El Ignorado
Nov 9, 2019 14:20:08 GMT -5
Post by OrochiGeese on Nov 9, 2019 14:20:08 GMT -5
*The camera turns on to show El Exilio, the Universal Battalion Champions, standing in front of a UBL banner. El Fantasma Pálido is wearing his Title belt around his neck and Yoshirozuna has it draped across his massive right shoulder. They have angry expressions on their face and their body language appears frenetic and impatient.*
[Pálido:] "Nada más que silencio. Nothing but silence. We’ve been asking for challengers for months now, Yoshida. But you’ve been incommunicado. It’s almost like you’re angry at us."
[Yoshirozuna:] "It's almost like we ended the career of one of your best friends."
[Pálido:] *laughs* "You gonna get us back on the shit list, hombre.”
[Yoshirozuna:] *shrugs* “Like we haven't been blacklisted for years now. Probably cause we speak the truth.
So listen up, Yoshida. Here's some real talk. I haven't shed one tear for Barton but what I did to him doesn't warrant punishment. Yeah, I hear he may never wrestle again, but that's a result of what happened in the match. And if you care so much about Barton, why disrespect his own code? Don’t you remember when Thunder Strike broke his nose at Base 11? Sure, JET cried about it but Barton said that what happens in a match is part of this sport. Hell, if you didn't like me using that running powerbomb, why'd you let him use it as a finisher for 20 years? I think we all know the answer to that. For you to ignore us right now shows that you and Wingate don't care about the rules, you just play favorites."
[Pálido:] "Everyone else is starting to see it too with how you let the Walkers do whatever they want. Or how ‘bout why you allow Destiny to run around and hurt people just because they bring money to the table? If you really were against Destiny, you wouldn’t let them wrestle here for 8 years now. You would have taken them out on day 1."
[Yoshirozuna:] "But even if you never cared about fairness and integrity, what you used to care about were the Championships of UBL. So if you still give a damn about this one *slaps the belt on his shoulder*, one that Barton once held proudly, then you'll be a man about how you treat us and the Titles. You'll stop punishing us for legally winning a match against an old man who can no longer take the punishment he used to happily dole out during his prime."
[Pálido:] "And just cause we enjoyed watching him fall doesn't mean we were wrong to lay him out."
[Yoshirozuna:] "And you don't have the right to ignore us, especially when we have these Titles."
[Pálido:] "Suddenly we went from being el exilio to el ignorado."
[Yoshirozuna:] "So go ahead Yoshida, how about you answer this question:
Despite these Titles being around the most dominant UBL champions for the entire Debasement tour, how are they the only ones not scheduled to be defended at 'ALL YOUR BASE?'
Tell us how Rivers gets a guaranteed main event slot despite looking pathetic all year? O'Brian would have beat him if Destiny stopped living that Metal Gear Solid life. Tell us how THRASH Ogawa wins just the first big match of his career and is somehow more important than us? Better yet, tell us how his next opponent, the most acrid piece of fetid shit crawling around this rotting promotion, has a Title shot despite doing nothing to earn it. And why? Cause he literally stole the belt!”
[Pálido:] "But what was our crime? Winning a match."
[Yoshirozuna:] "Our patience, like Barton’s career, is over. We're not waiting for your attention, we're demanding it.
As of now, El Exilio is issuing an open challenge against any team that wants our Titles."
[Pálido:] "We're gonna sign this blank check just to make sure we see some action."
[Yoshirozuna:] "We've beaten every team in this division so I don't even know who Drake will throw at us."
[Pálido:]"Destiny again? I hear those Monroe Brothers are juicing so much they deserve a late night infomercial."
[Yoshirozuna:] "But we won't be ignored any longer.
So Drake, you really want to punish us? Find a team worthy of winning our Titles."
[Pálido:] "Just don't cry any more tears if we send them to keep Barton company in the ICU."
*Yoshirozuna blows out two snot rockets on the ground and the scene fades to black.*
[Pálido:] "Nada más que silencio. Nothing but silence. We’ve been asking for challengers for months now, Yoshida. But you’ve been incommunicado. It’s almost like you’re angry at us."
[Yoshirozuna:] "It's almost like we ended the career of one of your best friends."
[Pálido:] *laughs* "You gonna get us back on the shit list, hombre.”
[Yoshirozuna:] *shrugs* “Like we haven't been blacklisted for years now. Probably cause we speak the truth.
So listen up, Yoshida. Here's some real talk. I haven't shed one tear for Barton but what I did to him doesn't warrant punishment. Yeah, I hear he may never wrestle again, but that's a result of what happened in the match. And if you care so much about Barton, why disrespect his own code? Don’t you remember when Thunder Strike broke his nose at Base 11? Sure, JET cried about it but Barton said that what happens in a match is part of this sport. Hell, if you didn't like me using that running powerbomb, why'd you let him use it as a finisher for 20 years? I think we all know the answer to that. For you to ignore us right now shows that you and Wingate don't care about the rules, you just play favorites."
[Pálido:] "Everyone else is starting to see it too with how you let the Walkers do whatever they want. Or how ‘bout why you allow Destiny to run around and hurt people just because they bring money to the table? If you really were against Destiny, you wouldn’t let them wrestle here for 8 years now. You would have taken them out on day 1."
[Yoshirozuna:] "But even if you never cared about fairness and integrity, what you used to care about were the Championships of UBL. So if you still give a damn about this one *slaps the belt on his shoulder*, one that Barton once held proudly, then you'll be a man about how you treat us and the Titles. You'll stop punishing us for legally winning a match against an old man who can no longer take the punishment he used to happily dole out during his prime."
[Pálido:] "And just cause we enjoyed watching him fall doesn't mean we were wrong to lay him out."
[Yoshirozuna:] "And you don't have the right to ignore us, especially when we have these Titles."
[Pálido:] "Suddenly we went from being el exilio to el ignorado."
[Yoshirozuna:] "So go ahead Yoshida, how about you answer this question:
Despite these Titles being around the most dominant UBL champions for the entire Debasement tour, how are they the only ones not scheduled to be defended at 'ALL YOUR BASE?'
Tell us how Rivers gets a guaranteed main event slot despite looking pathetic all year? O'Brian would have beat him if Destiny stopped living that Metal Gear Solid life. Tell us how THRASH Ogawa wins just the first big match of his career and is somehow more important than us? Better yet, tell us how his next opponent, the most acrid piece of fetid shit crawling around this rotting promotion, has a Title shot despite doing nothing to earn it. And why? Cause he literally stole the belt!”
[Pálido:] "But what was our crime? Winning a match."
[Yoshirozuna:] "Our patience, like Barton’s career, is over. We're not waiting for your attention, we're demanding it.
As of now, El Exilio is issuing an open challenge against any team that wants our Titles."
[Pálido:] "We're gonna sign this blank check just to make sure we see some action."
[Yoshirozuna:] "We've beaten every team in this division so I don't even know who Drake will throw at us."
[Pálido:]"Destiny again? I hear those Monroe Brothers are juicing so much they deserve a late night infomercial."
[Yoshirozuna:] "But we won't be ignored any longer.
So Drake, you really want to punish us? Find a team worthy of winning our Titles."
[Pálido:] "Just don't cry any more tears if we send them to keep Barton company in the ICU."
*Yoshirozuna blows out two snot rockets on the ground and the scene fades to black.*