5/13/07 PREVIEW Battle Royale
May 12, 2007 18:22:05 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on May 12, 2007 18:22:05 GMT -5
(Yeah, this isn't an Open Show. Gotta love how i go to the trouble of making TWO show forums and then can't even manage to conveniently fit this post in either of them, LOL 
But this an excerpt from the 5/13/07 Voltage where OrochiGeese holds a Battle Royale for us to preview some of the participants in the Universal Champion 2007 Singles League. Let's go to the action!
P.S. Oh, in case you were all wondering, the 12th League participant is chosen!
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Mr. Clyde: "And now we come to OrochiGeese's Battle
Royale invitational. Eight out of the
eleven chosen wrestlers from the Universal
Champion league will now face off with
each other. Of note is that we STILL
don't know who the twelfth one will be."
Mr. Figaro: "It will likely be you or me, from what
Geese has been saying. He already has
Flip to watch his back and help punish
certain opponents, but if you are gonna
stack the deck, might as well do it fully!"
Mr. Clyde: "He has been training us more rigorously
as of late, though part of that is to get
us prepared for our matches at the June
Open show. You will face Eddie Swan, as
already mentioned, and I will face Jang Bae."
Mr. Figaro: "Well, one thing for sure is that we
aren't going to be in tonight's
Battle Royale. I already wrestled
and Geese told us both that he had
a specific eight in mind."
*OrochiGeese comes to ringside and takes a microphone*
OG: "What I'd like now is for each of the
eleven singles league wrestlers to come
to ringside now. Let me remind you that
if you put one hand on me, you will be
converged on by security AND thrown out
of the league. You all WILL get your
shot at me, and everyone else, but
tonight is NOT the time to do it."
*Despite that warning, Geese is still smart enough to
call some extra security members over including Flip Staley.
The other 9 wrestlers come down the ramp and surround the
ring. A clear split in groupings as we have Thunder Strike
standing near Jason Hyde, Bak Fu and Nick Strife standing
around a visibly hurt but PISSED Twinky McLanahan, Naja
Mask standing wtih Marauder and conferring with Nightmare,
and Centurion standing pretty much alone and getting
weird looks from just about everyone, especially Mr. Figaro.
OG: "Here are the eight men who will be competing
tonight: Naja Mask, Marauder, Nightmare,
Bak Fu, Jason Hyde, THUNDER Strike *OG
grins*, Flip Staley, and our favorite
'fallen hero', Twinky McLanahan."
OG: "This will be the first time some of you
will ever face each other so-"
*Once the eight were announced they all got into the
ring and immediately started fighting. OG looks taken
back by their utter lack of desire to continue to listen
to him, but he eventually shrugs and just goes with it.*
OG: "A-ha! I guess I have made you all
suitably angry enough then! Let's
start the match! Let us see who can
dominate this first universal battle!"
Match #5: UBL Introduction Battle Royale
Same match using DailyMotion flash video!
Naja Mask vs. Flip Staley vs. The Marauder vs.Nightmare vs.
Twinky McLanahan vs. Bak Fu vs. Jason Hyde vs. Thunder Strike
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
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Mr. Clyde: "And what a match we just had. All eight
men going at it with no regard to who
they were fighting. They know that is
how it will be in the Universal Champion
League. Tonight, it was former multitime
Universal Champion Thunder Strike who
was able to get the big win with his
"Thunder Clap" finisher against one
of his greatest rivals, Naja Mask."
Mr. Figaro: "Everyone involved looked impressive
and it was certainly something to watch
Jason Hyde and Thunder Strike do battle
after being so closely allied lately.
Just shows how OrochiGeese can tear
alliance apart with his form of chaos!"
Mr. Clyde: "What was both amazing and yet not really
that surprising was how well Twinky
McLanahan did considering the shape
he came into the match in. He had been
beaten severely earlier in the night but
did not back down and certainly made
an impact. Those in the ring who never
faced him before must be wary about
meeting him in a match when he IS healthy.
He was giving everyone trouble enough
after getting savagely attacked by two men."
Mr. Figaro: "But just who DID attack Twinky out? Was
it Geese? Or Marauder? Or Flip?"
Mr. Clyde: "I don't know if we'll ever find that out.
But he is still outside the ring, along
with the rest of the combatants. It appears
that every single one of them wanted to
see who would emerge the winner so no one
went backstage after they were eliminated."
Mr. Figaro: "Thunder Strike is standing in the ring now
staring straight at Geese and looking more
angry at him then celebratory over his win.
But that man hasn't shown an OUNCE of
freaking personality or fun since he got
here so that's really no surprise!"
Mr. Clyde: "Not everyone celebrates their victories
by calling up a gaggle of strippers."
Mr. Figaro: "Sucks for them then!"
