9/23/07

[OrochiGeese]

Universal Champion show - September 23rd, 2007.

Tonight's Matches:

1 - *Marauder vs. Flip Staley
2 - Centurion vs. Naja Mask
3 - *Thunder Strike vs. Nightmare
4 - *Nick Strife vs. Bak Fu
5- Jason Hyde vs. Jack Dod
6 - Twinky McLanahan vs. OrochiGeese

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(I know, it's a month late. These things happen, I apologize )

The ninth show of the singles league is upon us and we only have TWO shows left after this! As the league approaches its swan song, we know we'll always have the fun times with "Mean" Jean Carter to remember.

[MJC:] "What a nice thing to say-"

And by that I mean she puts out.

[MJC:] "Well forget this, now I'm not going about my shpiel for tonight! And it was such a good one too, I was gonna talk all about this epic main event of Twinky McLanahan vs. Orochi Geese! Not to mention the huge co-main events of Bak Fu vs. Nick Strife and Jason Hyde vs. Jack Dod! But now...nothing, you won't hear a PEEP out of me! That's it, no more Ms. Nice Carter. If you want me to talk again you'll have-"

*As MJC struggles to continue to draw attention to her plight, we see two OTHERS in the ring who look less then pleased. And so our in-ring show officially begins with "Snake Mountain" members Marauder and Naja Mask in the ring. Naja has a microphone, this should be ssssassy!*

[Naja:] "I will never forgive Nick Ssssstrife for what he did to me: using my own technique (the Anaconda Vice), to knock me out and injure my neck. *rubs his collar bone in pain* But what happened after was a travessssssty! When Marauder tried to help me, Nightmare took advantage of the ssssssituation and sssstole the match! But he and Sssssttrife will pay for what they did. Marauder will sssshow every-

*Marauder grabs the mic from Naja's hands*

[Marauder:] "I can talk for myself. Now listen, tonight I'm gonna show why I'm winnin this 'ere league! So lets start this match already, I'm tired a'talken!"

Marauder throws the mic down as Naja gives an encouraging nod and walks backstage. Flip comes out shortly after with a calm smirk on his face, he clearly is going to try to use his poise to get the edge in this match in the face of Marauder's uncommon heightened emotional state. But the question is whether Marauder's anger is focused or unfocused, and given his comments about winning the league in comparison to Naja's about revenge, Marauder's mind may be in the right place to compete after all. But will his body be after the hurting that Nightmare put it through last show? Let's find out right now!


Match #1 - Flip Staley vs. Marauder [GOOGLE]




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And what a heartbreaking loss for Flip Staley! He was clearly dominating the early going of the match until Marauder scored with a HUGE head butt that cut Flip badly, causing his to bleed all over the place! (despite the fact the head butt hit nowhere near his face...) This was one of the turning points of the match and got Marauder back into things. But this wouldn't be the end of the night for Flip as he again built some momentum and even hit his "Gaia's Repast" Brainbuster finisher...but it tragically (for Flip at least) sent Marauder outside the ring and away from a possible pinfall! After some major abuse by both men outside the ring, it was Marauder to strike first once they got back inside, hitting his "Centrifugal Silencer" (Haiti Edge) for the win! Still, Flip deserves a lot of credit for being the first one in this league to take Marauder out of the match for as long as he did, but eventually the power and onslaught of Marauder was too much.

Marauder (O) ["Centrifugal Silencer" - 14:09] (X) Flip Staley


As Marauder leaves the ring, Centurion comes out to the ramp from behind the curtain to walk to the ring for his next match. Centurion steers clear of Marauder, remembering a few weeks back to their match where Marauder SPLIT open his armor. No doubt that left physical and mental scars and Centurion wants no part of a still-angry Marauder. In his haste to avoid him, he steps aside. However, Centurion was distracted and didn't see who was standing near the floor area right behind him. It's Naja Mask, who hadn't left the stage area after his earlier promo with Marauder and no doubt sought to ambush Centurion upon his entrance. Naja pushed Centurion's legs from behind, causing him to trip and fall into Marauder. This is NOT good news for Centurion as Marauder assumes he is being attacked, catches Centurion, lets out a mighty yell, and DRIVES Centurion into the stage with the "Centrifugal Silencer". Marauder isn't one to treat suspected attackers with mercy, and then spits on Centurion on the way out. This leaves a very woozy and pained Centurion to attempt to get up...and is then 'helped' to his feet by a most willing Naja Mask. Naja takes control of Centurion's head and walks him to the ring, where he then deposits him inside. And apparently that's good enough for Coach McGuirk to get this match started! Here we go!


