Wang: "Simple Enough."

[still joe]

I suppose it was around that one time when I decided I needed to find a purpose in my life. I mean, things were going AWESOME. I was popular, a fan favorite wrestler, a line of hot women waiting for me to put it in their pooper or what other hole I could find on them – hell, one chick wanted me to spunk on her arm pit. I mean, sure, I did it anyways, but I felt weird. Okay, no I didn’t.

I was tagging women left and right, but I knew, I knew that the fans fickle tastes would change. So when That Woman made the offer? I jumped at it.

My name is Johnny Wang: And I am the Orochi Army.

Maybe it was fueled by ego, pride, or that That Woman had a mouth that could take it all and then some, but I said “Fuck you” to the fans that supported me through my short pro wrestling career – and I haven’t looked back since.

Training with the Orochi Army has made me ready for this, and in the Ultimate Battle League, Boss Geese says he’s going to give me a chance to do what I want: Humiliate that Boy Scout Nick Strife.

On the biggest stage ever.

Y’know what? As soon as I’m finished blowing my load in this girl and her sister’s face, I think I’m going to get started on that.