10/7/07

[OrochiGeese]

Universal Champion show - October 7th, 2007.

Tonight's Matches:

1 - *Jason Hyde vs. Naja Mask
2 - Nick Strife vs. Jack Dod
3 - *Flip Staley vs. Nightmare*
4 - *Thunder Strike vs. Bak Fu
5 - Centurion vs. OrochiGeese
6 - *Twinky McLanahan vs, Marauder*

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The tenth show of the singles league is upon us and we only have ONE show that remains after tonight! What does Mean Jean Carter say to her men with just one night left?

[MJC:] "....."

The quiet type, eh? Lights off too, I'm assuming? Too bad, I heard you were quite the anima-

[MJC:] "Leave me alone!"

Oh come on, just give us a run down of the standings!

[MJC:] "No!"

Then I guess you don't want this nice, shiny payche-"

[MJC:] "And we've got a hot night of action for you, UBL fans! With just one show left after tonight, the implications of tonight's standings will be of particular significance. Many already know that their quest for the Universal Champion 2007 Title has been declared as, the dreaded, "statistically impossible." But there are actually seven wrestlers left who still have a potential shot at either outright winning the league or being part of a tiebreaker Championship match to be held at the 12/13 show. Twinky McLanahan, as he has done in previous weeks, is currently leading the league with an unmatched seven wins. Meanwhile OrochiGeese, Thunder Strike, Jack Dod, Jason Hyde, and Bak Fu currently have six wins. Marauder has five and is not totally out of the running yet, but he has to win both of his matches in the next few weeks while other leaders have to lose. So he is gonna need a lot of luck, especially considering that his opponent tonight is Twinky McLanahan! As for the rest of our leaders, they will have some key matches in the next two shows, especially Thunder Strike who faces Bak Fu tonight and OrochiGeese next show."

Wow, thanks Miss Carter! I haven't seen her mouth open for that long ever since...

[MJC:] "Ahhh!! Get away from me!"

Geez, what (or who) got into her? Anyway, we start tonight with the HERO of the previous two shows, Jason Hyde, kicking the action off. Whether Drake Yoshida wanted to open the show with a crowd favorite, or OrochiGeese wanted to keep Jason away from the main event where he's done his best work, it is clear that the fans are happy to see Jason at any time now after his two epic, career-making performances over the last month. A large portion of the audience is wearing: "Nowhere to Hyde from Justice" shirts and Jason is somewhat overcome by the huge ovation he is getting as makes his way through the arena curtains. (along with the large portion of female fans offering him entry into THEIR curtains). Jason now holds victories over OrochiGeese and Jack Dod, albeit the latter one being by DQ, and is being received as a genuine top star by these fans. Meanwhile, Naja Mask comes to the arena, hissing at Jason and insinuating that Jason got lucky. Jason just rolls his eyes as it is hard to take criticisms seriously from someone who only won ONE match (against Centurion no less) this league considering the top performance that Jason has put on. Nevertheless, while Jason may be ignoring Naja's remarks, he does appear fully ready for the match. That is because Naja has shown signs of being extremely dangerous when he is focused, and even holds an impressive tag team victory over Jason in the first UBL Open show in July. Jason would love to avenge that loss and further his league record, and now is the opportunity to do it!


Match #1 - Jason Hyde vs. Naja Mask [GOOGLE]




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And Jason Hyde continues his amazing streak of victories here in UBL! He finished a scrappy Naja Mask off by hitting his Shooting Star Press, that he calls Soar, after a close match. While it's clear that Jason's previous two matches have definitely taken their toll on his overall energy level, we can not sell Naja's efforts short. He put up quite a fight and almost took the match with his Fang Cutter late in the match, only to be shocked when Jason kicked out. From then on, it was all Jason who was able to muster up a last ditch effort to put away this snake among men!

Jason Hyde (O) ["Soar" - 14:26] (X) Naja Mask


What this victory means is that Jason Hyde is now tied with Twinky McLanahan as the man with the most wins in the league! However, since this show is just getting started and there are plenty of other top contenders with matches to be had, it is unclear as to how the night will end, rankings wise. But Jason Hyde has got to be proud of his efforts, especially in the last month. Jason, a man whom OrochiGeese only allowed into the UBL for the express purpose of ending his career, is now a top candidate for winning this very league!