Match #2 - Centurion vs. Naja Mask

Yeah, here's a surprise, Centurion's in trouble before the match begins! But unlike last show where the issue was simply being outmatched by Twinky McLanahan, this time he was tricked and set up to be destroyed by Marauder before the bell even rung! Naja Mask continues the assault with punishing chops to the face, a strategy he likely adopted after seeing its usefulness proven by Twinky last show. But when it comes time to finish Centurion, Naja faces some difficulty. He can't physically lift the hulking, armor-laden Centurion into a "Fang Cutter" (Osaka Street Cutter) and he isn't strong enough that his neck submissions penetrate Centurion's armor. Centurion seems to realize that Naja is in trouble here and begins actually rallying a bit with his own chops, sending Naja into the corner. But Naja's position seems to spark his mind as his sense of purpose comes back in the form of an eye rake, followed by a "Venom Spew" (Poison Mist). He then props himself up to the second rope, grabs Centurion's head and uses Centurion's own height as leverage to hit the "Flying Fang" (Shiranui). Naja covers and gets the easy three count!


Naja Mask (O) ["Flying Fang" - 4:13] (X) Centurion

Naja Mask did it, he finally won a match in this league! What's that, you say? It was either him or Centurion, so its not that big a surprise! A pox on you for not getting into the spirit of noble Naja's celebration! Maybe it's you, the viewer, who is REALLY the venom spewer, the venom of CYNICISM. No wait, it's Naja. Never mind! In any case, Naja picked a good week to have his plan work. As after being knocked out at the hands of Nick Strife last show, even Centurion would have been too much for Naja to face without manipulating Marauder to soften up Centurion. A plan well hatched by Naja for sure, though he doesn't win himself any new fans for doing it as the vehement booing by the crowd demonstrates.

That is proven all the more true as Naja leaves the ring and passes by Thunder Strike who has come out for his own match. Naja hisses at Thunder Strike, who simply sneers at Naja and shakes his head disappointed at his tactics. He even mutters: "THIS is what you're reduced to, tricking Centurion to eek out a win?" Naja attempts to attack in retaliation for that biting verbal barb (which IS pretty harsh, and just as true), but Jang Bae comes out from the back to accompany his ally Thunder Strike, Naja doesn't dare attack with these odds and slithers to the back as Jang smirks. Thunder and Jang go to the ring where Jang begins looking under the ring. The crowd looks confused but, sure enough, Jang ACTUALLY PULLS SOMEONE OUT FROM UNDER THERE! It's Nightmare, Thunder Strike's opponent! Apparently the opportunistic Nightmare tried to get a jump on Thunder, but him and Jang were a step ahead of him! Jang waves his finger disapprovingly and throws Nightmare into the ring towards Thunder Strike. And it looks like the match is about to begin when...NO! UBL Sergeant Drake Yoshida comes out with a microphone! He shakes his head at Thunder Strike and then waves his finger at Jang as they had both recently done to others.

[Drake:] "Now now Thunder Strike, did you REALLY think Geese was going to allow your little strategy? Your 'back-up' plan, as one might say? You seriously expected to have your friend Mr. Bae back you up for every remaining league match by coming out with you to ringside? How is THAT going to discourage, as you say, "shenanigans" in the UBL. All it will do is create an unfair advantage towards you, as we just saw against Nightmare. Nightmare was obviously just preparing for his match in his own special way. He wasn't bothering anyone and yet your flunky had to drag him out, rough him up, and give you the advantage. No, I don't think I will be allowing that again. Mr. Bae, you will come backstage. If a need for you arises-"

*Thunder Strike has already taken a microphone*

[TS:] "If a need for him arises, it will likely already be too late!! If Geese jumps me, we all know he's gonna try to end my career. The whole point of having Jang here-"

[Drake:] "Is to end Mr. Geese's career first? Ahh yes, your plans are well documented as you've been foolishly shouting them from the rooftop all year. But they won't be allowed under my regime."

