Thunder Strike: No more interviews please
Jun 3, 2007 0:04:09 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Jun 3, 2007 0:04:09 GMT -5
*The June 3rd Universal Champion League show has just ended and Thunder Strike is walking out of the arena when he is approached by "Mean" Jean Carter and a cameraman of her choosing.*
Jean: "Mr. Strike, a moment of your time, please?"
TS: "Make it quick."
*Thunder Strike hasn't stopped walking and Jean has to basically run to keep up with him*
Jean: "Don't you want to...yanno, gloat?!"
TS: "I'm not here to gloat. I'm here to do three things, win the Universal Championship, stop OrochiGeese from doing so, and obstruct his future ability to do the one thing he loves most: cause chaos."
Jean: "And let me guess, 'you're all out of bubble gum?'"
TS: "What?"
Jean: "Never mind...bad joke..."
TS: "This isn't a joke. Did you see what I did out there tonight? I haven't said a damn word since this league started cause I do my talking IN the ring. Naja Mask is a long time UBL wrestler, a dangerous one, and how did I leave him? Knocked out on impact. I have a purpose and I will fulfill it. NO ONE will stop me."
Jean: "In two weeks on June 17th, your next league match is against Marauder, a close ally of the man you knocked out tonight. And we already saw tonight that he was NOT a happy camper after seeing your match, as he then chose to take out his anger on Bak Fu in what many considered an upse-"
*Thunder Strike suddenly spits on the ground*
TS: "Are you MAD? That was no upset! I'm SICK of the arrogance that I've heard around here so far propagated by this new UBL. Everyone thinks the old UBL roster doesn't shape up to "Geese's friends..."
Jean: "First of all, spitting is rrrrreally gross, I'll have you know. But I think you're mistaken cause MOST of those guys aren't really 'friends' with Geese. Some hate him just as much as you do."
TS: "Impossible. Were they drugged and manipulated by him too? By a former friend they gave their trust too!? Understand that no one feels the way about Geese as I do, I can assure you."
Jean: "How sweet. But back to my question, Marauder pulled off an amazing win ton-"
TS: "With all due respect to Bak Fu, losing to Marauder is NOT an upset. I've faced that man for years and he's one of the top threats in this league. There are a lot of dangerous men here and that's why I don't want to waste time talking with reporters when I could be training. I don't need you to tell me that Marauder will be mad for what I did to Naja, that's the way it is and I have to be ready for it."
Jean: "Well, sorrrrry!!! You don't have to be such a fussy freddy about it!"
TS: "Is this almost over?"
Jean: "You and Jason Hyde are scheduled to face BOTH Naja and Marauder in a tag match in three weeks at the first UBL 'Open' show on June 24th. Your thoughts?"
TS: "Jason and I will be ready, I'll see to that."
Jean: "Ok then...I guess we'll just agree to NEVER do this again!! You're off the interview list, happy!?"
TS: "Affirmative."
*Thunder Strike walks away as Jean Carter just stands there annoyed talking to the cameraman*
Jean: "And that guy's supposed to be one of the GOOD guys? Even Geese was nicer then him!"
*Thunder Strike freezes in place and speaks without turning around*
TS: "Geese is as much of a snake as Naja is, as Geese can charm and manipulate you with a forked tongue. But it's all for his selfish aims and he has no loyalty to those he draws in. You may not like me, but I won't snap your neck if you anger me like he would. Bear that in mind next time you compare us."
*Thunder Strike walks away again as Jean Carter rubs her neck anxiously*
Jean: "Mr. Strike, a moment of your time, please?"
TS: "Make it quick."
*Thunder Strike hasn't stopped walking and Jean has to basically run to keep up with him*
Jean: "Don't you want to...yanno, gloat?!"
TS: "I'm not here to gloat. I'm here to do three things, win the Universal Championship, stop OrochiGeese from doing so, and obstruct his future ability to do the one thing he loves most: cause chaos."
Jean: "And let me guess, 'you're all out of bubble gum?'"
TS: "What?"
Jean: "Never mind...bad joke..."
TS: "This isn't a joke. Did you see what I did out there tonight? I haven't said a damn word since this league started cause I do my talking IN the ring. Naja Mask is a long time UBL wrestler, a dangerous one, and how did I leave him? Knocked out on impact. I have a purpose and I will fulfill it. NO ONE will stop me."
Jean: "In two weeks on June 17th, your next league match is against Marauder, a close ally of the man you knocked out tonight. And we already saw tonight that he was NOT a happy camper after seeing your match, as he then chose to take out his anger on Bak Fu in what many considered an upse-"
*Thunder Strike suddenly spits on the ground*
TS: "Are you MAD? That was no upset! I'm SICK of the arrogance that I've heard around here so far propagated by this new UBL. Everyone thinks the old UBL roster doesn't shape up to "Geese's friends..."
Jean: "First of all, spitting is rrrrreally gross, I'll have you know. But I think you're mistaken cause MOST of those guys aren't really 'friends' with Geese. Some hate him just as much as you do."
TS: "Impossible. Were they drugged and manipulated by him too? By a former friend they gave their trust too!? Understand that no one feels the way about Geese as I do, I can assure you."
Jean: "How sweet. But back to my question, Marauder pulled off an amazing win ton-"
TS: "With all due respect to Bak Fu, losing to Marauder is NOT an upset. I've faced that man for years and he's one of the top threats in this league. There are a lot of dangerous men here and that's why I don't want to waste time talking with reporters when I could be training. I don't need you to tell me that Marauder will be mad for what I did to Naja, that's the way it is and I have to be ready for it."
Jean: "Well, sorrrrry!!! You don't have to be such a fussy freddy about it!"
TS: "Is this almost over?"
Jean: "You and Jason Hyde are scheduled to face BOTH Naja and Marauder in a tag match in three weeks at the first UBL 'Open' show on June 24th. Your thoughts?"
TS: "Jason and I will be ready, I'll see to that."
Jean: "Ok then...I guess we'll just agree to NEVER do this again!! You're off the interview list, happy!?"
TS: "Affirmative."
*Thunder Strike walks away as Jean Carter just stands there annoyed talking to the cameraman*
Jean: "And that guy's supposed to be one of the GOOD guys? Even Geese was nicer then him!"
*Thunder Strike freezes in place and speaks without turning around*
TS: "Geese is as much of a snake as Naja is, as Geese can charm and manipulate you with a forked tongue. But it's all for his selfish aims and he has no loyalty to those he draws in. You may not like me, but I won't snap your neck if you anger me like he would. Bear that in mind next time you compare us."
*Thunder Strike walks away again as Jean Carter rubs her neck anxiously*