But as inspiring as Jason's story is, as was shown through our previous match, our next match illustrates a heartbreaking one. The OrochiTron quickly plays a video of the previous show where Jack Dod, in the alllltimate act of heinosity, used brass knuckles to fracture the kneecaps of Nick Strife, his scheduled opponent for tonight. Nick has been medically cleared for this match, solely out of threats of violence to his doctor if he wasn't allowed to even ATTEMPT to get ready for tonight. UBL Sergeant Drake Yoshidasaid it was up to Nick if he wants to try to wrestle. And Nick's mentor, Twinky McLanahan, has been in the lockerroom with him all night discussing matters: noting that as bad an injury as Nick already has, it could turn into a career ending one if he's not careful tonight. As much as Nick wants to get out there and get revenge on Jack, Twinky's role as a mentor here is quite clear and his advice should probably be heeded. But if Nick follows that course of action, then Jack walks away with an easy victory and no punishment for his crimes against Nick and the very spirit of competition! Can he really escape this situation so easily!?

Jack Dod expects to do exactly that, as the smirk on his face indicates while he stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for an opponent that can't walk. It was clear from Jack's relaxed, almost airy nature, as he strolled down to the ring that he was not anticipating this charade taking very long. Drake would just come out and declare him the winner, he thought However, to everyone's surprise, Nick Strife's music plays...but out steps out Twinky McLanahan!! Before he can advance up the ramp to Jack Dod, Drake Yoshida runs out to stop him.

[Drake:] "Wait. I need to know if Mr. Strife can compete tonight?"

*Twinky lowers his head and nods no*

[Drake:] "Then, regrettably, he will have to forfei-"

*Twinky grabs Drake's mic out of his hands and points to Jack Dod

[Twinky:] "You, me. Match. NOW!"

*The crowd erupts in excitement at Twinky's challenge but Drake looks wide-eyed*

[Drake:] "Are you saying, you want to stand-in for Nick Strife?"

*Twinky shakes his head yes.*

[Drake:] "I will be right back, I have to work something out. Do not move from this spot or else the match will not take place."

*Drake leaves for the backstage area as Twinky and Jack have a good three minute staredown where neither of them blink, and the crowd is silently in awe at their intensity and skill in not blinking! Drake comes back, but not before Jack loses his part in the staring contest!*

[Drake:] "Fine. Twinky McLanahan will wrestle in Nick Strife's place. However, it is Nick's record that will be affected. If Twinky wins, Nick receives the victory. You lose, and Nick loses. I should also remind you that- never mind"

Drake cuts himself off as he sees Twinky walking to the ring. Whether he doesn't expect to lose or simply is tired of listening to Drake, it is clear that the most important thing on Twinky's mind now is beating the hell out of Jack Dod. the fans are partying like "Christmas 2" has just been declared...and held today!! And that is because they get a bonus chapter of the epic Twinky McLanahan vs. Jack Dod feud: this match being a direct result of Jack Dod's own nefarious actions! Perhaps Jack Dod finally regrets what he did, as he now has to face his greatest rival and a man who has beaten him on multiple occasions, rather then having to face upstart Nick Strife! Did Jack Dod's plan backfire? Or is Twinky putting too much on his plate? Cause in addition to this match, he still has HIS scheduled match with Marauder later tonight! Has his desire for justice and retribution blinded him to his own best interests? Or can only Twinky f'n McLanahan know what matters to him! Yeah! I'm getting pumped just babbling all about this! And so will you (get pumped, that is, not babble!) when you watch their match!


Match #2 - Nick Strife vs. Jack Dod

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Match #2B - TWINKY MCLANAHAN vs. JACK DOD [GOOGLE]


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That dastardly Jack Dod!! He just cheated two men out of the match at the same time! By getting Twinky disqualified while feigning that Twinky had hit him with a chair, he also handed Nick Strife a loss in the rankings. Although quite obviously, had Twinky not stepped in to this match to begin with, Nick would have lost by forfeit on account of his injury (suffered also by Jack's actions). And having Twinky there to rough up Jack a bit, in retaliation to what Jack did to Nick had to be preferable to forfeit for Nick. Furthermore, Twinky certainly came close in this match to earning a victory for Nick but Jack, sensing that he was facing trouble, resorted to deceit and trickery! Twinky didn't really lose this match, Jack stole it from him, and appeared quite happy in doing so! (stealing is WRONG, kids!) More importantly, Jack added yet another win to his record which puts him temporarily right at the top of the league rankings!

Jack Dod (O) [Chair Illusion- 23:21] (X) Twinky McLanahan


*Jack Dod bails out of the ring and begins gloating but suddenly OrochiGeese comes out to the entrance ramp with a microphone and his own devious smile*

[OG:] "Oh how I love watching two fine men weaken each other when there is really no need for it. Twinky, foolish and gallant as always, stepping in for his fallen friend. And what do you have to show for it? Nick Strife still has a loss but now...NOW, something much MORE serious will result from your silly crusade."