[TS:] "You mean Geese's regime. I think you're the real flunky, after all."

[Drake:] "Ahh, still think I'm biased, after all these weeks of me calling every match down the middle? Perhaps I should prove to you that I am running UBL as fairly as I used to. And that's why I can't have anyone outside the ring intimidating your, or anyone else's, opponents. You don't see Geese come to the ring with Figaro and Clyde, do you? There, exactly. So Mr. Bae, go backstage right now or face the penalty of being removed from the Reserve Roster. And Thunder Strike, watch how, as your new referee for this match, that I am completely non-biased and look out for everyone's best interes-"

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[Drake:] "A pity I can't disqualify him...the bell didn't ring yet, after all-"

*But one good surprise kick deserves another, as Nightmare just unfortunately found out. He didn't see Jang Bae get in the ring behind him and retaliate with an crescent roundhouse kick to the back of HIS head. Jang grins at Drake Yoshida, exits the ring and heads towards the ring bell. He then tells the timekeeper to ring the bell, which he does, much to Drake's chagrin. Drake then rushes down to the ring to honor his referee duties as Jang passes him with a smile on his face. Let's get to the match!*


Match #3 - Thunder Strike vs. Nightmare [GOOGLE]




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Nightmare put up quite a fight, almost getting a victory with a shocking flying frankensteiner that spanned half the ring! He came close to making Thunder Strike tap out as well and also hit some devastating striking combinations, including a poison mist followed by his trademark Busaiku Knee. But Nightmare was not the only one wielding a deadly knee tonight, as it was Thunder Strike's [Cacopho-knee that brought Nightmare down after a fierce assault including his own strike combinations and painful stomach crushing drops. Thunder Strike fought off Nightmare's aggressive assault and earned yet another victory in this league, putting him close to being in the lead if his other top rivals tonight do not come through in their matches.

Thunder Strike (O) [Cacopho-knee - 15:47] (X) Nightmare


Next up we have a huge match as the heroic and accomplished Nick Strife faces, arguably, the most dangerous man in this league (and WORLD!? ), Bak Fu. (Norris, Bauer, and Diesel ain't got NOTHING on Bak!). But Nick isn't a pushover, having beaten the likes of OrochiGeese and Marauder in this league and looks to step into the ring and claim victory over a man with no remorse and no limits on the physical pain he can bring or withstand. A man who tested Nick's own mentor, Twinky McLanahan, countless times before. Both men here are still in the running to win or at least tie for the lead in this league so, given the fact there are only two shows left after this, both men have to step up here in a BIG way. Determination, skill, and a gameplan are all key factors here for victory, but so is the ability NOT to get knocked out by landing forcefully on one's own head. And now we go to the ring where both men are staring at each other stoically. They touch gloves out of respect for competition and this match begins!


Match #4 - Nick Strife vs. Bak Fu [GOOGLE]




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And both men fought tooth and nail for this victory, with Nick Strife throwing practically all he had at Bak but just couldn't get the job done against the man who Nick's own mentor has always struggled with. Bak Fu, after taking so much abuse in the form of Anaconda Vices and Tiger Suplexes, gave himself some breathing room and got some end match momentum going with a huge diving kneedrop. Shortly after, he caught Nick Strife with his "Last Breath" (Buffalo Sleeper) and Nick was just too exhausted to fight out of it. It is quite possible that this was Bak's strategy all along, see how much the upstart Strife could throw at him while watching him fatigue himself. Bak may have relied on his own endurance and inhuman threshold for pain, and struck just when Nick showed major signs of fatigue. Or hey, make up your own interpretation!

Bak Fu (O) ["Last Breath" - 19:19] (X) Nick Strife


And the match is over but the action is not. While Bak Fu leaves the ring, he doesn't see Jack Dod crawling into the ring from the opposite side and getting in back of a still-recovering Nick Strife! He immediately clips Nick's leg, causing him to fall down in pain. Jack reaches into his tights and pulls out what looks to be BRASS KNUCKLES. He proceeds to punches Nick HARD in each kneecap and the sickening sound of brass on bone resonates through the arena, not to mention finally alerts Bak as to what is going on. Bak gets back into the ring and chases Jack away but its clear that the damage is done. And Jack's planned attack to weaken Nick before their encounter for next show has been viciously accomplished. Bak begins chasing Jack around but we then see Caleb Dod sitting in the front row who stands up. Jack hops the rail and stands behind Caleb who is now engaging an angry (but tired) Bak in a staredown. The crowd practically shits themselves in fear here but luckily a large group of UBL security comes to calm the situation before anything particularly nasty goes down. Meanwhile the UBL medical team comes down and slowly puts Nick onto a stretcher, both his knees may be broken here and its unsure if he'll be able to even make it to the next show.