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*As the commentators bicker over the correct way
to celebrate, there is a rumble in the crowd and two
men suddenly jump out and start attacking Twinky!*
Mr. Clyde: "Look!"
Mr. Figaro: "YES! More crowd jumpers!! They should
form a freaking union at this point!"
*The two men are clad in the same dark clothing we
saw earlier as Twinky was being attacked. But this time,
they don't take too long with Twinky and instead roll
into the ring to start brawling with Thunder Strike!"
Thunder Strike tries to fight them off but is still
woozy from the long match. OrochIGeese just looks on
curiously while Jason Hyde rolls into the ring to help
Thunder Strike. Twinky has been knocked down again and
is trying to get up...but then-"
Mr. Figaro: "No! It...it couldn't be! Not AGAIN!"
*From out of the crowd jumps JACK FREAKING DOD!! He
rolls into the ring with a chair and knocks both
Thunder Strike and Jason out of the ring!! He
unmasks the two masked men who turn out to be
Caleb and Ronnie Dod. The fans are going nuts!
Some are booing, some are cheering...but OrochiGeese
is no longer as calm and reserved as he was seconds ago!*
*Jack Dod grabs a microphone and then points to Geese*
JACK: "CHAOS... CHAOS... CHAOS! ...NOT as much fun
when you have to deal with the REAL THING,
is it Geese? I understand that your own
personal brand of patented 'Caaaayoss'
is your favorite thing, but Geese yours is merely
a Controlled Chaos. Standing before you is
a master of the real deal, and I can tell
from your face that you just don't like it when
the CHAOS is on the other foot, do ya?"
*OrochiGeese seeths but is cut off from speaking. Twinky
finally gets to his feet and is shocked to see Jack Dod
in the ring. Twinky stares at Geese who just looks back
at Twinky and shrugs as if to say: "don't blame me!"*
Jack: "Disappointed Geese? I can understand that. I have
known many GREAT disappointments in my life.
I'm sure you are all familier with the infamous
JOHNNY BINGO SCREWJOB perpetrated on ME by HIM...
(points at Twinky with venom in his voice and poses)
Jack: "Costing me MY UWH World Heavyweight
championship. Then I find out that I get no
rematch? The thousands and thousands of letters
from crying, dying children, begging the PW-WiLD
offices to let their hero have another chance to
win back the belt - to not let the travesty stand...
to give them hope for the future, and possibly
the strength to beat there diseases of various
types, stages and treatment levels that plague
their tiny bodies.. *goes into a fugue*
Little Timmy Malloy got the chicken pox on that
day, he got them- he's dead now, but he got them,
he was hit by a falling chunk of frozen urine
dropped from a passing jetliner 2 weeks later,
he got them all right, and..."
*Jack pauses to collect himself, weepy, destraught,
in a soft choked up voice* "I hope you're happy...."
*Jack pauses another moment, than pops back up like he wasn't
just feeling real, real sad one second ago.*
Jack ".......So yeah, Universal Battle League. I'm IN."
*A look of shock crosses everyone's faces, with anger on Geese's*
Geese: "Not on your LIFE Dod, you are NOT part of my plan."
JACK: "I see, I see, you'll let in TRASH *waves a hand
over ar Thunder and Twinky* but you won't let in
someone you know can, and that HAS, beat you! I
guess we have a new brand of CHAOS. A new brand of
CHAOS that tastes like CHICKEN!
*The crowd starts laughing as Geese's eyes turn red and
he shakes his head in warning. Thunder Strike actually grins
a bit but Twinky just stands still and watches two of his
greatest rivals argue over a decision that could turn the
UBL on its very head. Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde make their
way down to ringside sensing the heat rising in the situation*
Geese: "Listen here Dod, you are NOT invite-
Jack: "BAWK!"
Geese: "Stop that!"
Jack: "BAWK BAWK!"
Geese: "You'll pay for-"
Jack: "BAWK!!!!!!"
*Geese's fuse is LIT. Figaro puts a hand on Geese's
shoulder to try to reason with him to calm Geese down.*
Figaro: "Don't give him what he wants! You CAN'T!"
Geese: "I'm not! I couldn't let him in-
Jack: "BAWK!"
*the little twig in Geeses mind snaps. He shoves Figaro off of
of him, reels around pointing to Jack and screams "YOU'RE ON, DOD!"
*The crowd erupts as Geese accepts his challenge. Jack
Dod has now been accepted as the twelfth member of the League!*
*Jack smiles.*
JACK: "THANK you, thank you... and with that-"
*Jack dives over the ropes to attacks Twinky AGAIN. Thunderstrike
runs over to break it up, the Dods jump in, Orochi army jumps in!
Security pours in, the backstage empties, the crowd riots! MELEE!