*OG then turns to Jack Dod who has become a bit impatient with OG's already drawn out speech*

[OG:] "Yes, I know, Mr. Dod, you want me to get to the point. But really, I'd like to savor this, and so should you. In fact, it's a shame we agree on so little. Especially because we are, after all, very much alike. We both love chaos, we both seek to win at any cost. So how about, right now, we set aside our differences and enjoy the moment...of Twinky's great defeat. Not just by your hands, but by MINE. And I am not even referring to our match at the previous show when I made him tap out to my "Chaos Mutilation". *Geese grins widely* I am referring to my next announcement."

*OG turns back to Twinky and points to him with a mocking expression*

[OG:] "I would hate for you to show so much enthusiasm in facing someone ELSE's scheduled opponent and not leave any for the man YOU were set to face tonight. That would be quite disrespectful, don't you think? So while you are still passionate and no doubt angry, why don't we change your scheduled match from the main event slot later tonight...to right NOW."

*Jack Dod smiles widely while Twinky looks infuriated*

[OG:] "What? You're not fond of the idea? That is quite too bad, cause I am. You see, I was so greatly anticipating your scheduled match with Marauder, and I don't think I can wait another MINUTE for that after seeing your display just seconds ago. With your current intensity. it should be an epic match! After all, Marauder was last year's Universal Champion and I believe he would have been quite a test for you even if you HADN'T just wrestled a match. But now, oh I know how much you LOVE proving yourself, Twinky! Showing how full of vigor and "fighting spirit" you are! And here's your chance!! After all, you enjoy being a busy man, don't you? What with all your varied hobbies and interests and businesses," eh McLanahan?"

*OG cocks his head back and laughs.*

[OG:] "We'll just see if you can maintain your lead in this league after tonight, after meddling in the affairs of other men.. As for you Jack, it is sadly time for you to leave now. Since you are set to face the Marauder next show, I'd rather you not pick up any trade secrets of his as he beats your rival DECISIVELY in ways you wish you could. But to show my gratitude for your actions in softening Twinky up, I will allow you ten seconds to leave the arena before Brickton SeCURity "escorts" you out in their style of choice. And if you don't leave, then I suggest attempting to put up a fight, cause it would be most amusing to me to see you on the receiving end of the "Smelter."

Geese goes backstage with a vile smirk on his face while Jack is smart enough to leave through the crowd before being outmanned and uh, "smelted" by the Curs. (and you can't just "walk that off!") Twinky is shaking with anger but also appears winded from his recently ended match with Jack Dod. Geese gave him no break in between matches and that can not bode well against the overwhelming force known as the Marauder, a man who holds victories over some of the best in this league even when they were fully rested and prepared for him. A man who NEEDS to achieve victory tonight in order to keep his hopes alive for winning this league and turning his Universal Champion 2006 Title into a two year reign! And now Twinky has to face this very man after wrestling a twenty minute match with his biggest rival, Jack Dod. Can Twinky pull out a miracle win or will Marauder put this one away quickly and painfully? You can never count Twinky McLanahan out, but as far as odds go, these are near insurmountable. Let's see what happens as Twinky faces the Marauder in our main event come early!


Match #3 - Twinky McLanahan vs. Marauder [GOOGLE]



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A great warrior can inspire others with his skills even in a losing effort. Twinky McLanahan did that and more. And by the end of the match, it is likely that Marauder felt he was lied to when hearing about Twinky's weakened state. For a while it was clear that although Twinky's endurance and resilience was down due to his match with Jack, his aggression was higher then we've possibly ever seen it! Twinky, sensing that his tank was running out of energy, engaged Marauder in a striking battle the likes of which we haven't seen from this league. And due to Twinky's superior striking skill and experience, he was able to weaken Marauder and went in for an early kill. But the problem for Twinky was that Marauder met that early attempt at victory with his own, as the two began throwing their strongest moves out at each other. At one point, the toll of Twinky's match with Jack Dod clearly was noticed, as Twinky was too tired to follow up his Empryean Halo finisher with a pinfall: perhaps concerned that if he went down to cover Marauder, he wouldn't have the energy to get back up if Marauder kicked out. Twinky then fought as valiantly as possible, but Marauder's high impact slams took control late in the match. And he was even able to signal victory right before setting up the "Inertian Hammer" (Polish Hammer). Marauder took this win, but not without gaining a newfound respect for Twinky McLanahan, as he looked on in shock throughout the match that Twinky was even still standing. But in the end, Marauder scored a huge victory, one that dropped Twinky from being the league leader to simply being tied for the lead with seven wins, while Marauder improves his record to an impressive and still contending six and four. But as OrochiGeese mentioned, Marauder will have to face Jack Dod next show, not to mention having to hope that other key leaders do not win their matches for the next two shows, in order for him to have a chance to force a tiebreaker. Marauder's efforts did him well tonight but he will need the same luck he got tonight in facing a tired Twinky, to lead his rivals to lose their matches as well.

