as John wipes his head with a handkerchief*