Geese slumps in the corner, hand on his head in shock at just how far
he was pushed and THE DIRE CONSEQUENCES* OF THIS NIGHT! The scene fades.*
*Fin*
But this an excerpt from the 5/13/07 Voltage where OrochiGeese holds a Battle Royale for us to preview some of the participants in the Universal Champion 2007 Singles League. Let's go to the action!
P.S. Oh, in case you were all wondering, the 12th League participant is chosen!
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Mr. Clyde: "And now we come to OrochiGeese's Battle
Royale invitational. Eight out of the
eleven chosen wrestlers from the Universal
Champion league will now face off with
each other. Of note is that we STILL
don't know who the twelfth one will be."
Mr. Figaro: "It will likely be you or me, from what
Geese has been saying. He already has
Flip to watch his back and help punish
certain opponents, but if you are gonna
stack the deck, might as well do it fully!"
Mr. Clyde: "He has been training us more rigorously
as of late, though part of that is to get
us prepared for our matches at the June
Open show. You will face Eddie Swan, as
already mentioned, and I will face Jang Bae."
Mr. Figaro: "Well, one thing for sure is that we
aren't going to be in tonight's
Battle Royale. I already wrestled
and Geese told us both that he had
a specific eight in mind."
*OrochiGeese comes to ringside and takes a microphone*
OG: "What I'd like now is for each of the
eleven singles league wrestlers to come
to ringside now. Let me remind you that
if you put one hand on me, you will be
converged on by security AND thrown out
of the league. You all WILL get your
shot at me, and everyone else, but
tonight is NOT the time to do it."
*Despite that warning, Geese is still smart enough to
call some extra security members over including Flip Staley.
The other 9 wrestlers come down the ramp and surround the
ring. A clear split in groupings as we have Thunder Strike
standing near Jason Hyde, Bak Fu and Nick Strife standing
around a visibly hurt but PISSED Twinky McLanahan, Naja
Mask standing wtih Marauder and conferring with Nightmare,
and Centurion standing pretty much alone and getting
weird looks from just about everyone, especially Mr. Figaro.
OG: "Here are the eight men who will be competing
tonight: Naja Mask, Marauder, Nightmare,
Bak Fu, Jason Hyde, THUNDER Strike *OG
grins*, Flip Staley, and our favorite
'fallen hero', Twinky McLanahan."
OG: "This will be the first time some of you
will ever face each other so-"
*Once the eight were announced they all got into the
ring and immediately started fighting. OG looks taken
back by their utter lack of desire to continue to listen
to him, but he eventually shrugs and just goes with it.*
OG: "A-ha! I guess I have made you all
suitably angry enough then! Let's
start the match! Let us see who can
dominate this first universal battle!"
Match #5: UBL Introduction Battle Royale
Same match using DailyMotion flash video!
Naja Mask vs. Flip Staley vs. The Marauder vs.Nightmare vs.
Twinky McLanahan vs. Bak Fu vs. Jason Hyde vs. Thunder Strike
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
*POST MATCH SPOILERS*
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Mr. Clyde: "And what a match we just had. All eight
men going at it with no regard to who
they were fighting. They know that is
how it will be in the Universal Champion
League. Tonight, it was former multitime
Universal Champion Thunder Strike who
was able to get the big win with his
"Thunder Clap" finisher against one
of his greatest rivals, Naja Mask."
Mr. Figaro: "Everyone involved looked impressive
and it was certainly something to watch
Jason Hyde and Thunder Strike do battle
after being so closely allied lately.
Just shows how OrochiGeese can tear
alliance apart with his form of chaos!"
Mr. Clyde: "What was both amazing and yet not really
that surprising was how well Twinky
McLanahan did considering the shape
he came into the match in. He had been
beaten severely earlier in the night but
did not back down and certainly made
an impact. Those in the ring who never
faced him before must be wary about
meeting him in a match when he IS healthy.
He was giving everyone trouble enough
after getting savagely attacked by two men."
Mr. Figaro: "But just who DID attack Twinky out? Was
it Geese? Or Marauder? Or Flip?"
Mr. Clyde: "I don't know if we'll ever find that out.
But he is still outside the ring, along
with the rest of the combatants. It appears
that every single one of them wanted to
see who would emerge the winner so no one
went backstage after they were eliminated."
Mr. Figaro: "Thunder Strike is standing in the ring now
staring straight at Geese and looking more
angry at him then celebratory over his win.
But that man hasn't shown an OUNCE of
freaking personality or fun since he got
here so that's really no surprise!"
Mr. Clyde: "Not everyone celebrates their victories
by calling up a gaggle of strippers."
Mr. Figaro: "Sucks for them then!"
*END POST MATCH SPOILERS*
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*As the commentators bicker over the correct way
to celebrate, there is a rumble in the crowd and two
men suddenly jump out and start attacking Twinky!*
Mr. Clyde: "Look!"