Marauder O) [""Inertian Hammer"- 12:17] (X) Twinky McLanahan

*Commercials for the September Open show air and specific attention is placed on Centurion being knocked out by the "Vagabond Kick" after the shocking UBL debut of Gene Starr. The news all month is that Centurion was humiliated by what happened but did not actually suffer the concussion many have feared. Whatever full strength is for the Centurion, he's back to it...with a side order of umbrage at Gene's tactics and the fact he stole Centurion's match from him! In any case, let's go backstage to Centurion's locker room where we have Mean Jean Carter there, waiting for an interview. Jean?

[Jean:] "I can't get in."

Why the hell not?"

[Jean:] "Someone is in there with him having some kind of secret meeting. "No girls allowed", or so they say. I consider that discrimination and know my Title 9 Rights. But apparently they aren't willing to grant me them. So instead, we're gonna sneak a look."

*Jean Carter fakes a coughing fit to muffle the sound of her intrepid cameraman sneaking open the door a crack to get a shot inside the lockerroom. It appears that Thunder Strike is inside with Centurion and the two are talking somewhat heatedly as Thunder Strike is pacing around while Centurion is sitting down on a bench.*

[Thunder Strike:] "How is your health? Can you compete tonight or not?"

[Centurion:] "Yes, the vertigo is gone. I am ready to face Gene Starr."

[Thunder Strike:] "That's excellent. But what do you plan to do to OrochiGeese tonight?"

[Centurion:] "Yes, THAT is who I meant. Orochi Gene."

[Thunder Strike:] "Geese, Orochi GEESE! Get your head on straight, NOW. You saw what happened with Twinky McLanahan just a few moments ago, did you not? You are in BIG trouble tonight."

[Centurion:] "Aye, but I am not facing Marauder or Jack of Dod."

[Thunder Strike:] "What happened to Twinky tonight wasn't just because of Jack of...Jack Dod or Marauder, it was mainly due to Orochi Geese. Yes, Jack stole a victory from Twinky, and Marauder finished the job, but it was Geese who made Twinky wrestle twice in a row! What do you think will happen to YOU tonight when you face Geese? I'll tell you...MUCH worse then what Twinky had to deal with. Do you realize what is on the line in your match against Geese?"

[Centurion:] "Victory and hono-"

[Thunder Strike:] "NO! There IS no honor with Geese, don't you see!? The only thing that matters to him is his self-interest, which he will achieve at ANY cost to his opponents. What you need to realize is that Orochi Geese does not have the same code as you do."

[Centurion:] "Then he will lose."

*Thunder Strike gets a look of pure shock, followed by a bemused smile*

[Thunder Strike:] "Are you insane? Do you know what he is going to do to you? He NEEDS to win tonight to catch up to Jason, Twinky, Jack, and I. He will do ANYTHING in his power to beat you. And that means-"

[Centurion:] "Cheating?"

[Thunder Strike:] "No, not "cheating" *Thunder Strike mocks the word*. I'm talking full scale CORRUPTION. Damn it, Centurion, don't you know HOW Rome fell?"

*Centurion stands up with an offended look on his face*

[Centurion:] "Heed your words, plebian."

[Thunder Strike:] "Rome fell because of corruption in leadership. Caesar, Nero, the list goes on and on. UBL will fall because of corruption in ITS leadership too. OrochiGeese, Drake Yoshida, and um, *Thunder Strike shrugs his shoulders* Mr. Figaro are the new triumvirate of corruption! Their quest to achieve their own glory will KILL the UBL."

[Centurion:] "Then we must take them out to restore Rome to the people!"

[Thunder Strike:] "Exactly. And isn't it YOUR job as a Centurion to do just that?"

[Centurion:] "Yes! I've sworn my life to that ideal!"

[Thunder Strike:] But sometimes, just one man isn't enough to fight for justice. Sometimes you need some help. And that's why I'm here. Because the truth is that you won't get a fair shake tonight against Geese if fellow Triumvirate member Drake Yoshida is the referee."