Jason Hyde now makes his entrance (as his match is next) and passes by Nick who is being carried out. Jason takes a look at his condition and gets a look of rage on his face directed at Jack who is still standing with Caleb, congratulating each other. Jason immediately grabs a microphone and looks to Jack:

[Jason:] "Hey Jack! This is pretty damn low even for you, hurting Nick so he won't get a fair shot at you next match. Geese tried that on me, and it didn't stop me beating him last show. So I guess it's up to me to even the odds for Nick by taking you out right NOW!"


Strong words from Jason Hyde! And Jack isn't too fond of being called out like that, despite not looking too concerned with Jason's actual threats. Jason throws down the mic and sprints towards Jack, changing direction slightly as he slides into the ring to dodge Jack's attack and rolling to his feet in a single motion.

[OrochiGeese]

Match #5 - Jason Hyde vs. Jack Dod

Jason goes immediately on the attack, hurtling forward with a mighty yell and launching elbows at a bemused but quickly backtracking Jack Dod. Jack ducks his head under the ropes which causes the ref to go in between him and Jason. Jack goes for a quick rake of the eyes but Jason grabs his hand and arm drags him OVER the ref's back! Jack looks absolutely shocked at this tactic, and seems to make a mental note of remembering it, but he's quickly forced to attend to the here and now and grabs Jason's leg, tripping him. Jack smiles, believing he has finally gained control, but Jason fights out of it, kicking Jack square in the chin! Jason goes back on the attack and hits a succession of clotheslines, the final one sending Jack over the top rope, resulting in a big ovation from the crowd! ack begins to take a breather but Jason gets setup for a plancha...no, a fake! He must have thought back to what happened in his match against Geese at the previous show and wanted to be a bit more careful. Instead of going over the ropes, he slides under the rope with a dropkick. Jack flails backwards and seems completely aghast at the fight Jason Hyde is bringing him! However, as Jason goes for a rolling solebutt on the seemingly stunned King of the Dods, Jack dodges to the side and clips his leg. Jack then punctuates this attack with numerous stomps to Jason's knee and even hangs Jason upside down on the crowd barrier by that now injured knee. Jack smiles, points to his head, and hits a NASTY dropkick on Jason's knee, sending him hurtling back to the ground on his face. And it looks like Jack Dod has taken control in a forceful and brutal manner.

Jack rolls Jason back into the ring and begins going to town on the downed Hyde, splitting focus between his knee and his face, now hurt from the post-dropkick collision on the outside. Jack is really showing his ugly side here, or at least as it relates to non-brass knuckle offence. As it seems that Nick Strife can attest to Jack's ugly side more then anyone else tonight...as of yet, at least. But the night is still young and Jack is making it clear that he is none too happy about Jason's early match rally, as the audible stomps on Jason's downed body can prove. Jack irish whips Jason into the corner and then goes to work on him there with punches before raking his eyes across the top rope, laughing maniacally all along. Jack pulls Jason up and connects with a high vertical suplex, then a high angle backdrop. He covers but only gets a two count. He then does makes a throat cutting gesture, props Jason up and BAM, DODSMACK! But the force of it sent Jason closer to the ropes then Jack intended. In the time it took Jack to drag him back into the center of the ring to avoid a rope break and and cover him, Jason was able to get his muster his energy to throw his shoulder up at 2.9. Jack looks on indignantly but takes his frustration out in the form of more stomps.

