Snake and Mountain
May 31, 2007 3:49:30 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on May 31, 2007 3:49:30 GMT -5
(No, not this!)
*Scene opens into a simple room with a UBL Banner on the back wall. The setting is almost reminiscent of the old 1980's "interview rooms". But as simple as the room is, those IN it look to have some complex mental issues. It is none other then Naja Mask and Marauder. Naja Mask is hissing furiously and we are picking up hints of a thick australian accent from the enormous Marauder.*
Naja: "Hssss....OrochiGeessssss...you think you can do whatever you want with UBL? You think you can control usssss? You are in deep troublessssss!"
(Shit this guy has a f'n LISP like a SNAKE...oh wait...!)
Marauder: "Aye....listen up chumps. We here are the reigning Universal Battalion Champions and I be the Universal Champion for this past year! Know what that all means? That you all are FUCKED."
Naja: "Geeessss though he was clever bringing us back! But he signed his own death ssssscertificate!"
Marauder: "We been in more leagues then Geese, then Thunder Strike, then any of these chumps."
Naja: "Geesss bought our contractssssss but he knowsss nothing of what we have become since he last faced usssss! He saysss we didn't evolve but a snake alwayssss adjustsss to its ssuroundingssss"
Marauder: "He thinks we're punks! That we ain't a threat. Tell me Geese, why'd you leave UBL to begin with? Cause me and Naja were rising through the ranks, that's why."
Naja: "The rankssssss"
Marauder: "And you know we'd beat ya and show you up, so what did ya do? You left. Like a yellow bodysuit wearing COWARD. We don't hear from you for years and then you expect to come back, buy us out, and tell us you're better then us? That we stagnated? Heads up, coz I'm gonna demolish ya AND beat your rivals easier then you ever did. Then I'm gonna successfully defend MY Universal Champion Title."
Naja: "We are more dangerousss then McLanahan and the Dodsss. We will dominate and then..."
*Naja spits out a huge burst of green mist to the camera, blinding the screen*
Naja: "UBL will taste our poison all over again..."
Marauder: "And 'eh...Bak Fu...ya like to head drop? Head drop THIS!"
*Marauder headbutts the camera, shattering it into pieces and then the two of them walk off*
*Scene opens into a simple room with a UBL Banner on the back wall. The setting is almost reminiscent of the old 1980's "interview rooms". But as simple as the room is, those IN it look to have some complex mental issues. It is none other then Naja Mask and Marauder. Naja Mask is hissing furiously and we are picking up hints of a thick australian accent from the enormous Marauder.*
Naja: "Hssss....OrochiGeessssss...you think you can do whatever you want with UBL? You think you can control usssss? You are in deep troublessssss!"
(Shit this guy has a f'n LISP like a SNAKE...oh wait...!)
Marauder: "Aye....listen up chumps. We here are the reigning Universal Battalion Champions and I be the Universal Champion for this past year! Know what that all means? That you all are FUCKED."
Naja: "Geeessss though he was clever bringing us back! But he signed his own death ssssscertificate!"
Marauder: "We been in more leagues then Geese, then Thunder Strike, then any of these chumps."
Naja: "Geesss bought our contractssssss but he knowsss nothing of what we have become since he last faced usssss! He saysss we didn't evolve but a snake alwayssss adjustsss to its ssuroundingssss"
Marauder: "He thinks we're punks! That we ain't a threat. Tell me Geese, why'd you leave UBL to begin with? Cause me and Naja were rising through the ranks, that's why."
Naja: "The rankssssss"
Marauder: "And you know we'd beat ya and show you up, so what did ya do? You left. Like a yellow bodysuit wearing COWARD. We don't hear from you for years and then you expect to come back, buy us out, and tell us you're better then us? That we stagnated? Heads up, coz I'm gonna demolish ya AND beat your rivals easier then you ever did. Then I'm gonna successfully defend MY Universal Champion Title."
Naja: "We are more dangerousss then McLanahan and the Dodsss. We will dominate and then..."
*Naja spits out a huge burst of green mist to the camera, blinding the screen*
Naja: "UBL will taste our poison all over again..."
Marauder: "And 'eh...Bak Fu...ya like to head drop? Head drop THIS!"
*Marauder headbutts the camera, shattering it into pieces and then the two of them walk off*