[Centurion:] "So what do you propose to do?"

*Thunder Strike smirks and then escorts the camera man out of the room*

[Jean:] "How rude!"

[OrochiGeese]

Wow, ok, looks like a caper is a foot! But before we think too deeply about the implications of that, or how Jean's nose almost got stuck in the door, let's get to the ring again! As our next match involves two men, Flip Staley and Nightmare, who are tied at four wins a'piece. While both their hopes of winning this league are now numerically extinguished, neither man is of the type that would stop fighting their hardest. Especially since neither wants to have a below :500 ranking by the time the league is over. These two have never faced each other before and both have very different styles. Both also hold some very big victories in this league, with Flip punking out OrochiGeese and Nightmare taking out Marauder. But now, with nothing on the line besides pride, we will see which one can rise to the occasion, adapt to their opponent's style fastest, and grab victory.

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And Flip Staley comes through with a HUGE powerbomb to seal this match away. I don't think Nightmare knew what hit him here, as he just got lifted upside down and whiplashed onto the mat! Both men put up quite a fight here, and Nightmare came close on many occasions. Towards the end of the match, he even connected with that disorientating poison mist, and then followed up with an attempted leg lift brainbuster (a move that has won many of his matches this league) but Flip's instincts saved him. Even without seeing what was happening, he felt the contact and immediately reversed the move. It was this reversal that looked to suck the remaining fight out of Nightmare, and set him up for that powerbomb to win the match. Nightmare finally gets up and doesn't quite know what hit him, but Flip Staley has already walked to the back, leaving Nightmare's desires for revenge unfulfilled.

Flip Staley (O) [Powerbomb - 17:05] (X) Nightmare

Nightmare begins walking backstage and crosses paths with Thunder Strike who has come out for his match. Nightmare leers at him until Thunder Strike puts his hands up in a peace offering, and then whispers something to him. The two begin talking and walk backstage. What the hell is going on here?

Notwithstanding Thunder Strike's strange exit, it is now time for one of our feature matches of the night as Thunder Strike faces Bak Fu. These are among the two best strikers in this league, rivalled only in that regard by Flip Staley. Both Thunder Strike and Bak also have the same win/loss record up to now, clocking in with six wins and three losses. At this crucial juncture, a win tonight will continue to keep the victor on the straight path to the Universal Championship. While a loss will tie them with Marauder, in the unenviable position of having to rely on something more then just themselves to make it to the top. Both Bak and Thunder have been dominant forces up to this point, respected but also respectful in the ring. They have worked together in the past to thrwart some of Geese's more devious plans, but tonight they look across the ring and see each other as harsh obstacles. The man who can take this victory will be the one who can physically survive the other one, as well as push themselves mentally just a little harder then the other. Can Thunder Strike deal with being repeatedly dropped on his head? And can Bak Fu adapt to Thunder Strike's military-inspired regimen of offense? But, most importantly, which of these men will make that final push to victory? We will find that out right now as one of the most anticipated matches of this league is finally here. Both men have now come out to the ring, including a returning Thunder Strike who looks as focused as ever, and we are ready for the match!

Match #5 - Thunder Strike vs. Bak Fu [GOOGLE]




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And after a grueling match for both men, Thunder Strike manages to be the man to make that final push and catch Bak Fu with a lethal combination of moves! Just as it looked as if Bak Fu was about to put Thunder Strike away with a 450 followed by a Kenta Rush, Thunder Strike got a second wind and reversed the momentum with a number of hard strikes of his own. He punctuated them with a straight punch to the jaw of Bak that sent him crashing over the ropes onto the floor! Bak couldn't recover from that debilitating attack and, after suffering some chest-carving chops, succumbed to Thunder Strike's german suplex trap which has won many a match for him in this league.

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*Both men are still recovering from their match and are taking their time. The referee for the main event, Drake Yoshida comes out from backstage with an angry look on his face and a mic. He walks down the ramp into the ring and begins poking Thunder Strike's chest.*

[Drake:] "Get out of here! I know you told Centurion that someone has to "deal" with me to ensure that he gets a fair match. Just what in the hell are you planning by staying here?"

[Thunder Strike:] "I have no idea what you mean. I wouldn't do anything to compromise the fairness of a match. I have total respect for competition. See?"