He then drops an elbow and then signals up to the top turnbuckle. But as he goes to the top, his arrogance gets the best of him and he postures once more to the crowd, not realizing that Jason has gotten himself into a unique position: one of a kip-up (or is that nip-up?). Jason springs to his feet and Jack's face tells a very different tale then the one it told just a few seconds prior. Jack waves Jason off but its too late, as Jason has started punching Jack in the leg, with such force that Jack's knee gets tied up in the middle rope. Jason then walks back a few steps, then runs forward, jumps off the middle rope (slightly to the side of Jack) and connects with a huge dropkick to the side of Jack's head. Jack's face turns blank as if there are birds flying above his head, and he falls forward...oooh, but his leg is still caught in that turnbuckle! OUCH! The crowd winces ar the horrific sight of Jack's twisted body dangling off the turnbuckle. Furthermore, his tied up leg stopped him from completely falling face-first, but instead led to him landing right on his head! Jason takes the opportunity here, running against the opposite ropes and then comes charging with a sliding dropkick! The fans are taken aback at Jason's new found aggressiveness but seem to be getting into it, watching as he gets a measure of revenge against the second man in this league who has pulled so many shenanigans, after dispatching with the first one last show!

Jason begins to rally and focuses on Jack's newly injured leg, applying multiple spinning leg locks, and kneebreakers. Jack looks almost pale after the turnbuckle tie-up debacle, and is clawing to get to the ropes to get him a brief respite from the onslaught. Jason picks him up from behind and goes into a rear waistlock. He may be setting Jack up for that elevated german suplex and WHAM, he hits it! But Jack gets his shoulders up at 2.9, letting the air out of the crowd. Jason, sensing how close he is getting, goes for another one, but Jack can't even support his own weight, and falls to his knees. Jason picks him up again but Jack craftily scores with a low blow! Jason keels over and Jack has a few seconds to rest, but chooses instead to press the advantage. He grabs Jason's legs and stomps on his thighs to take advantage of the damage done earlier. Jack immediately transitions into the "Four Figure" leglock. Jason's face contorts in pain as his wounded leg is having trouble holding up, but his will is not breaking! Jack sits up and begins slapping Jason while in the hold, barking insults at him in the meantime! But that seems to only strengthen Jason's resolve! Jason catches Jack's third slap and uses the momentum to turn them both over on their stomachs, reversing the hold! Before too much damage is done to Jack, however, he grabs the ropes.

Both men are down, gasping for air while clutching their own legs in pain. Jason is the first to get up, but does so slowly and very cautiously. He sees Jack ascending to his feet as well, and maneuvers around him, applying yet another rear waistlock! He's going for one more high angle german suplex, and Jack AGAIN tries to counter with a low blow, but Jason anticipated it this time, and catches the leg, transitioning into a knee breaker style atomic drop! But rather then let him fall down, he holds him and attempts to chain into a german suplex. However, Jack lunges forward to grab the ropes! Jason is struggling with Jack whose hands are clenched tightly on the ropes! He's trying to break Jack's hold but is having a difficult time due to Jack's superior strength. Finally, Jason decides to use his speed and immediately hits a rebound dropkick on Jack, knocking him down to his knees, but still feebly grasping the ropes.

The ref has come by to count to five to make Jason let up (since Jack has got the ropes) but Jason then hoists Jack up for the "Quicksilver Cascade" and the ref stops the count. However, right at the point where Jack's stomach is resting on his Jason's shoulders, Jack grabs the ropes again and starts kicking to free himself! Whether he planned to or not, Jack kicked the ref right in the head as Jason tumbled down from Jack's kicking and flailing actions taking him off balance. All three men are down, including the ref and Jason gets up first! He crawls over to the downed Dod and begins to apply the "Nowhere to Hyde". It's cinched on: The very same move that Jason defeated Orochi Geese with just two weeks earlier! But even in the midst of every painful CRANK of that submission on Jack's already hurt leg, he takes solace in knowing he has some time to think because the referee is still knocked out!! He tries to fight out but Jason has a firm hold of him and it may just be a matter of time before the ref gets up and Jack can no longer fight the pai-

