Pot Belly: "Happah Eatin"
Dec 25, 2010 22:09:49 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Dec 25, 2010 22:09:49 GMT -5
*We fade into a small house where we see a big dinner table. For a house the size it is, the dinner table is taking up most of the room. Sitting at the dinner table is Ralph 'Pot Belly' Ferguson. He has an assortment of gravies running down his chin and is double fisting turkey legs.*
[Pot Belly:]: "Whaaa hallo ubble. This heeere is tha Paat Balleh! An I liike to weesh u all a happy thankschrastmas. Eef u wonerin whay im in such a good mooood, its cause i just gaht a hahliday bonus check from tha boss, Meester Yashido. Whay you ask?"
*He takes a break from talking and finishes off the turkey legs after dipping them both in mashed potatoes and then gravy. He cleans his mouth with his hand, then licks his hand to get the food he wiped from his mouth.*
[Pot Belly:]: "Yashido say I been doing a great jaahb rasslin and he has a big jawb for me next. He tell me to eat extra harty this season cause he givin me a spacial rassler to face in Januberry. So I gets extra moneys to eat extra hardy. And that means...its time for the Fargeson Fahmily goremay spacial."
*Pot Belly rings a dinner bell located at the table and a large blonde-haired woman comes in with a platter of well, some kind of food, presumably. She then drags a trough of gravy in.*
[Pot Belly:]: "Beef Pollonaise. See wha we do here is put sum chicken strips in a blender and mix it with mayo and buttah and gravy. Then we pour it all over sum chicken fry steak sangwich wit potatahs and grits. And heere's the best part, tha dippin sauce!"
*Pot Belly takes this detestable concoction and drags it through the trough of gravy. Then he proceeds to shove the mass into his mouth. He almost chokes but manages to get it down. We hear the camera man retching.*
[Pot Belly:]: "I gonna be eatin this fow weeks so whoever gonna be mah next opponent, I feel fow ya bohy. I feel fow ya sowl."
*Pot Belly puts the rest of the Beef Pollonaise in the trough and eats it while sitting there. Promo ends as you curse me and run to the bathroom to purge this memory*
[Pot Belly:]: "Whaaa hallo ubble. This heeere is tha Paat Balleh! An I liike to weesh u all a happy thankschrastmas. Eef u wonerin whay im in such a good mooood, its cause i just gaht a hahliday bonus check from tha boss, Meester Yashido. Whay you ask?"
*He takes a break from talking and finishes off the turkey legs after dipping them both in mashed potatoes and then gravy. He cleans his mouth with his hand, then licks his hand to get the food he wiped from his mouth.*
[Pot Belly:]: "Yashido say I been doing a great jaahb rasslin and he has a big jawb for me next. He tell me to eat extra harty this season cause he givin me a spacial rassler to face in Januberry. So I gets extra moneys to eat extra hardy. And that means...its time for the Fargeson Fahmily goremay spacial."
*Pot Belly rings a dinner bell located at the table and a large blonde-haired woman comes in with a platter of well, some kind of food, presumably. She then drags a trough of gravy in.*
[Pot Belly:]: "Beef Pollonaise. See wha we do here is put sum chicken strips in a blender and mix it with mayo and buttah and gravy. Then we pour it all over sum chicken fry steak sangwich wit potatahs and grits. And heere's the best part, tha dippin sauce!"
*Pot Belly takes this detestable concoction and drags it through the trough of gravy. Then he proceeds to shove the mass into his mouth. He almost chokes but manages to get it down. We hear the camera man retching.*
[Pot Belly:]: "I gonna be eatin this fow weeks so whoever gonna be mah next opponent, I feel fow ya bohy. I feel fow ya sowl."
*Pot Belly puts the rest of the Beef Pollonaise in the trough and eats it while sitting there. Promo ends as you curse me and run to the bathroom to purge this memory*