Thunder Strike goes over to shake hands with the now-standing Bak Fu. Bak accepts and the two shake hard in mutual respect. When Bak goes to let go...wait, what's this!? It looks like Thunder Strike just pulled Bak Fu back and hit an elbow pat on his chin! Bak is down! What the hell!? Why would Thunder Strike do this? Drake Yoshida is equally shocked. Thunder Strike then makes a gesturing motion and what...what the hell? It's Nightmare! Nightmare has run out to the ring! Is he trying to get an early advantage over Bak Fu for the next show!? Is that why Thunder Strike and he were talking!? While Nightmare's opportunism is not a surprise, especially after how frustrated he appeared after his loss to Flip, it's an absolute SHOCKER that Thunder Strike would help him! Why is he doing this!? No one looks more confused then Drake Yoshida who is just standing there frozen, wide-eyed, with an open mouth.

Nightmare hops into the ring and is about to attack Bak but Thunder Strike tells him to stay put. Then he sets Bak Fu up and holds him from behind while now gesturing Nightmare to continue. Of note is the fact that they are both standing right in front of a still stunned Drake Yoshida. Thunder Strike yells "GO" to Nightmare, who rears back for his infamous Busaiku Knee. But just as Nightmare springs forward, Thunder Strike lets go of Bak Fu and they both DUCK...leaving Drake Yoshida's open mouth to become the target of Nightmare's lunging knee!! Bak then tosses Nightmare out of the ring as he and Thunder Strike high five as they look down at the unconscious Drake!! Thunder Strike never attacked Bak at all, the whole thing was a plan! A ruse! Thunder Strike picks up the microphone.

[Thunder Strike:] "And let that be a lesson to everyone in the back. Bak and I fought our hardest against each other but knew that, whoever won, we'd still go through with this plan. We respected each other as warriors to give our full efforts during the match, and then do the right thing for the UBL afterwards. Now, because of our efforts, Centurion has a fair shake at facing Geese without his henchman Yoshida stacking the deck. As for you Nightmare, *Thunder Strike smirks* guess you misheard me when I said there'd be an opportunity for you against Bak Fu."

Thunder Strike and Bak Fu bow to each other and both leave the ring as medics go to collect the downed and out, Drake Yoshida. Nightmare seeths and points at Bak Fu before shooting mist in the air as a warning for their encounter next show.

And we are now ready for what became the main event after Twinky and Marauder's match got "creatively rescheduled" earlier. Due to Drake Yoshida's now unconscious state (and one that will probably require an increase in his amount of dental insurance), impartial referee Kenshin comes out to officiate the match. Centurion is the next one out, looking more motivated then usual, but still sporting that same 0 and 3000 win/loss record. OrochiGeese then makes his grand entrance, looking none too happy about the antics that just took place, but still laughing off Centurion's attempts at making a fierce face. If, or do I mean WHEN, OrochiGeese wins tonight, he'll be tied with Jason Hyde, Jack Dod, Thunder Strike, and Twinky for the lead in this league. Wow, a five way tie for the lead going into the last show? That would be nuts, but then again, so would a four way tie and that's guaranteed to happen! So why not five!? The might of Centurion: THAT's why! Or at least that's what HE hopes will stand in the way of Geese. Keep in mind that Geese is fresh off a grueling victory against Twinky McLanahan from the previous week, while Centurion managed not to job TOO hard to a fatigued Naja during that same show. Did Twinky take enough out of Geese's tank to make him even TWICE as strong as Centurion? Or did Geese's healing rituals in between shows give him his usual health back? Does it matter against Centurion? Let's find out!

Match #6 - Centurion vs. OrochiGeese

The first moral victory for Centurion occurs when OrochiGeese jams his fingers trying to do a throat chops through the armor. Overconfidence? Probably. But Geese merely shakes off the pain and kicks Centurion in the nads. Good plan, Kaiser of Chaos! Geese then chon kicks Centurion's helmet a few times, rattling around a brain which has on multiple occasions demonstrated its cognitive similarity to scrambled eggs. After a while, Geese yawns and gets bored of helmet-kicking, and attempts to pry off Centurion's armor. This is to no avail, and even ANGERS Centurion who uses his often overlooked brutish strength to toss Geese into the corner. This show of valor impresses Geese, who gives a mighty laugh and then quickly spits in Centurion's face. Once again, angered by this affront to his patrician upbringing (or self-delusions), Centurion charges forward and connects with a stiff shoulder shot to Geese's solar plexus. This shot, being assisted by armor, actually causes Geese's eyes to go wide and for him to spit out what looks to be blood. Damn, no one expected that!