NO!! The hold has been broken, but not by Jack Dod, the ref, or Jason Hyde!! The booing of the crowd alerted Jason that something had gone awry but until he felt it, he didn't realize what the danger was! The same danger that has made this league into his own personal den of chaos: OrochiGeese!! And he breaks the "Nowhere to Hyde" with a fierce uraken, knocking Jason off of Jack and onto the floor face down. Jack looks on in partial confusion as Geese begins stomping the hell out of Jason's head. Kenshin begins to get up but Jack hits him from behind, sending him down once again to buy Geese more time to knock out Jason. Jack just cocks his head back and laughs while giving the thumbs up to Geese who smirks back in approval while continuing to put the boots to Jason. Geese then places him in the "Chaos Mutilation" hold as Jason's face contorts in pain. The crowd is roaring in disapproval and anger that these two men who hate each other have banded together to beat up Jason Hyde. Geese then gestures to Jack to help Kenshin up, a demand that Jack complies with. Geese makes for the ropes to leave before the ref sees him. Kenshin finally comes to as Jack is wearing a huge grin and getting ready to walk over to pin Jason. But wait! OrochiGeese doesn't continue his 'escape' through the ropes! Rather, he steps back into the ring to Jack's dismay. Geese then flashes Jack the same grin he gave him before and SMASHES Jason with another uraken right in front of the ref!! Kenshin immediately runs to the timekeeper and signals for the bell. Jack Dod has been disqualified!! More accurately, OrochiGeese has gotten Jack disqualified! Jason Hyde wins!!


Jason Hyde (O) [Disqualification - 16:04] (X) Jack Dod

OrochiGeese rolls to the outside and laughs at both men. He grabs a microphone as both Jason and Jack, on opposite sides of the ring, launch threatening gestures at him!

[OG:] "Oh, was that ever SPECTACULAR! *He looks around, closes his eyes and soakss in the jeering of the fans* What is that charming phrase that all you *points to the fans again* boondogglers like to parrot? "Killing two birds with one stone?" I believe that is exactly what I accomplished right here."

*OG puts his hand out to Jack in an faux-apologetic manner*

[OG:] "Sorry for pulling out early from our improvised plan, Jack, but I really didn't think you deserved another victory...especially after all your *laughs* misbehavior in this league. As for you Hyde, just consider that PART of your receipt for the previous show. But contrary to the sense of finality that my earlier cliche alluded to, I will not stop until your career is INDEED dead. Tonight was NOT enough-"

*Jason and Jack both begin advancing on Geese, but also are wary of getting too close to each other due to the intensity of their previous match and their mutual hatred for each other. Orochi Geese is a few steps ahead of them both and has already sicked security on them. But the small cadre of untrained security is not enough to stop them, especially since Caleb Dod has now stormed the ring, helping Jack throw security out of the way. Geese takes the opportunity to run to the back but not before surveying the trouble security is facing. Geese has a look of displeasure but which is soon replaced with a thoughtful nod. He's about to turn around to go backstage when he's face to face with his opponent for the next match: Twinky McLanahan!! Geese immediately backpedals and starts running in the direction of the ring again as Twinky advances with an angry look on his face. Geese gets back into the ring and manages to lure Twinky in the direction of Jack Dod...hoping that Twinky may get distracted...and the plan pays off as the two still have unfinished business due to Jack's vicious attack on Twinky's student Nick, earlier tonight. Jack and Twinky begin brawling and Geese retreats to the outside, grabs a chair, then comes back in and nails Twinky on the head!! The brawl continues as Geese finally is able to escape backstage without any injury. We go to commercials and HOPE this mess will be sorted out by the time we get back for the main event!*


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*We get back to the show but the ring is not in view. Rather, we are in a dingy back hallway and hear a few voices. One voice sounds somewhat like OrochiGeese.*

[OG:] "So do we have a deal? I WILL make it worth your while, as I have in the past."

*A grumbling voice is heard murmuring in response*

[OG:] "Yes, yes, it will be a temporary arrangement, Of course, if you would like to extend it-"

*The same grumbling voice makes a grunt of the negative variety*

[OG:] "Ok, ok, just temporary. So..do we have a deal?"

*Grunting along the lines of: "what about your boys?" is heard*

[OG:] "They are not cut out for this sort of job. Their minds have been elsewhere recently and I do not believe they are capable of what I am asking of you all. So, do we have a deal?"

*An affirmative grunt is sound, followed by two other grunts of slightly different pitch, but also in agreement*

[OG:] "Then you know what to do....and WHEN to do it."