Mr. Figaro: "YES! More crowd jumpers!! They should
form a freaking union at this point!"
*The two men are clad in the same dark clothing we
saw earlier as Twinky was being attacked. But this time,
they don't take too long with Twinky and instead roll
into the ring to start brawling with Thunder Strike!"
Thunder Strike tries to fight them off but is still
woozy from the long match. OrochIGeese just looks on
curiously while Jason Hyde rolls into the ring to help
Thunder Strike. Twinky has been knocked down again and
is trying to get up...but then-"
Mr. Figaro: "No! It...it couldn't be! Not AGAIN!"
*From out of the crowd jumps JACK FREAKING DOD!! He
rolls into the ring with a chair and knocks both
Thunder Strike and Jason out of the ring!! He
unmasks the two masked men who turn out to be
Caleb and Ronnie Dod. The fans are going nuts!
Some are booing, some are cheering...but OrochiGeese
is no longer as calm and reserved as he was seconds ago!*
*Jack Dod grabs a microphone and then points to Geese*
JACK: "CHAOS... CHAOS... CHAOS! ...NOT as much fun
when you have to deal with the REAL THING,
is it Geese? I understand that your own
personal brand of patented 'Caaaayoss'
is your favorite thing, but Geese yours is merely
a Controlled Chaos. Standing before you is
a master of the real deal, and I can tell
from your face that you just don't like it when
the CHAOS is on the other foot, do ya?"
*OrochiGeese seeths but is cut off from speaking. Twinky
finally gets to his feet and is shocked to see Jack Dod
in the ring. Twinky stares at Geese who just looks back
at Twinky and shrugs as if to say: "don't blame me!"*
Jack: "Disappointed Geese? I can understand that. I have
known many GREAT disappointments in my life.
I'm sure you are all familier with the infamous
JOHNNY BINGO SCREWJOB perpetrated on ME by HIM...
(points at Twinky with venom in his voice and poses)
Jack: "Costing me MY UWH World Heavyweight
championship. Then I find out that I get no
rematch? The thousands and thousands of letters
from crying, dying children, begging the PW-WiLD
offices to let their hero have another chance to
win back the belt - to not let the travesty stand...
to give them hope for the future, and possibly
the strength to beat there diseases of various
types, stages and treatment levels that plague
their tiny bodies.. *goes into a fugue*
Little Timmy Malloy got the chicken pox on that
day, he got them- he's dead now, but he got them,
he was hit by a falling chunk of frozen urine
dropped from a passing jetliner 2 weeks later,
he got them all right, and..."
*Jack pauses to collect himself, weepy, destraught,
in a soft choked up voice* "I hope you're happy...."
*Jack pauses another moment, than pops back up like he wasn't
just feeling real, real sad one second ago.*
Jack ".......So yeah, Universal Battle League. I'm IN."
*A look of shock crosses everyone's faces, with anger on Geese's*
Geese: "Not on your LIFE Dod, you are NOT part of my plan."
JACK: "I see, I see, you'll let in TRASH *waves a hand
over ar Thunder and Twinky* but you won't let in
someone you know can, and that HAS, beat you! I
guess we have a new brand of CHAOS. A new brand of
CHAOS that tastes like CHICKEN!
*The crowd starts laughing as Geese's eyes turn red and
he shakes his head in warning. Thunder Strike actually grins
a bit but Twinky just stands still and watches two of his
greatest rivals argue over a decision that could turn the
UBL on its very head. Mr. Figaro and Mr. Clyde make their
way down to ringside sensing the heat rising in the situation*
Geese: "Listen here Dod, you are NOT invite-
Jack: "BAWK!"
Geese: "Stop that!"
Jack: "BAWK BAWK!"
Geese: "You'll pay for-"
Jack: "BAWK!!!!!!"
*Geese's fuse is LIT. Figaro puts a hand on Geese's
shoulder to try to reason with him to calm Geese down.*
Figaro: "Don't give him what he wants! You CAN'T!"
Geese: "I'm not! I couldn't let him in-
Jack: "BAWK!"
*the little twig in Geeses mind snaps. He shoves Figaro off of
of him, reels around pointing to Jack and screams "YOU'RE ON, DOD!"
*The crowd erupts as Geese accepts his challenge. Jack
Dod has now been accepted as the twelfth member of the League!*
*Jack smiles.*
JACK: "THANK you, thank you... and with that-"
*Jack dives over the ropes to attacks Twinky AGAIN. Thunderstrike
runs over to break it up, the Dods jump in, Orochi army jumps in!
Security pours in, the backstage empties, the crowd riots! MELEE!
Geese slumps in the corner, hand on his head in shock at just how far
he was pushed and THE DIRE CONSEQUENCES* OF THIS NIGHT! The scene fades.*
*Fin*