But Geese's response WAS to be expected, as he then goes full-bore into aggressive mode, first catching his breath and then catching Centurion with a quick eye rake. He then rocks Centurion with a 360 lariat that had enough momentum and berth to knock the big man down. Geese then mounts and rubs his elbow in Centurion's face. Kenshin breaks this up, to Geese's anger, and forces them up again. Geese hits a rude awakening neck breaker and then folllows that up with an elbow drop to Centurion's neck, grimacing slightly when the funny bone of his elbow hits the armor. Finally, Geese stops playing around and wipes the sarcastically playful smile off his face. It's go-time for him, and he ushers it in with a few vicious DDT's, followed by Geese raking Centurion's eyes against the ropes. He then calls for the Orochi Crossface and seeks to put this match away, but Centurion's armored helmet proves too cumbersome to properly apply the the move. Geese shrugs, picks Centurion up, and throws him throat first across the top rope. Gravity-induced whiplash doesn't job to metal armor as regular human arms do! Geese goes for the cover and is disappointed when Kenshin only gets to a 2.5 count. Drake, Geese mentally notes to himself with a sneer, would have mercifully ended this by now. But a new thought comes to his mind which brings a smirk. He will now make Centurion suffer in payment for the actions of Thunder Strike.

One "Flash through the sky" (throwing German Suplex) later, and Centurion is just about out of it. The awkward clanging of metal against the mat was horrific...but not as sickening as OrochiGeese pulling Centurion up at 2.9. The referee protests and Geese admonishes him that he should have made the right count earlier. Once again, Geese attempts to pry Centurion's helmet off of him. This brings Kenshin over again, only to realize that Geese ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED! Centurion has been de-helmeted! But in Geese's efforts to do so, Centurion becomes outraged at the humiliation and pushes Geese back HARD...hard enough that Geese flails his arms backwards, trying to regain balance, and accidentally knocks the ref down with Centurion's helmet in his hand! Geese drops the helmet in surprise and but then regains his poise and hits the charging Centurion's unguarded head with a fierce uraken, which sends him crumbling to the mat. Geese then tries to help Kenshin up to attempt a pin, as this situation is getting a little too unpredictable for even HIS chaotic tastes.

Out from the back runs Thunder Strike!! He gets into the ring and immediately hits Geese with a Cacopho-knee! Geese is down!! Thunder Strike tries to rouse the referee but before he can, the Brickton Curs run down to the ring to drag him away! However, Geese is still down and Centurion takes advantage, He lifts Geese up into the air only to then drive him back down with the "Chariot Crasher" powerbomb into a pin! Kenshin is slightly awakened by the impact and crawls over to make the cover.

1..

2...how is this even HAPPENING?

2.9! Phew...Geese gets a shoulder up. He's not going down like this. Centurion then immediately goes into a Consul Clutch and is really tweaking that back and chest area. Still reeling from the impact of the Chariot Crasher and the earlier helmet blow, Geese spit out a little bit of blood. Centurion sees this and cinches the hold back even further! He looks ready to finish off Geese, a shocking proposition that may just come true. Kenshin is still mostlydown from that helmet shot to the face and is trying to see if Geese is giving up or not.

Just then, a strange thing occurs. An average sized man wearing all black jumps out from the crowd and rolls into the ring behind Centurion and Geese. He dropkicks Centurion forward off of Geese, causing Centurion to roll forward onto the ref. He then helps Geese up before grabbing Centurion's helmet, which remained on the ground for the last few minutes. Geese smiles at the masked man, someone who could even fit the build of Mr. Clyde, and asks for the helmet....

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And wow did he ever give it to him! The masked man just BLASTED Geese with that helmet!! Geese reels back as blood begins spraying from the left side of his face, His eyes look glazed over and he ...he falls right into Centurion who has gotten up off the ref. Centurion's face is still fresh with the rage of humiliation! The masked man quickly tries to rouse the ref and disappears from the ring before he is seen. The ref gets up on his knees and looks up to see OrochiGeese seven feet in the air resting on Centurion's shoulders...right before Geese is DRIVEN down with the "Roman Rack Duo" (Torture Rack into powerbomb)

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No, there's no way.

2... How the hell?

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Centurion (O) ["Roman Rack Duo" - 15:45] (X) Orochi Geese


OrochiGeese kicks out but its too late. The unthinkable has happened: Centurion has managed to win this match!! His very first victory in the league has come against none other then OrochiGeese, at possibly the worst time for Geese to lose. And the masked man largely responsible for this turn of events has disappeared back through the shocked crowd and out of the arena. Centurion gets up slowly, the adrenaline rush wearing off and turning into one of fatigued contentment, as he goes to retrieve his helmet. He proudly puts it back on and raises his hand to the crowd in victory! The crowd is still stunned and probably gives Centurion his best reception yet: utter silence.