*Footsteps are heard and we then go back to the ring where things have FINALLY been cleared out. The crowd begins chanting for Twinky who is trying to recover from the earlier chairshot but looks more angry then hurt. Finally, Geese comes back out again and the fans are really letting hammering him with boos here, more so tonight then perhaps any night of this league. They are even throwing their beverages and wow, was that a burger that just nicked Geese on the chin!? Yes it was and the ketchup that has splashed across his face may be a preview of what Twinky is going to do to him by the time this match is over!! (and by that I don't mean win a ketchup/mustard squeeze bottle cafeteria fight.) But Geese approaches the ring with more determination then we've seen from him in a while: A look matched only by Twinky's desire for JUSTICE that he's been fighting for this whole league. And ironically, he is now fighting for the same values that echew set-ups and brutal chair attacks like the one he suffered just minutes ago! Will that injury have an adverse affect on him or further spur to his desire for victory!? Let's find out as Twinky McLanahan and OrochiGeese meet in the ring once more to do battle with fate itself!!.*

Match #6 - Twinky McLanahan vs. Orochi Geese [GOOGLE]




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What a match between these two long time enemies! And while there is no doubt that the earlier chair shot weakened Twinky, we are left to wonder the TRUE reason behind it! Was it rage or desperation? Was the chair shot simply meant to punish Twinky and put him at a disadvantage for this match, or was it meant to even the playing field given Geese's painful loss to Jason at the previous show compared to Twinky's "day at the beach" win over Centurion? Because even after that chairshot, Twinky still managed to mount a large offensive and came so close to victory on many occasions that he and the crowd could taste it. Unfortunately, Orochi-O's tastes like ass (there, I said it!) and that is exactly how "coming CLOSE to victory" tastes against Geese. Anything short of it, and he'll rally back. That is exactly what he did here, barely surviving Twinky's "Empryean Halo" lariat, jujigatames, german suplexes, (including a particularly nasty one after a "Truck Driver Driver") and a Volcanic Eruption! Twinky, to his great credit, survived the "Raging Bolt" and at least two "Chaos Mutilations" before finally succumbing to the final one.

OrochiGeese (O) ["Chaos Mutilation"- 23:28] (X) Twinky McLanahan

OrochiGeese now has another great opportunity in front of him and he'll be damned if he doesn't pursue it to its fullest potential (well he probably is damned ANYWAY but you know what I'm sayin!) With Twinky still down, OrochiGeese begins stomping on his neck. But before he can even THINK to set up for anything ultra violent, Thunder Strike and Jang Bae run to the ring to clear Geese out of it and attend to the downed Twinky. Jang grabs a microphone on Thunder's request and hands it to him.

[TS:] "I'm done playing, Geese. You cheated two wrestlers out of a match, tonight. You WILL pay for this."

Thunder Strike makes sure that Jang is watching out for Twinky, and then jumps over the ropes to chase Geese. OG has a maniacal look on his face as Thunder Strike begins to approach. He turns around and calls for Clyde and Figaro to back him up. Then he mockingly beckons Thunder Strike to attempt to finish his assault as the three Orochi Army members begin to advance on him. But that is stopped when Jang Bae and a quickly recovering (and angry!) Twinky join Thunder Strike. We have two sets of trios staring at each other, and each side looks ready for action. Thunder Strike, Jang and Twinky start to advance further when, wait! Geese has just snapped his fingers...who the hell? What are THEY doing here? Three of the Brickton Curs of the VWA have just come out from behind the curtain! Knuckles Mogrelli, Chub Stoff, and Sam the Tool have come out and are now getting in front of Orochi Army to ward off any attackers. Twinky stays in place and actually holds back Thunder Strike, yelling that now isn't the right time. Thunder finally relents, realizing the odds are too much against them to achieve his mission. One of the security guards happen to pass and Knuckles Mogrelli punches him in the stomach and steals his shirt! He's putting it on!

[OG:] "Let me introduce you all to the new central force of the UBL security team, the Brickton Curs!"

*The show ends with OrochiGeese smirking in the midst of all his security...while being sure to hand an impatient looking Knuckles a big money bag with a dollar sign on it.*

With only two weeks left of this league will the chicanery of Geese tonight be the turning point for his quest to win it all? Or does Thunder Strike still have something up his sleeve? What of Jason's Hyde amazing surge? And the injuries of Nick and Jack Dod. Finally, can Twinky keep his place at top or will Centu- uh, no Centurion won't be doing much of anything. We'll find out more in two weeks!