Johnny Brooke: Introductions

[Dragonkin]

*Setting the scene... a beach, not very busy but with a few people tanning or enjoying the waves. Before us stands Johnny Brooke, wearing green shorts and a t-shirt. Wrapped around his arm is a tall, heavily tanned Japanese girl with bleached blond hair, wearing a matching t-shirt.*

Johnny: "Hello fans of Johnny Brooke, and by extension UBL. I'm sure by now you too have gotten this. *Johnny holds up a sheet of paper* The card for the first UBL "Open" show in two or three weeks..."

*Johnny takes a quick look at the paper and throws it aside casually.*

Johnny: "I wouldn't bother, kids. Not enough Brooke... *Johnny pauses for a moment, before holding up another paper* How about this one, then?"

*Johnny glances at this next paper and nods to himself*

Johnny: "You'll have to wait a whole month, but it looks like they're learning. This show, July 22nd... well, at least it has my name on it. So, who am I facing...?"

*Johnny takes another look at the paper, then looks up at the camera again, unimpressed*

Johnny: "Park Young-Tae? Shit, barely even heard of the kid... they say he has some decent kicks or whatever. *Johnny throws the paper aside with a small shrug* Okay, whatever. Park, kiddo... try to get some extra training before the match, give me a bit to work with. Of course, once the second bell rings, your experience will be summed up in three simple words..."

*The girl with Johnny points to his chest, the camera zooming in to catch the print on his shirt.*

"Brooke broke ya."

[Davey]

We are at the pub, where the Fatman-ryuu dojo crew sat around the pub at various tables in their cliques(or by yourself in Cliff's case) after a day of practicing. We are focusing on the main table today. They have just finished watching the above promo as Park pipes up.

Park: He wirr be my opponent for next battle, mastah? Who he?

Martin: Some divvie.

Dave: *looks at Lisa* ...scout report?(OoC: Remember, Lisa's real job = Dave's scout)

Lisa: Err... I had a look around, and I couldn't find a thing about him anywhere. All I can gather is that his name is Johnny Brooke and he likes to break people.

Stuart: Break what? Yer arse?

Park: Wat? Bleak my ahss?

Martin: 'e's a poof, Park kid. Better put a pair of metal fuckin' undercrackers on and 'ave a padlock on the fuckin' things. 'E wants to break in yer back fuckin' door.

Park: Facking pooftah?! Johnny Blooke, I wirr not allow you to bleak my ahss! *slams his fist on the table* As an ENGRISHMAN, I mast show you the longdoing of yo-ah ways!

Hyun-Soo: *taking a break from his pint* Erm... not to distract you or anything, but if you're an Englishman, how come you're not speaking English?

Park: I are speak Engrish.

Dave: *stands up and points at Park* THAT'S MY JOKE!

Lisa: *looking at the camera* You guys should probably leave... It's only gonna degenerate from here.

We fade out as Dave starts babbling indeciferably about "batter of ring" and "fist of destiny" as the rest of the dojo crew crowd around to see what the FUCK is going on.