But this situation is far from over as OrochiGeese has just gotten back to his feet. As Centurion turns around to salute the other side of the arena, OrochiGeese launches a uraken right to his face. Centurion is rocked back, and Geese follows up with yet another uraken: the second one stronger from the swinging momentum of the first. Centurion falls back into the corner and OrochiGeese hits him in the face with a stiff looking straight palm strike! That might have just broken his nose! Centurion is blinded by the gushing of his own blood and tears. Meanwhile, the hunger in OrochiGeese's eyes look like he's about to sit down to Thanksgiving dinner! He then lifts up Centurion onto the third turnbuckle, his body facing the outside of the ring. The crowd recognizes this position and begins screaming for someone to help Centurion.

Help comes immediately but not without problems of its own. Thunder Strike, Jason Hyde, and Jang Bae attempt to run out for the save but are held in position by the expert brawling of the Brickton Curs! The Curs are cutting off the entrance ramp to the ring, forming something of a Brick(ton) Cur Wall!! Geese takes solace in the time they have bought him and then makes a throat cutting motion directed at his raised victim. He then hoists Centurion onto his back in Torture rack position (ironically enough, the setup for Roman Rack Duo), takes a few steps into the ring, and lets out a mighty roar. Thunder Strike yells out "noooo" in his best Darth Vader impression just as OrochiGeese drops down, driving the back of Centurion's head and neck into the mat with the "Infinity Chaos Hammer". The sound of Centurion's head bouncing around in the metal helmet during that move has the crowd sickened...and Geese salivating. He isn't done, not by a long shot, not after what just happened. He picks up a motionless Centurion and places him between his legs. Centurion's body falls down and Geese has to once again prop him up and balance him. Meanwhile, Thunder Strike begins to break free from the Curs...but will he make it in time to stop a further assault on an already badly injured man?

No, no he won't. The sound of Thunder Strike jumping into the ring from the ring apron is far overshadowed by yet another sickening thud of Centurion's head and neck rattling in the helmet after being dropped onto the mat by the Raging Bolt. Geese bails out from the ring right after hitting the move, as he now sees Thunder Strike in the ring, closely followed by Jang Bae, Jason Hyde, and also Twinky McLanahan who recently came out to help them break through the Cur wall to the ring. Geese quickly circles around the ring to evade his pursuers and runs to where the Curs are as the medical staff rushes to Centurion. His body is rocked with painful spasms and the medics are trying to stabilize him to no avail. This may be the most serious injury that anyone has suffered in this league or fed, and yet, the attacker does not appear satiated in the least. Rather, Geese yearns for more blood, for more destruction, especially of the men in the ring, and of a certain masked man whose mysterious identity will haunt Geese for years.

However, for now, the violence has finally ended and the crowd enters a period of contemplation. The status of Centurion's health is up in the air and the effects of his great victory are now being pondered in a tribute to him. A win that was virtually assured to Geese has been taken from him: the very victory that he needed to put his league destiny in his own hands. But due to his loss in tonight's match, he is one full victory behind Twinky McLanahan, Jason Hyde, Thunder Strike, and Jack Dod. That means that not only can't OrochiGeese lay claim to being sole Champion, but he needs to do MORE then just win his match next show against Thunder Strike: a match that is certainly not guaranteed of going the way Geese wants it to, to begin with. Now OrochiGeese has to ensure that his top rivals don't win their matches next show either. Jack, Twinky, Thunder Strike and Jason ALL have to lose their matches in order for Geese to merely TIE as a league leader with them. And considering Twinky is set to face Jason Hyde next show, it is highly likely that at least one winner will emerge from that match, knocking Geese out of contention. Meanwhile, if Thunder Strike beats Geese at the next show, then Thunder Strike could advance to the tiebreaker finale as well: the ultimate insult to Geese after this entire league. An insult that can very well happen, since its quite possible that Thunder Strike's year-long rage will propel him to victory. Thunder Strike hates Geese more then any man in this arena now, even more then Centurion,.who is now carefully being taken to the back in a stretcher: his one victory in this league possibly coming at a price greater then he could have ever imagined: his very career.

The crucial questions now remaining is left for the final show: Can one man emerge as the undisputed league leader after the next show or will a tiebreaker match be necessary for the 12/13 OG-FPD Anniversary show. And who will occupy those very spots? Those questions will FINALLY be decided in just two weeks time at the final show of the Universal Champion League 2007. See you then!