Freshly Baked
Jun 14, 2013 23:01:00 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Jun 14, 2013 23:01:00 GMT -5
*John Randolph enters the main office of Wingate Hall on Friday morning. He notices Drake Yoshida and walks up to him.*
[John:] "Good morning Sarge."
[Drake:] "Hello John. I trust you have the information."
[John:] "I have something. Like I said, Tenshi and La Barba aren't easy men to find."
[Drake:] "I know that but I would like to hear their reactions to winning their match against Mills Incorporated and going onto face the Golden Pair to compete for a Battalion Tag Title shot. This is the biggest opportunity "We have Beards" have gotten in the UBL and it is time that they address the people to build more connection and fan support."
[John:] "All of that is certainly true and would call for an interesting response from them."
[Drake:] "And..."
[John:] "You're about to get an interesting response from them."
*John reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bag with a small styrofoam box.*
[Drake:] "I hope that is at least breakfast for me since it does not appear to be an interview with Tenshi and La Barba."
*John shakes his head and laughs, then opens the box and hands Drake...a pretzel.*
*Drake is momentarily silent.*
[John:] "Apparently Tenshi baked the designs into the pretzel itself."
[Drake:] "...I don't know what to do with this."
[John:] "Is Ferguson still around? That's the easy answer."
[Drake:] "I sent him back home or ...just away from here."
[John:] "Well, then I guess you should film the pretzel in the interview room."
*Drake sighs.*
[Drake:] "It wouldn't be more confusing then some we have seen."
[John:] "Can...can I try it?"
[Drake:] "You really think that's wise?"
[John:] "I sat next to Ward for 3 months of commentary, I can taste a pretzel."
*John tears off part of the pretzel near the La Barba section and puts it in his mouth.*
[John:] "Uh...this tastes kind of funky."
*John continues chewing and smiles, looking around dazed.*
[Drake:] "Let's not request any more reactions from Tenshi or mention any of this to Arthur."
*The scene fades with Drake face-palming and examining the pretzel.*
[John:] "Good morning Sarge."
[Drake:] "Hello John. I trust you have the information."
[John:] "I have something. Like I said, Tenshi and La Barba aren't easy men to find."
[Drake:] "I know that but I would like to hear their reactions to winning their match against Mills Incorporated and going onto face the Golden Pair to compete for a Battalion Tag Title shot. This is the biggest opportunity "We have Beards" have gotten in the UBL and it is time that they address the people to build more connection and fan support."
[John:] "All of that is certainly true and would call for an interesting response from them."
[Drake:] "And..."
[John:] "You're about to get an interesting response from them."
*John reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bag with a small styrofoam box.*
[Drake:] "I hope that is at least breakfast for me since it does not appear to be an interview with Tenshi and La Barba."
*John shakes his head and laughs, then opens the box and hands Drake...a pretzel.*
*Drake is momentarily silent.*
[John:] "Apparently Tenshi baked the designs into the pretzel itself."
[Drake:] "...I don't know what to do with this."
[John:] "Is Ferguson still around? That's the easy answer."
[Drake:] "I sent him back home or ...just away from here."
[John:] "Well, then I guess you should film the pretzel in the interview room."
*Drake sighs.*
[Drake:] "It wouldn't be more confusing then some we have seen."
[John:] "Can...can I try it?"
[Drake:] "You really think that's wise?"
[John:] "I sat next to Ward for 3 months of commentary, I can taste a pretzel."
*John tears off part of the pretzel near the La Barba section and puts it in his mouth.*
[John:] "Uh...this tastes kind of funky."
*John continues chewing and smiles, looking around dazed.*
[Drake:] "Let's not request any more reactions from Tenshi or mention any of this to Arthur."
*The scene fades with Drake face-palming and examining the pretzel.*